Feeling Cute. Might Reject My Humanity Later.

She/her. Yknow kobalds? Lil dragon gremlins? Yeah, I’m one of those lil fuckers.

[dragonpaleontologist]

Alright, my atheist ass is trying to write books that are inclusive as possible. I do not care where you are from I would love to hear stories and legends from anywhere. If you have anything from cultural history or religious history I am asking you to just, yap about it. Doesn’t have to be great detail doesn’t even have to be a story you can just point me in the direction of one.

But yeah, if you have something I’d love to hear it.

[dragonpaleontologist]

Reblogging and pinning this post. I do not care what mythology it is PLS!!!

[todaysbird]

Our resident aberrant Mourning Dove, with one white tail feather, being picked on by a frenemy.

[dragonpaleontologist]

I am filled with rage for the little one. Lemme at the bully

[dragonpaleontologist]

Alright yay or nay: making my Palworld trainer an actual OC. If yay: I need some really good nonbinary name ideas

[willowinlatin]

What's your favorite thing about humanity?

they made women 👍 and neon genesis evangelion 👍👍

[helpm333]

okay kinda random but what do you mean Keith's (Voltron) voice actor is doing zuko in the new animated atla movie?!!?! like thats my two red and blue grumpy(ish) x goofy guy ships from my childhood and your combing them???!?!?

more please

[dragonpaleontologist]

I hear his voice and lock on like a shark to blood

[icening-mh]

The two sisters - Kalyesir and Icening

[dragonpaleontologist]

I can’t even get the camera mode to capture my skeikret running, mf I need to find somebody to help me just take a bunch of pictures in wilds.

[the-reblog-squad-deactivated202]

Reblog if you don't use Generative AI to write fanfics/original fics or to create fanart/original art.

[the-bedheaded-league]

Reblog if you’d rather give yourself papercuts between each of your fingers and then rub hand sanitizer all over your hands than use generative AI to write or draw anything ever

[dragonpaleontologist]

Multiple paper cuts right under the nail.

[catsandwich-deactivated20240213]

This is a literal sexual harassment training video we had to complete

[quendergeer]

i assumed this was porn

[dragonpaleontologist]

Idk what I thought this fucking was

[soggyfae]

@dragonpaleontologist HERE YOU GOOOOOO ONE BEAUTIFUL LESBIVELD

[dragonpaleontologist]

AAAAAA GHSHAGSJSGKAGEJSVSJABSJVWJSBSHSJWHSHSOSHSJSVSKSVSISJGS THANK YOUUUUU

[edenemy-art]

SHAKE AROUND THAT PATHETIC WOMAN. PUT HER IN A BLENDER. THROW HER AT A WALL. CHEW ON HER. IM TIRED OF YOUR MEN ITS TIME TO TOSS AROUND YOUR GIRL BLORBO LETS GOOOO

[dragonpaleontologist]

I’ve been doing this since I was eleven. She would like for me to stop putting her in the blender. I will not.

[lgbtqiatext]

[dragonpaleontologist]

As somebody who commonly fucks up my friend’s pronouns, just do they. They is the easiest one.

[daisymaestinkus]

Most beloved beast

[dragonpaleontologist]

I would like to squish the cheeks

[svalbird]

The bugs…the little buggies…squishing them…

OUAGHHHHH SOBS CRIES THE BESTIES THE BESTIES 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[dragonpaleontologist]

I thought that said budgies. . . .i should make a tiny budgie character

[wizardarchetypes]

it’s sooo funny when rude customers encounter employees who can deny them service for the first time.

i was working at a little cafe where I could deny service over bad behavior, harassment etc. & mask mandates had just ended a week before & already people were being weird about me still wearing mine—an N95, the kind shaped kinda like a duckbill.

so this man walked in, looked at me sooo scathingly, laughed at me, and said “damn. never known a woman to choose…practicality over looks.”

And I just said, “oh. you can go, you’re not getting a drink.” And he said, “what???”

I said, “sir, you just walked in at 6 am & called women impractical and me ugly in one sentence.”

And he was so astonished he didn’t even argue he just turned around and left 💀🙏🏻 it was like he suddenly became self aware

[carolinalaurel]

One summer I was running ferry rides across a lake so people could see the waterfalls without walking 6 miles when a guy snapped my bra strap as he was boarding the boat. So i immediately threw him off, he started yelling for my manager, my boss cheerfully informed him that, yeah, she’s the captain of the boat and she can kick off anyone she wants. He goes to storm off, looks expectantly at his girlfriend, and she just goes, “Well, I’M not walking six miles, Michael! I’ll meet you back at the car!” and sits right back down!!!!

The expression on his face when he was told that he couldn’t get on the boat, then immediately told that his girlfriend was ditching him? PRICELESS. he just blinked at her and then stormed off like a child. I gave her a free hat and was like maybe rethink this relationship…….

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

i once had this fucker come up to order a beer. while i pour it he shows me the wanky fucking chemical structure tattoo on his arm and he’s like “hey. you know what this is” i was like “nah sorry” (never cared abt chemistry in school, plus having to look at a some rando’s pretentious tattoo gives me the douche chills). he decides to respond with “heh. you must not read many books”

i immediately stop pouring his beer. i reply: “heh. you must not want this beer.” thirsty boy immediately starts groveling like a worm “please please no i do want the beer im sorry im sorry” believe me when i say it was one of the most pathetic things ive ever witnessed

[lezbadeez]

gotta love people immediately backpedaling when they realise that there are Consequences To Being Mean

[lastvalyrian]

I genuinely believe that part of why it has become so normalized to be openly callous and evil in politics is that customer service culture has trained affluent people that they can treat everyone they consider beneath them however they want and still be treated kindly.

[dragonpaleontologist]

Solve all our problems: let people refuse service for people beings dicks

[only-tiktoks]

[devantnuit-ladeluge]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.

[dragonpaleontologist]

This is Henry and Baxter. I’m not sure what I want to make them from, but regardless they’re still some really cool ocs(are they technically one OC if they share a body?) and they’re fun to draw. It’s also really fun to make a creepy and disturbing thing just be a baby

[kaasiand]

please

[dragonpaleontologist]

But when, does a Pomet become a Peteor