PunkRockPenguin

Sleepy, smol, angry.

[ollieplimsolls]

open rp

Hey can I get seven large cokes and a bbq sauce

[taahko]

is pepsi ok

[ollieplimsolls]

‘i guess’ i said sulking, my amber hued orbs peering down because of gravity

[taahko]

‘ok.’ i hand you seven large cokes and a pepsi

[schwierigephase]

“Shit, my tea.”

— Everyone at some point in their life (via oxytreza)

[pi4nobl4ck]

[nerdyqueerandjewish]

Why are straight people like this why did I have to see this

[unclefather]

Personally, I prefer a paper plate because it’s easier to digest and goes with most meals. The ceramic is too crunchy and I only have a few teeth left to chew it

[punkrockpenguin]

Reblogging purely for that last comment

[mens-rights-activia]

↖️This is a terf unfriendly blog

all terfs gtfo

[hasenfu]

since i see no terf in the notes i have all of them blocked?

[mens-rights-activia]

Idk how blocking works on tumblr much but I went through the notes and blocked every one I saw if that does anything

[lesbiansnoopy]

Me at my cat after putting her in a funny hat: 

[thnks-fr-th-mania]

Don’t even follow me if you don’t bless the rains down in Africa

[hexxit-deactivated20180526]

does anyone else with intrusive thoughts do that weird dismissive head shake when they get them to kinda like.. reverse/reject the thought or is that just me

[meow-n-save]

Gotta shake your brain like an etch-n-sketch and start over

[thebootydiaries]

What girls say: I'm fine

What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst

[summerchoirboy]

[kuntsuragi]

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

[punkrockpenguin]

Current mood: wrapped up in bed with a hot water bottle, looking at memes.

[punkrockpenguin]

I drew a thing. It’s on red bubble because it looks rad on things: https://www.redbubble.com/people/bethsentence/works/30222637-scar-tissue-red-hot-chili-peppers?asc=u

[lameborghini]

im not funny but that doesn’t mean i won’t laugh at my own jokes

[histskins]

life is a lot like shaking trees in animal crossing. sometimes there’s bees

[totalspiffage]

[punkrockpenguin]

Thank you?

[cutegorl]

It’s totally okay to say “you know what, this isn’t making me happy” and to walk away from whatever or whoever is keeping you from the happiness you deserve

[c3po]

me halfway through unpacking the dishwasher when i get to the cutlery