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fanonical

whipped this together in like 2 minutes in MSPaint but i think i did a good job

fanonical

a-potter-head

Best ever use of this meme imo

bloodyhellharry

Power to the people, freedom to the ankles

pauliedraws

I really wanted to animate one of these scenes where Ron and Harry are goofing off, because I think it’s interactions like these that make the books fun.

littlemisspoltergeist

avannak

Okay but 11-year-old Hermione Granger’s flare for dramatics

obsob

youngest seeker of this generation

internettythings

alt goblet of fire (film version)

Ron: Harry, I believe that you didn’t put your name in the cup. But what are you going to do about the challenges now?

Harry: Ron, who spends more time in the infirmary than me? Nobody. It’s not unusual for me to be laid up with injuries. I’ll just pull a Malfoy, and fake an injury or two. Easy peasy.

Hermione: I’ll whip you up some realistic looking, but harmless symptoms. I’ll give you new ones every few days.

Ron: Pomfrey will catch on.

Harry: Yeah, eventually. But Poppy and I are pretty tight. She’ll be cool if I explain. If not, I withdrew some extra gold from Gringotts this Summer, just in case something came up this year that required … a little bribery.

Hermione: (directly into the camera) Do you have a little dark wizard in you? (the word “foreshadowing” appears on screen for a fraction of a second)

Harry looks directly into the camera and winks.

Harry spends the rest of the Triwizard Tournament as a spectator. Barty Junior is killed for failing to carry out Voldemort’s insane, overly complex plan.

THE END

susannedraws-deactivated2026012

Harry‘s best birthday present *‧˚

deadratboys

Staff meetings were definitely like this in Prisoner of Azkaban, right?

atalienart

Lupin I did for owlcrate :)

amethystlesbian

Ok but in french the sorting hat becomes le Choixpeau which is an excellent pun on choix (choice) and chapeau (hat) and I weep that this isn’t possible in English

a-silly-person

CHOIXPEAU

napo-con-fritas

I live for Ron not giving a single fuck about being in the company of a (presumbably) crazy teacher, an escaped mass-murderer and having a broken leg, he’s had enough dammit, c’mon, Harry, Hermione, we’re leaving...