Puny-Godjamit

Returned to tumblr for Our Flag Means Death

[nicostiel]

OFMD S2 + text posts

[tuherrus]

-anna swir

[neine]

Today is the day they're happy

[goosetooths]

they put it on the historically inaccurate pirate fridge 💕

[alexandriad]

getting handsy…

[wildpaleyonder]

yes its that one fallen angel painting everyone and their mom has already drawn at this point. no i do not care. look at him

[asleepyy]

ok. so. mermaid stede.

[jellynut]

It might be easier than you think.

[greenmantle]

Stede fuckin’ Bonnet I fuckin’ challenge you to a fuckin’ duel

Our Flag Means Death → The Art of Fuckery

[crazycometspecular]

Liquid Smooth by Mitski on loop sketches

[spellbbbound]

Just take the compliment… twat

[lavender-bloom-m]

I love all the crew but buttons just cracks me up

[crazycometspecular]

✨Edward Teach, born on a beach✨

[cuddlytogas]

found this absolutely delightful bit in the general history of the pyrates, p89 (internet archive / project gutenburg)

"... once upon a Cruize, [members of Blackbeard's crew] found out that they had a Man on Board more than their Crew; such a one was seen several Days amongst them, sometimes below, and sometimes upon Deck, yet no Man in the Ship could give an Account who he was, or from whence he came; but that he disappeared a little before they were cast away in their great Ship, but, it seems, they verily believed it was the Devil."

like, (a) that is an extremely cool story, the idea of the devil walking among blackbeard's crew, only evinced by the fact that everyone keeps individually spotting someone they don't recognise among the crew, but no one else can identify him...

but also, (b) the idea that it's stede, and the reason no one will admit to knowing who it is (particularly to the authorities) is because stede bonnet is meant to be dead, so everyone makes this unspoken agreement not to snitch no matter how obvious it is, like --

rando: who's that guy? frenchie: who? r: the blond guy over there, near the helm. he's new, right? f: I don't see a blond guy r: yes you do, right there! he's waving at us! f: nope, never seen him before in my life r: he's walking towards us and addressing you by name! f: much be another frenchie out there i guess r: you just said hello to him! f: well sorry for being POLITE to this STRANGER who's definitely not the gentleman pirate or anyone who's meant to be dead or anything r: you're hugging right now! f: must be the devil, i guess

[snake-snack-stede]

the little hop is underrated

[mistysblueboxstuff]

"You came back."

"Never left"

here's this quick thing because aaarghh

[sugashook]

bang bang phoo