The Thieves Guilt

Congratufuckinglations, you found me. Now what're you gonna do about it?

[punchesfodayz]

Called up mi abuela t’vent ‘n’ get some advice. She adored this little ass, so I guess I’m keepin’ ‘im for sure now. Welcome to our little fucked up crew, Jack.

((Full story here. For @pokeparadeofficial Art/Characters (c) Scott Francis Pokemon (c) Nintendo))

[orphetoon]

art ask meme: character + emoji

have your followers send in a character + an emoji and then draw them!!

🐾: draw a character with their favorite animal 🏳️‍🌈: draw a character with pride flags for their sexual and/or gender orientation (either cannon or headcannon) 😈: draw a character as a demon 😇: draw a character as an angel ❤️: draw a character pining 🌸: draw a character with flowers that match their personality 🎂: draw a character celebrating their birthday 🌙: draw a character with a celestial theme 👾: draw a character using pixel art 🗯: draw a character in a comic book style 🔲: draw a character in a minimalist style 🎡: draw a character at a fair 💍: draw a character reacting to being proposed to 🌳: draw a character napping under a tree 👯‍♂️: draw a character in a playboy bunny outfit 🎃: draw a character in a halloween costume 👗: draw a character in a sundress 👘: draw a character in a kimono, a hanbok, or any traditional clothing 🎩: draw a character in fancy wear 👙: draw a character in swimwear 🕷: draw a character reacting to a spider 🌧: draw a character out in the rain 🌊: draw a character at the ocean 🗡: draw a character as if they were in a rpg/dnd character 🛌: draw two or more characters sleeping next to each other 🃏: draw a character as a tarot card 👑: draw a character as royalty

[punchesfodayz]

((Send me asks so I can keep drawing Seb and his Pokemon... yes you can ask for his Pokemon lol))

[punchesfodayz]

Long time no see. What’s been new with me?

Well, rescued an egg from Rob, the idiot. I knew it belonged to some Professor but no way was I gettin’ dinged ‘cause I let my stupid cat crack an egg. So I kinda accidentally stole it...

Then it hatched and this little gibbled mess of mostly legs fell out and I ‘ad to rush ‘im to the Pokecenter. Got told he’d need a prosthetic for ‘is whole life, and that he can’t evolve else he might jus’ keel over under ‘is own weight. So’s he’s useless. 

Was gonna return ‘im to the Professor, or just leave ‘im at a daycare and not come back but.. I dunno, the li’l shit grew on me. Guess we’ll see how this goes.

((Full stories here and here. For @pokeparadeofficial Art, characters © Scott Francis Pokemon © Nintendo))

[punchesfodayz]

Got myself roped into this Harvest Festival thing. Didn’t mean to, but... it weren’t so bad. Even if I had to wear a stupid apron all fuckin’ day. But Barb helped out, and this Tyrogue an’ me had an understanding. 

Thinkin’ about askin’ the lady who ran the daycare if they’re up for adoption, but I dunno what the laws are surroundin’ that here. Guess I’ll see how it goes.

((For @pokeparadeofficial Art, characters (c) Scott Francis Pokemon (c) Nintendo))

[punchesfodayz]

Alright, let’s see what this place has in store for us, huh guys? And remember, try to stay out of trouble this time. No need to be drawin’ unnecessary attention to ourselves. Don’t want a repeat a Verot, do we? 

[punchesfodayz]

(Application)

((Asks are OPEN once more!))

[punchesfodayz]

35 and 44 - let's do this.

35. What activities do they enjoy, but consider to be a waste of time?((Eating. He wishes he and his Pokemon didn’t have to eat because it would vastly reduce cost of living, and he’d have more time to do other activities. But he really, really likes good food.))

44. Superstitions or views on the occult?((He doesn’t believe in any god despite his gran raising him on Johto Arceism. . His gran used to tell him a tale when he was a child about how Raikou would take the form of lightning and sleep in the navels of those who sleep outdoors, and would attract lightning down to its host if disturbed. Seb carried this superstition with him into adulthood, and during storms he sleeps on his stomach.))

[punchesfodayz]

1, 18, 27!

1. What does their bedroom look like? ((Seb is currently living with @thatredheadedfarmer under her employment. His room is in a rustic cabin-like house up in the treetops. It took some getting used to being up in the trees as heights make him uncomfortable, but he settled. He had to take the plants out of his room because Rob kept eating them. Otherwise it’s a bed with a nightstand and lamp, a small dresser, and a couple paintings on the wall. He took the bed apart, put the boards against the wall and pulled the mattress off of the bed and sleeps on his sleeping bag on top of it. Nick and Rob are allowed out at night; Nick keeps watch out the open window since he never sleeps, and Rob sleeps at Seb’s feet or back, keeping him warm. Barb buzzes too much to be let out when he’s trying to sleep, and Munchkin is much too large for the treetops. There’s no personal touches other than the dismantled bed. He honestly doesn’t expect to stay there long.))

