social life not in service

I’m back bitches

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[thedman0310]

[ghost--bot]

[whirlipedal]

does anybody remember free the nipple. i wish i wasnt a stupid ten year old when that was a thing because i didnt know how good that movement really was. can we bring that back? the idea that womens bodies arent inherently sexual? all womens bodies? can women be braless or topless without it being a big fucking deal? please?

edit: kind of ironic i didn't think about it considering i'm transmasc myself but free the nipple applies to nonwomen with boobs too

double edit: stop tagging this as "#free the nip nops". they're nipples. nipples on boobs. be mature about this

[zeelatunes]

hrt and transgender surgeries being positioned as dangerous and experimental despite being around for much longer than ozempic, which many people are pushing as a miracle weight loss drug while ignoring its real medical indications and any possible negative side effects

it seems like hypocrisy but it's really the same idea: your body is not yours to control. you are not allowed to be fat, you are not allowed to be trans, we will say whatever it takes to keep you in line

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

my cat somehow took hundreds of selfies on my phone when i was sleeping

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

my personal favorites

[dogpuppy]

[darwinhadsomepoints]

so who pees on who in your relationship?

[apiologies-deactivated20170306]

me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,

[pinkyarn]

being The Ugly Friend, The Family Disappointment, The Closeted Gay Cousin and The Failure all at once is lots of work to do it’s tiring

[barbdunkelman]

So oh my god, so I’m on Spotify on my tablet, and there is a small option at the bottom of the player that will make you choose to choose where to cast Spotify to play on, I always see my PS4, but I see a Google Cast device listed now and I’m tempted to play some music and play it on this random Google Cast (I guess it’s from someone else’s house) I really wanna do it oh my god and see what happens

[barbdunkelman]

I created a whole new account with a disposable email and created a playlist filled with memes for this. im ready.

[barbdunkelman]

Update, im playing Spin Me Right Round, I also played Mad World and Gangnam Style so far, there has been no pauses nor has it disconnected yet

[barbdunkelman]

THERE HAS BEEN A PAUSE. THEY HAVE PAUSED. SO CONFIRMATION SOMEONE IS LISTENING. Stopped when I was playing ‘In Da Club’ I have resumed it and skipped it to The Next Episode

[barbdunkelman]

In fear of it probably disconnecting soon, I’m gonna play My Time Is Now

[barbdunkelman]

20 seconds into All Star playing on spotify chromcast and chill and they disconnect you

[barbdunkelman]

THEY FU C KING FOUND MY PS4 ON THE NEARBY DEVICES LIST AND NOW THEY ARE PLAY I NG THEIR FUCKING MEME MUSIC ON ME

[barbdunkelman]

THEYRE FUCKING PLAYING THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR THEME IM SCREAMING

[barbdunkelman]

THEYVE PLAYED FRESH PRINCE NEVER GONNA GIVE ME UP SANDSTORM AND NOW THEY’RE PLAYING THE THEME TO 1960 SPIDERMAN

[barbdunkelman]

They played Bring me to life and now they’re playing See You Again. I think the mystery spotify person is playing their last song for me.

[barbdunkelman]

They have disconnected from my PS4 and now it is just silence. Always Remember the amazing mystery spotify player. I enjoyed our time meme'ing. This is forever a highlight for me.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The skeleton isn’t inside you, you’re the brain so you’re inside the skeleton.

[fercie]

♡♡ don’t remove caption please ♡♡

so, i was inactive for a couple of months, and since i’m coming back i thought i could do a giveaway to celebrate!! (photos taken from each brand’s website)

♡ winner gets:

Too Faced Sweet Peach Collection:

1 Sweet Peach Glow Peach-Infused Highlighting Palette

2 Sweet Peach Creamy Peach Oil Lip Gloss (Shades: Pure Peach & Peach Fuzz)

1 Sweet Peach Eye Shadow Collection

1 Papa Don’t Peach Peach-Infused Blush

OR ALTERNATIVELY if you don’t like the sweet peach stuff:

1 Chocolate Bar / Chocolate Bon Bon (your choice) Eye Shadow Palette

2 Melted Matte Lipsticks (shades of your choice)

1 Love Flush Blush (shade of your choice)

1 Cocoa Contour Face Palette

Lush Honey Wrapped Gift including:

