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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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I keep getting people asking about bowling on this post so I’m just gonna repost this drawing I made on Twitter
How did her grandmother fill 4 vases?
She was a very large woman. Easily 12 feet tall.
then why the heck is her family not tall too?!?!
Pop-pop was very small so it canceled out.
"BL/Yaoi are so poorly written, most of the characters are flat and all the same.."
NOT KOICHI MY GOAT HE'S NOT
Only bl/yaoi protagonist I genuinely adore.
Caius might be a titan that could easily make me a pancake by stomping on me BUT THAT AINT STOPPING ME FROM FIGHTING HIM FOR KOICHI'S HEART ON GOD
Sluttiest dodging ever
Boothill is officially a disney princess
I love boothill, i love cinderella
YeehanWeek2025 day 5- Good luck charm
Hanzo won a horse toy in a crane machine, so he gave i to Cole knowing how much his boyfriend like horses. Since then, the little horse became Cass good luck charm.
Fareeha teases Cassidy about it.
(I forgot to post it here)
Horse is named Sundance and Cole cuddles it whenever Hanzo is away.
Royal AU where Cassidy is ordered by King Sojiro to protect Hanzo after a attempt against the prince life.
Will it continue to be only a professional relationship?
(Boothill finds his daughter and she calls Argenti mama)
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*It was another bounty on another planet, Boothill is tracking down his target with the help of Argenti who he bumped into along the way*
Argenti: It is such an honor to be fighting alongside you once more my good friend.
Boothill: *rolls his eyes* You weren’t forkin' invited in the first place, Galaxy Rangers work alone...
Argenti: Come now! Idrilla's beauty must be preserved through all means! Including the bonds of friendship!
Boothill: *sighs and snacks on a bullet*
*the two walk by a rundown orphanage, little children are playing in the yard*
Boothill: *stops for a moment*
Argenti: *puts a hand on Boothill's shoulder* Appreciating the beauty of childhood innocence?
Boothill: shut yer fudgin' mouth! *shoves Argenti away* Can't a guy just be alone with silence!?
Argenti: I'm sorry I didn't mean to upset you...
Boothill: *looks away, not wanting to look at the hurt he caused to his new and probably only friend*
???: Daddy?...
Boothill: *stiffens and turns back to the children, he sees a little girl with light red hair and green eyes... It's her...* Kayla?...
Kayla: Daddy! *runs to the gate*
Boothill: *jumps the fence and picks up his baby girl, holding her tight* holy shirtballs I thought I'd never hold ya again princess! What happened? What the fork are ya doin' here!?
Kayla: *crying* s-scary men took me away saying you were gone! They took me here and wouldn't let me find you!
Boothill: Oh babygirl I missed ya so damn much... *kisses her forehead, quickly wiping his tears*
Kayla: Daddy, you're cold, and why do you have monster teeth?...
Boothill: Oh, this... Daddy had t' change how I look so I could scare the shirtbags that separated us...
Kayla: *giggles* you look funny.
Boothill: *smiles and hugs her again* Oh sweetheart... I was scared I'd never hug ya again...
Argenti: *smiles* Am I allowed an introduction?
Kayla: *stares at Argenti for a little* Daddy?
Boothill: Yeah princess?
Kayla: is that my mommy?
Boothill: *blushes* I-! Wha-!
Argenti: *laughs* sadly no sweet child, I do not have the honor of being your parent.
Kayla: Can you be my mommy? Daddy’s been lonely without me, I know he loves red hair because he loves me!
Boothill: Sugarpie, let’s put a sock in it... Let’s go, I gotta start findin' us a new home.
Argenti: I will aid in your search!
Kayla: yay! Mommy is coming too!
Boothill: He ain't yer mommy! *blushing as he puts Kayla on his shoulders and jumps the fence again, shooting his gun near the social worker who tried to stop him*
Cowboy Comin’ Through! 💥
thing every whump writer can relate to
thinking about my university emailed me after i did research for the first chapter of my fic
True crime lover here, it depends on what type of poison you plan to use AND how much of it, there's antifreeze, arsenic, rat poison, cyanide, like you can't just say "poison", you gotta be specific
Royal AU
Cass is training really hard to impress his prince
This audio plagued me for days
i dont believe in the past spuriken -> current yeehan pipeline bc if cassidy rly tried to date both of these brothers he should get raked over hot coals HOWEVER ☝️ hanzo feasting on genjis sloppy seconds is objectively hilarious
This is honestly how I see it, like Genji and Cole were friends with benefits, nothing more than that and it never really went further than oral.
Hanzo is a bit uneasy at first but he gets over it since he still got to enjoy the more intimate moments with Cole.
Academy Cassidy...Sorry Delinquent Cassidy and Royal Hanzo are such a vibe.
Basically maybe tutor Hanzo and Delinquent Cassidy ships would go so hard also I find it funny that I've seen a few old artwork of yeehan of Cass being a bad boy/Delinquent and Hanzo being the preppy smart student/tutor is the the true enemies to friends to lovers moment.
Also Cassidy be flirting on Hanzo to which Hanzo gets flustered/annoyed but is trying to help Cass since...I saw that Damn F-
Like Holy! Cass having an F- speaks a lot this man is not being held back...THIS MAN IS FLUNKING EVERY TEST/EXAMS/NOT DOING HOMEWORK!!
He might as well drop out but no he's staying because of...Which I'll admit this...Ashe should have gotten a Delinquent/Academy skin with Cass...Because Deadlock Club.
Deadlock Club is the most cutest thing I've ever heard and it's Canon to the novel since Ashe and Cass also (Some other rando I forget) formed the Deadlock gang together so basically He and Ashe aldo formed the Deadlock Club too (Cashe my beloved)
What I love most about the idea is they're wearing uniforms, these two are in a PRIVATE school! Cole in a private school is like letting a wild coyote into a domestic dog park, mayhem will ensue. And I really wanna know what class that F- came from, English? Math? History? Science? Like BOI which class did you fail that bad?! What class are you catching Zs in??? I'm highly doubtful Cole failed EVERY class, no doubt he did well in gym and some other classes, honestly history feels like it'd be an interesting subject for him given his love for the american west, he'd probably go apeshit on getting to write a paper on that, I can imagine his teacher speaking about the essay in the faculty lounge and the other teachers are like "You're talking about Cole Cassidy? He put in effort?!" And with Hanzo as his tutor, he'd probably look at the paper like "You didn't steal this? this is your own legit writing? Holy shit babe where's this level of passion for everything else!?"
Video games have this fascinating middle ground between "not as good as you remember" and "exactly as good as you remember" that lives roughly in the vicinity of "its ideas are as good as you remember, but their actual game-mechanical implementation sucks ass".
How about "Perfect in every way but needs some serious fine tuning because it deserves more content to be infallible in the eyes of all that gaze upon its magnificence"? Because I only have one game in mind.
Was curious how far Ithaca was from troy today while listening to epic the musical and rereading the illiad and I found this map
I think odysseus would have been better just to walk😭
I can imagine Poseidon decided to get one last "fuck you" in before leaving him be and sent him a vision of this, and Odysseus respond by banging his head against a column in his palace.