18. Favorite beverage?((Aguas frescas, especially made with Lum berries, like his gran used to make when she could spare the money for fresh fruit.))

27. What is their biggest regret?((Turning to petty crimes as a means to make money for his gran. He knows if he’d stuck with his education and gotten a real job, he could support her a lot better, but what’s done is done.))

[punchesfodayz]

5, 25, 31, 36

5. Cleanliness habits (personal, workspace, etc)((He might not look it, but Seb is pretty conscientious about cleanliness thanks to his gran. He gets anxious if he’s dirty and unkempt. He washes as often as possible, brushes his teeth, takes care of his hair, shaves, keeps his clothes as clean as he can. His bedroom when he lived with his gran was pretty sparce, and what was there was organized, though not in a neat freak sort of way. He keeps his Pokemon clean as well, and has started taking better care of them overall.))

25. How do they see themselves 5 years from today?((With any luck, out of debt and with something like a real job. He doesn’t actually want to be a small-time criminal for the rest of his life. He’s still not sure how he feels about being a Trainer either. He’s got a gig working at a produce farm at the moment but he considers it very short term, probably only lasting through the winter.))

31. Most prized possession?((Well, it used to be his bomber jacket, but that got ruined when Barb bled all over it as a Weedle during her training. He wrapped her up and rushed her to the nearest Pokemon Center. They took his jacket and her, and only one survived the experience. He only blames himself (and perhaps the wild Pokemon who managed a critical hit against her) and is more thankful Barb survived than upset that he lost the only thing he owned that might’ve been his biological father’s (it wasn’t). In which case his journal is likely his most prized possession now, with many of his thoughts, aspirations and insecurities written between its covers.))

36. What makes them feel guilty?((His Pokemon getting hurt because of him. He knows he’s not the greatest Trainer, and he really hates losing, and sometimes takes unnecessary risks in the hopes that it’ll pay off. He’s managed to work past the hostility between him and Munchkin, and does feel occasional guilt when he sees the very slight depressions around the Feraligatr’s mouth where he kept a belt around his jaws.))

[punchesfodayz]

☛ GET INSIDE YOUR CHARACTER'S HEAD! aka The Excessively Detailed Headcanon Meme

Ask a question, any question! Because I have nothing better to do than to answer your questions. ... No, really. I don't. D:

1: What does their bedroom look like?

2: Do they have any daily rituals?

3: Do they exercise, and if so, what do they do? How often?

4: What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy?

5: Cleanliness habits (personal, workspace, etc.)

6: Eating habits and sample daily menu

7: Favorite way to waste time and feelings surrounding wasting time

8: Favorite indulgence and feelings surrounding indulging

9: Makeup?

10: Neuroses? Do they recognize them as such?

11: Intellectual pursuits?

12: Favorite book genre?

13: Sexual Orientation? And, regardless of own orientation, thoughts on sexual orientation in general?

14: Physical abnormalities? (Both visible and not, including injuries/disabilities, long-term illnesses, food-intolerances, etc.)

15: Biggest and smallest short term goal?

16: Biggest and smallest long term goal?

17: Preferred mode of dress and rituals surrounding dress

18: Favorite beverage?

19: What do they think about before falling asleep at night?

20: Childhood illnesses? Any interesting stories behind them?

21: Turn-ons? Turn-offs?

22: Given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen?

23: How organized are they? How does this organization/disorganization manifest in their everyday life?

24: Is there one subject of study that they excel at? Or do they even care about intellectual pursuits at all?

25: How do they see themselves 5 years from today?

26: Do they have any plans for the future? Any contingency plans if things don’t workout?

27: What is their biggest regret?

28: Who do they see as their best friend? Their worst enemy?

29: Reaction to sudden extrapersonal disaster (eg The house is on fire! What do they do?)

30: Reaction to sudden intrapersonal disaster (eg close family member suddenly dies)

31: Most prized possession?

32: Thoughts on material possessions in general?

33: Concept of home and family?

34: Thoughts on privacy? (Are they a private person, or are they prone to ‘TMI’?)

35: What activities do they enjoy, but consider to be a waste of time?

36: What makes them feel guilty?