1 Honey Trap Lip Balm

1 Honey I Washed The Kids Bar Soap

1 It’s Raining Men Shower Gel

1 Helping Hands Hand Care Cream

1 Ultrabland Facial Cleanser

1 Soft Coeur Massage Bar

(+ 5 additional bath bombs.) (not part of the wrapped gift)

Anastasia Beverly Hills:

1 Modern Renasaince Eye Shadow Palette

1 Moon Child Glow Kit

1 Sun Dipped / Sweets Glow Kit (your choice)

FIRST:

♡ faq (important please read)

edit: http://falloutbarbie.tumblr.com/giveawayfaq people keep telling me the link doesn’t work, i’ve fixed it so many times, it works for me, i’m sorry i can’t figure out what’s wrong with it.

♡ rules:

must be following me falloutbarbie since this is only for my followers

one reblog = one entry (just don’t spam, reblog like 2 times per day or something like that)

likes count only if you reblogged as well

you can follow my instagram @ferrsg for another entry (optional) (u don’t need to message me abt it read the faq bb)

no giveaway blogs

ends on july 1st 2017

will ship internationally

that’s it! good luck everyone ♡ 

[fercie]

♡♡ don’t remove caption please ♡♡

so, i was inactive for a couple of months, and since i’m coming back i thought i could do a giveaway to celebrate!! (photos taken from each brand’s website)

♡ winner gets:

Too Faced Sweet Peach Collection:

1 Sweet Peach Glow Peach-Infused Highlighting Palette

2 Sweet Peach Creamy Peach Oil Lip Gloss (Shades: Pure Peach & Peach Fuzz)

1 Sweet Peach Eye Shadow Collection

1 Papa Don’t Peach Peach-Infused Blush

OR ALTERNATIVELY if you don’t like the sweet peach stuff:

1 Chocolate Bar / Chocolate Bon Bon (your choice) Eye Shadow Palette

2 Melted Matte Lipsticks (shades of your choice)

1 Love Flush Blush (shade of your choice)

1 Cocoa Contour Face Palette

Lush Honey Wrapped Gift including:

1 Honey Trap Lip Balm

1 Honey I Washed The Kids Bar Soap

1 It’s Raining Men Shower Gel

1 Helping Hands Hand Care Cream

1 Ultrabland Facial Cleanser

1 Soft Coeur Massage Bar

(+ 5 additional bath bombs.) (not part of the wrapped gift)

Anastasia Beverly Hills:

1 Modern Renasaince Eye Shadow Palette

1 Moon Child Glow Kit

1 Sun Dipped / Sweets Glow Kit (your choice)

FIRST:

♡ faq (important please read)

edit: http://falloutbarbie.tumblr.com/giveawayfaq people keep telling me the link doesn’t work, i’ve fixed it so many times, it works for me, i’m sorry i can’t figure out what’s wrong with it.

♡ rules:

must be following me falloutbarbie since this is only for my followers

one reblog = one entry (just don’t spam, reblog like 2 times per day or something like that)

likes count only if you reblogged as well

you can follow my instagram @ferrsg for another entry (optional) (u don’t need to message me abt it read the faq bb)

no giveaway blogs

ends on july 1st 2017

will ship internationally

that’s it! good luck everyone ♡ 

[one-big-hassle]

My friend sent me this after she won 3000 dollars off a scratch off. Reblog so that you can have good luck too

[goluxexmachina]

that’s a lot of dollars

[mayormccheese]

IT WORKES I GOT PAID THREE DAYS EARLY

[one-big-hassle]

THAT’S FUCKING AWESOME

[movingtotwitter-at-hazymazepone]

Pleeeeeease he needs the new laptop

[theonlyhouse-deactivated2024010]

fun gender neutral things to call your partner:

OPPONENT

[theonlyhouse-deactivated2024010]

fun gender neutral things to call your partner:

OPPONENT

[weavemama]

The Islamphobia is so strong in this country people are boycotting a business that’s willing to help out those in need.

[weavemama]

To all the people who wanna boycott a business for helping out the Muslim refugees, I also recommended you boycott: 

Coffee in general

Clocks

Cameras

Universities 

Maps

Surgical instruments

Music

Algebra

The toothbrush

Hospitals

Because all those things we use everyday were innovated by Muslims and we wouldn’t make it so far as a resourceful society without them.