Me: *In the Catacombs*
Where.... where are the cats.
*Accidentally knocks into something that is NOT a cat*
Are... are they going to perform Grease?
With... with their little... combs...
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Me: *In the Catacombs*
Where.... where are the cats.
*Accidentally knocks into something that is NOT a cat*
Are... are they going to perform Grease?
With... with their little... combs...
Santa's Elf: Santa we are arresting you.
Santa: But why? Ho Ho Ho
Elf: Because Chimney parkour is against elf and safety regulations.
Santa: But I have magic! Oh Oh Oh
Elf: What you need sir is help.
*Places Elf Hand on his jolly shoulder solemnly*
We'll get you some Elf Help books for you to browse in prison.
Scapegoats are out. Skate goats are in.
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Why did Donald duck go to rehab? He was addicted to quack cocaine.
Hummus is by far the deadliest dip. Why? Because it's always committing hummuside.
~Devising with the DOOM Spaniels~
(part 1 of 3)
Teaching a pet to hold something on their head can be done gradually in tiny steps in order to allow them to be comfortable with the idea. The Spaniels get a treat every time they come in from outside (often in a day), and we generally either practice a trick or start learning a new one each time.
We work on several new tricks at a time, and practice lots of existing tricks, so I took about 6 weeks to teach "hold this on your head." You can do it faster if you work on it a few times a day instead of a few times a week. Be sure not to overwhelm them, though! If they seem frustrated or tense, give them a few days off. Do things they know well, find lots of reasons to reward them.
Teaching "Hold This On Your Head"
Initial Step) You can take any object that's familiar--I used one of my own hats--say something like "hold this on your head" or "hat," set it on their head, immediately remove it; right away reward them (I say "good" and give a carrot). Do this several times, maybe several hours apart, maybe several days.
Extending) Next, after using your "hat" phrase, start holding the object in place for a moment--don't expect the pet to balance it themselves yet, keep it steady, then again remove and reward. Gradually extend the time over multiple sessions until the pet seems comfortable (if confused, probably) with the idea.
Expanding) Once they seem relaxed, try: "hat", set the hat in place, pull your hand away briefly so they can feel it, then return your hand to balancing it again. Remove and reward, reward big! If it falls off, laugh, tell them it's all fine, they're still good, and try again. See if you can balance it better this time.
Extending again) Again, gradually lengthen the amount of time that the pet is balancing the hat by themselves.
Eventually, you will say your "hat" phrase, set it down, pull your hand away, and your pet will wear the hat themselves... until they get distracted or tired or it feels itchy ;) If that happens, again, laugh, tell them it's all right, tell them they're good, and either try again or be done.
Putting Stuff On Your Pet's Head
Okay, but a lot of stuff is really not designed to fit on pet-shaped skulls. Once they're comfortable with "hat," you can start assisting your hat to stay in place. Hats/headgear made for pets generally have an elastic cord with a cord lock (like the cowboy hat).
You can make an elastic chin strap, the right length for your pet, by looping ponytail bands together. You can even use the right color for your pet; you can see I have one solid white one for Yvaine, and one that is black and white for Tristan.
With sunglasses I secure the chin strap to one earpiece, set the glasses on their head, bring the chin strap around their chin, then loosely slip the other end of the strap around the opposite earpiece. I don't want to lock the sunglasses on; I want the Spaniels to be able to pull them off if they get tired or frustrated. It's important that they can stop if they need to.
I can use this chin strap for glasses, sunglasses, and anything that has hooks, clips, or a place to safety-pin it on (like the wizard hats).
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Pun No. 5
I’m sad I didn’t name my dog Apple. Because when training her to do a rolley polley, I could have said:
“Apple, Turnover.”
But then again, my wee pupper Rosie by any other name wouldn’t smell as sweet.
Pun No. 4
Real estate agent throws granulated sugar at prospective buyers when they come to an open home.
“What are you doing?” A sugar assaulted buyer asks. Real estate agent throws more sugar on the buyer and sprinkles some on themselves like pixiedust.
“I’m sweetening the deal.” They say, before twirling away. Screams and sprinkling sounds can be heard in the distance.
Pun No. 3
*Throws towel at sibling*
“I need to towel you a secret.”
*Sibling stares unamused*
“I’ve been meaning to towel you for a long time.”
*Sibling is swarmed by an unnatural number of towels*
“I’ve got Towelepathy.”
*Moonwalks away from towelled sibling victoriously*
Pun No. 2
Satan actually has a passion for making gift cards.
He just loves committing Cardinal sin.
Pun No. 1
I firmly believe our 9 week old Labradoodle Rosie could get away with murder.
Because she puts the cute in prosecute