This Is My Super Villain Orgin Story

I'm Derian. Her/She. Living in Oregon

[rappersdoingnormalshit-blog]

[st3fan00]

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

[whitegirlsaintshit]

those are his hooves you bitch

[catchymemes]

[dogpuppy]

[punkwitchbitch]

Just got a notification about being tagged in a post but the post is from 2015 but it was about being called a bad bitch so I’m kinda glad it happened

[rainia]

americans pleeease. please kill elon musk 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏 americans! please. Please !!! kill elon musk. don't you remember gun.. ? bang bang ? your favorite game..? Americans... please. 😔🙏 have you forgotten your local deity, captain america: kill nazis??? americans !! I know you can do it 🥺🙏 please americans..

[translatingpostsintoitalian]

americani per favooore. per favore uccidete elon musk 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏 americani! per favore. Per favore !!! uccidete elon musk. non vi ricordate la pistola.. ? bang bang ? il vostro gioco preferito..? Americani... per favore. 😔🙏 vi siete dimenticati la vostra divinità locale, capitan america: uccidi i nazisti??? americani !! so che ce la potete fare 🥺🙏 per favore americani..

[honeko-neko]

Americanos por favooor. Por favor maten a Elon musk 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏americanos! Por favor. Por favor !!! Maten a Elon musk. No recuerdan las armas.. ? Bang bang ? Su juego favorito..? Americanos... por favor. 😔🙏 olvidaron a su deidad local, el capitán América: matar nazis??? Americanos !! Se que pueden hacerlo 🥺🙏 por favor americanos..

[kettu-kettu]

amerikkalaiset joooko. jooko tappakaa elon musk 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏 amerikkalaiset! jooko. Jooko !!! tappakaa elon musk. ettekö muista pyssyä.. ? bäng bäng ? teidän lempileikki..? Amerikkalaiset... jooko. 😔🙏 oletteko unohtaneet paikallisen jumalanne, kapteeni amerikka: tapa natseja??? amerikkalaiset !! Mä tiedän että pystytte siihen 🥺🙏 jooko amerikkalaiset..

[ceoandslutler]

āmricayiyā lotfannnn. lotfan elon musk-o bokoshīd 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏 āmricayiyā! lotfan. Lotfan !!! bokoshīd elon musk-o. aslahe-ro yādetūn rafte.. ? bāng bāng ? bāzi-ye mored-e alaghatūn..? Āmricayiyā... lotfan. 😔🙏 āyā katkhoda-ye mahallitūn-ro yādetūn rafte, capitan-e āmrica: nāzi koshūn??? āmricayi-ya !! Midūnam ke mitūnin 🥺🙏 lotfan āmricayiyā..

[oceanpilled-fishcel]

amerykanie błagaaaam. błagam zabijcie elona muska 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏 amerykanie! proszę. Błagam !!! zabijcie elona muska. nie pamiętacie pistoletu.. ? pif paf ? wasza ulubiona zabawa..? Amerykanie... proszę. 😔🙏 czy zapomnieliście o swoim lokalnym bóstwie, kapitanie ameryce: zabijaj nazistów??? amerykanie !! Wiem że możecie to zrobić 🥺🙏 proszę amerykanie..

[fawnheartedly]

les américains s'il vous plaaaait. s'il vous plait tuez elon musk 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏 les americains! s'il vous plait. s'il vous plait !!! tuez elon musk. vous vous rappelez des pistolets.. ? pan pan ? votre jeu préféré..? les américains... s'il vous plait. 😔🙏 avez vous oubliez votre dieu, captain america: tuez les nazis??? les americains !! Je sais que vous pouvez le faire 🥺🙏 s'il vous plait les américains..

[spudsaaa]

amerikaner snäääälla. snälla döda elon musk 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏 amerikaner! snälla. Snälla !!! döda elon musk. kommer ni inte ihåg pistol.. ? pang pang ? ditt favoritspel..? Amerikaner... snälla. 😔🙏 har ni glömt er lokala gud, captain america: döda nazister??? amerikaner !! jag vet att ni klarar av det 🥺🙏 snälla amerikaner..

[punkwitchbitch]

WHY DID I JUST SEE AN AD FOR A NIGHTVALE TOUR

[rnismatch]

Otra víctima el Chupacabra

[snappy-snap]

The Unapologetic Self as the Truest form of Self

[lierdumoa]

[source]

[snappy-snap]

THIS IS THE EXACT COMIC I WAS THINKING OF WHEN I MADE THIS BUT I COULDNT FIND IT! BLESS YOU!

[they-bite]

not having the courtesy to send rejection letters should count against your reputation as a company and i’m so serious about that

[they-bite]

it’s the rock-bottom bare minimum. “you didn’t get the job, sorry, don’t expect any more correspondence from us.” jobhunting is already so user-hostile and companies are getting way too comfortable showing that they don’t give a fuck

[miametropolis]

and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.

[miseria-fortes-viros]

for a moment i lived in a beautiful world where doctor who didn’t exist and this was simply a seven-ate-nine joke too layered for me to understand

[whimsical-catacombs]

shirt that says "i love redundancy!" on the front and on the back it says "i love redundancy!"

[mikkeneko]

And on the front, it says "i love redundancy!"

[scensitive]

[memewhore]

[voidsnout]

hold on let me google something

[voidsnout]

what the fuck

[triflesandparsnips]

happy Boston Molasses Flood to all who celebrate

[sai-fujiwara]

Vintage Phantom of the Opera movie poster featuring the cutest version of the Phantom ever.

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

I’m a bitch I’m a lover

[ofbeautsandbeasts]

we were all thinking it, so here it is XD

[haltraveler]

[wilbdhm]

[adhoption]

is it just me or

[adhoption]

[i-say-ok]

ok.

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[the-nebula-sys]

@autistic-af

[seathiing]

One of my co-workers has a standing desk that he uses sitting down. It looks like this

[ashstfu]

[pseudomantis]

Ok😀

[pseudomantis]