37: Are they more analytical or more emotional in their decision-making?

38: What recharges them when they’re feeling drained?

39: Would you say that they have a superiority-complex? Inferiority-complex? Neither?

40: How misanthropic are they?

41: Hobbies?

42: How far did they get in formal education? What are their views on formal education vs self-education?

43: Religion?

44: Superstitions or views on the occult?

45: Do they express their thoughts through words or deeds?

46: If they were to fall in love, who (or what) is their ideal?

47: How do they express love?

48: If this person were to get into a fist fight, what is their fighting style like?

49: Is this person afraid of dying? Why or why not?

[punchesfodayz]

You lost?

((Updated ref for Seb and his Pokemon. He’s 20 now and has done a bit of growing up. Munchkin no longer needs a belt around his mouth all the time, and the newest member of the team gets an official introduction! Say hello to Barb!))

[punchesfodayz]

Well, fuck...

((For the Mariette Gala event on Pokemonbiome! Seb is up to his usual shenanigans, trying to get things he can pawn off later for money so he can eat and take care of himself and his Pokemon, as well as send some back home to his Gran to help with rent and bills. However things go sideways when he gets caught, but it doesn't actually end up so bad. He loses out on most of his loot, but gets offered a job. We'll see how that turns out!

To read how the events unfolded, go read here!

Art and Seb (c) Scott Francis Tawny (c) thatredheadedfarmer))

[punchesfodayz]

Aw geez, fuckin’ cameras all o’er the place. This shit’s gonna be harder than I thought....

(( Seb found an invitation laying around and decided to help himself, seeing it as an opportunity to rob the rich. Except he got caught trying to get in while wearing his shabby street clothes, played dumb and got thrown into a snazzy outfit. Stripped of his comfortable clothing and Pokemon, and very aware that his entrance had been noticed, he entered and decides to attempt to be social.  ))

[punchesfodayz]

((Got asked this one twice so figured I’d take advantage of it to draw Seb as both a child and an adult!

On the left is Seb at 11. His gran kept him pretty well fed. He didn’t lose weight until he hit puberty and his metabolism skyrocketed. That and he started hanging on the streets more to try and get food and money for his gran. And yes he’s wearing a PGerry the Platypus Golduck shirt.

On the right is Seb at 27. When he hits 20/21 he gets a late growth spurt and sprouts out a couple more inches and gets, uh, broader. He also starts to actually be able to grow facial hair, and yes those are Liepard spots shaved into the sides of his head. He’s still a douchebag. But now he’s a douchebag who carries himself with more confidence and less posturing. Oh but his nose got broken a couple times so it’s all crooked now. 

Help he got hot this was not part of the plan abort ABORT))

[punchesfodayz]

Need somethin’? I can get it for ya. For a price a course. 

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OC Art Meme!!!

Send a number and I’ll draw my OC:

In what they normally wear

In what I’m currently wearing

In a school uniform

In swimwear

In underwear

With no clothes on

In winter clothes

In fancy clothes

Making 3 different expressions

Standing on their hands

With their favorite animal

Hanging out with a friend

Sitting on the couch

Doing something they don’t normally do

Eating

Playing a sport

Beaten up

As a kid/adult

Wearing a funny hat

Sleeping

[punchesfodayz]

1, 4, 22 & 28! ))

1. What position does your character sleep in? (i.e; stomach, side, back, etc.) Describe why they do this — optional. ((Answered!))

4. Do they have any verbal tics? Do they have trouble pronouncing certain words or getting their thoughts across clearly?((Seb never graduated. He dropped out when he was fourteen. As such, his speaking is rough, his grammar sucks, and he frequently gets words or their meaning wrong. He generally sticks to small words to get his point across, but he takes a lot of shortcuts and combines words to make them even shorter.))

22. Does your character trust people right off the bat or does it take them some time to warm up to someone?((Hahahahahaha Seb trusts his gran and, grudgingly, his probation officer. That's it. He's been fucked over too many times by people claiming to only want to help to trust anyone without severe testing of said trust. Of course, these "trials" tend to only drive away potential friends, who see him as more work than he's worth. Which is fine by him (except not really because he gets lonely)))

28. Are they afraid of death? Do they have any regrets?((Seb's nineteen. Of course he's afraid of death. He doesn't want to die. As for regrets? Again, he's nineteen. He regrets that he couldn't help his gran out more. That she was stuck living in poverty, raising a kid she didn't ask for, in a system that was stacked against an old woman of color. Seb feels great guilt for being a burden on his gran. So while he's afraid of death, there are a lot of times he's wished he'd never been born.))