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fake punk quotes and other stuff of bands!

[punkquotes]

Bio

Basics: Jamie, 27, she/her, infp-t, biro gray-ace, agnostic

Big 3 in Astrology: aquarius ☀️, gemini 🌙, cancer 🌄

Hi guys, I'm Jamie and I run the blog called punkquotes. So far, I've had this blog (and other incorrect quote blogs) since I was a teenager. I did it because I really enjoyed punk music and other genres and still have a soft spot for the bands I liked. Over here, I post for shits and giggles— but will also poke fun at artists because why tf not?

Anyway, let's get lost in the supermarket!

Other blogs:

Main blog

Incorrect Metallica Quotes

Incorrect Megadeth Quotes

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get that zionist bs off of my feed!

— glen matlock

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nazi tr*mps, fuck off!

— jello biafra

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Hello? Where’d everybody go? Did I miss something? Did you see my butt?

— sid vicious

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if you support ICE, feel free to block me. i don't want your nasty ass polluting my feed. get the fuck out!

— tre cool, 2026

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hey guys, guess what? 6 7

— stiv bators

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see you next tuesday!

— johnny ramone on the phone

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call an ambulance, but not for me

— freddie mercury after getting into a fight with sid vicious

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ever been to a turkish prison?

— mick jones trying to woo viv albertine

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the truth was that punk was always political. otherwise, none of us would exist

— joe strummer

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if nothing's real, why are we here? are we just floating in an abyss or what?

— paul simonon questioning life

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You were supposed to restore the balance, not leave it in darkness!

— the misfits fandom to michale graves

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fuck you, i'm here to play guitar

— keith levene in pil

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SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY!

— mick jones

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since when did hating on the beatles was cool?

— glenn danzig in his early misfits days

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if a guy says he's apolitical, he's a liar and you should dump his sorry ass. you won't regret it

— viv albertine giving out dating advice

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Green Day and Sex Pistols in the 90s

John Lydon: [is covered in paint, jumping in anger] FUCK YOU! FUCK ALL OF YOU!

[Everyone else in the Sex Pistols looks at John funny]

[John breaks his paddle and rolls his ankle in the process]

John: DAMMIT!

[John goes to his car covered in primer and starts the engine up]

Tre and Mike: Oh, man!

Billie: [turns to Tre and Mike] I guess Lydon's finally got his paint job.

[John starts speeding up, causing the guys to back up]

Billie, Mike, and Tre: WHOA!