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[NOT FOR KIDS! PLEASE HAVE YOUR AGE IN BIO!] Are you into those sexy boxer stereotypes? Us too! We can write imagine scenarioes and headcanons. Sometimes at your request. We're looking into the matchups. [We can also write potentially triggering content. See "Re: Dark Content" for details.] We only take requests for Punch-Out!! Wii (2009) version.

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Re: This Blog and the Naughty Stuff (TM)

I will be tagging the ‘no-no stuff’ as follows: #not for kids, #nsft, and #nsft text 

if you’re reading this, Mod Sin, I’m trying my hardest to keep it alive, but i’m trying to keep this up with the times. you may contact me at any time via inbox

If you choose to follow this blog, please have your age indicated in your bio. If you don’t, you will be softblocked. I don’t want to take any chances. 

A message to minors (those under 18): 

You will be hardblocked if you follow or press a ‘like/follow’ on any of this blog’s posts. I’m sorry for sounding harsh. Please understand I don’t feel comfortable having anyone under 18 interact with this blog.

I would PREFER if you didn’t look at the NSFW. I would PREFER if you didn’t click that Read More. Because I’ve been there. You’ll regret it eventually. I can’t control who sees my blog, but please keep this in mind. 

But I can tell you where to go to instead. Scarleteen is an inclusive, comprehensive website for the growing young people to navigate sexuality and how to be safe about it. They also have a tumblr blog! I really wish I had this resource when I was younger. Maybe my life would have been better...

Anyways: thank you all for reading this post.

- Mod Sosig

(EDIT: 20/12/2023: Changed some words that better reflect this blog’s values.)

(EDIT: 09/03/2025: Established stronger boundaries.)

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blog update

The followers list has been purged of accounts that have no indicated age or have indicated they are minors. Please see the pinned post on our new policy. - Mod Sosig

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Do you have any soda popinski NSFW hcs?

I've had this ask sit around for YEARS and now I got an answer for ya. And it looks like you're not alone!

Let's do this. *Clears throat.*

People think he likes drunk sex. He begs to differ. Getting drunk while fucking...kinda scary. (And illegal!)

He does like a little bit of control-related scenarios though. Teasing, edging, tying up. And a nice bit of overstimulation as punishment. Only when it's done to him though. He doesn't know his strength.

A definite masochist. Even if he were to top, he wants the partner to have a little fight, be it scratching, biting...punching.

Consent is one hell of a value. He's the type to always ask before doing things to you. "Is this okay?" "Are you okay?" "Does this feel good?" "Let me know if you need me to change something."

If it's okay with his partner, he's willing to expiriment. Yes, that includes being the one to inflict the control.

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Sexytimes w the baguette man?

Ya gotta be more specific there, bud! That man can go anywhere.

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I WANT BEAR HUGGGER SEX HCS AND I WANT EM NOW

Sure! Let's!

Y'know how he's all "I'm a hugger, not a fighter" ? He looks like the type to say there is a difference between "fucking" and "making love"

Clearly he prefers the latter. Ask him to go rough and kinky, and he'll refuse.

However...you could convince him to roleplay. But he's going to be picky about it. Petplay is out of the question because he treats animals like family. He's not into the power dynamic type of roleplays either (y'know, cop/robber, boss/employee, teacher/teacher's assistant...iykyk).

"So what kind of roleplays" you say? Roles that are of equal footing, like hockey player buddies after a match well done, office co-workers after a hard night of partying...hope the gist has been gotten there.

Machines/robots, however...maybe, just maybe he would. He's fascinated by the Latest Technology. After all, he's spent a lot chopping wood and relatively living off the grid.

As for whether he tops/bottoms or is dominant/submissive? Hm, it doesn't matter to him, as long as there is an equal dynamic.

Pretty old-fashioned. A mere man of courtship. He's not a "wham bam thank you ma'am", he wants dinner, a few dates, heavily preferably you get married, and...well, you know the rest *wink*

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What kinda kinks is Aran into?

in my humble opinion (and this is some basic bitch shit) ... sadomasochism. he likes getting hurt AND hurting people...Sexually

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Which boxers are tops and which of them are bottoms?

NSFW

In my personal opinion? Well…

This goes from ‘top’ to ‘bottom’:

Glass Joe 

Von Kaiser

Disco Kid

King Hippo

Bear Hugger

Great Tiger

Don Flamenco

Aran Ryan

Soda Popinski

Super Macho Man

Mr. Sandman

lol :P see what i did there?

- Mod Sosig

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Do you do matchups?

Not that I know (yet), but I’ll take it into consideration as one of the blog’s features. I’ll think about it.

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by the way: inbox is closed

it’ll be reopened when i answer/delete the asks in the inbox

stay (physically) hydrated and safe my bretheren

mod sosig

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“what’s in it for this blog, then?”

okay hold up

yeah i guess that tumblr’s NSFW ban puts a damper on things but consider this:

”Examples of exceptions that are permitted are [...] Written content such as erotica [...] can be freely posted on Tumblr." 

- Tumblr’s Help Center on “Adult Content”

writing about dirty headcanons and imagines and fics qualify as “written content” and god forbid if Tumblr marks my dirty posts, you don’t know if they’re true to their words until you try it out, right?

so yeah, anticipate whatever dirty things i can come up with tonight in my timezone

also, i’m looking for mods to help me out in answering things i can’t answer! no experience necessary on running blogs but you must have a great imagination and willingness to work with others!

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Is this blog dead?

HUHHHH THE MOD IS ON THE INSIIIIIDE

- mod sosig

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rip mod sin (looking for mods now)

mod sin is no longer existent according to the members tab i just saw

guess im alone again *sad beach ukulele music as there’s the waves crashing*

so yeah whoever wants to help me answer the 10+ asks i have feel free

- Mod Sosig

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Do you still post on here?

i--Mod Sosig--does anyway. I’m working on it. 

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Imagine the boxers fighting for their freedom 

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but what if aran ryan wasn’t built for sin and only sin?

but what if aran ryan wasn’t made for sin?

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no.

He was built… for *angry pub fights.*

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Von Kaiser is the TRUE Meme Machine.

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Sex HC - Piston Hondo

I’m kicking this blog back into gear. Here’s some headcanons for a certain Japanese boxer. It’s probably not that great, but seeing that it’s my first time giving a list of headcanons, bear with me. 

Piston is guaranteed to get all flustered and blushy on the topic of sex.

Despite all that, he’s pretty much repressed. It’s hard for him to explain what he wants because he would feel all guilty about wanting this. 

It’ll take a few tries and a few discussions with the S/O to reassure him that it’s going to be alright.

If the foreplay is boring you, wait for the main event. When you get there, you’ll feel like you have underestimated him.

Well-endowed, I’ll just leave it at that.

Has a secret stash of hentai manga, which might be the reason why he might be that great in bed. He puts what he read into practice for sure.

Likes to get really deep. If you know what I mean~

Pants heavily and holds back his noises. He wants to keep it quiet. An occasional whine can be heard from him, but he’ll deny doing that.

Japanese phrases will spill out on how it feels so good and that he’s so glad to be doing this with you (and maybe even some hentai quoting even if it might be a bit cliche) 

Will hold onto you really tightly, especially when he’s close.

He’ll still cling onto you after sex.