I Cant Think Of A Funny Name

[queer-as-city-folk]

Do you think Vampires enjoy wearing and painting with toxic pigments?

[queer-as-city-folk]

Like was there ever a vampire in an arsenic green dress

And finger painting with lead tin yellow and vermillion

[bowtiepastabitch]

This implies that vampires knew the arsenic green was toxic and just didn't tell the humans, and honestly I'm so here for it

[queer-as-city-folk]

Actually no, this vampire lived in 1967 and got his dress by stealing from a museum.

[queer-as-city-folk]

He wanted to see how far his immortality would take him

[queer-as-city-folk]

The answer?

Not very far, he died 2 years later, not of the arsenic but rather a stake through the heart

[queer-as-city-folk]

Shot from a crossbow by a group of gay vampire hunters from California while attending Woodstock

[queer-as-city-folk]

She was busy getting a masters degree at Berkeley and having gay sex with her girlfriend

[thedman0310]

I wonder if there’s some poor stupid bastard out there who is nostalgic for New 52 era DC

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[thedman0310]

Oh god I just realized

The Persona 4 discourse is gonna be back in full goddamn swing when the remake comes out

[thedman0310]

Y’know, I’m glad the hardcore drama for this week is End It putting a bounty on a guy in a banana costume and not some creep shit

[lakemojave]

They. They forgor

[lakemojave]

[hotsoupeymiku]

[grimmtidings]

They were opened in AUGUST 2001. Oh my god. That's both hilarious and tragic.

[predstrogen]

this is a fucking futurama bit

[pukicho]

Still rocking an NFT icon in this day and age is like seeing a confederate flag on the back of someone’s truck. You lost 100 years ago, fucker, it’s over.

[sentient-tent]

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

[sentient-tent]

reblog to feed her notes

[elodieunderglass]

How is she doing this

[slygirlboy]

my favorite genre of alien picture is little grey aliens just naked in the woods like why the fuck are you here. you have a spaceship. why did you come to earth to just stand in the woods and look at us with no clothes

[slygirlboy]

this is like top tier comedy to me. what the fuck are you DOING man

[penny-anna]

anyway transformers fandom i have a question

what did they mean by this

[bigscaryd]

Great question! It's to make him fun to play with. Google "kiss player transformers" to find out more.

[thedman0310]

Do NOT look up Kiss Players it is ALL BAD AND HORRIBLE

[thememedaddy]

[3ofusjust3]

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[joeyclaire]

[thedman0310]

Anyways, now the agenda can begin…

[archie-sunlite]

Yeaa sorry lemme get that for you my brother

[veggieblt]

A BREAKTHROUGH FOR SCIENCE

[shadsasaur]

looks like a lot of people in the notes are unfamiliar with the old sonic colouring book edits!

[thedman0310]

I swear to fucking god if I have to see Ospreay vs MJF again I’m gonna be so fucking pissed

[starscream-is-my-wife]

For season 5 of the cartoon (recap season) they had these live action scenes with a giant Optimus prime animatronic and apparently a crane fell on top of it at some point and nearly killed a kid?? The producer remembered this but the kid himself said he only remembered a guy falling 40 feet

[thedman0310]

God the lack of consistent scale even made it into the live action segments lmao