[puplov]

when I was bornt I came outta my mom sizzling like a fajita.

[kingcatnine]

it's good that the word "four" is "four" letters long

[cartoonrival]

[teathattast]

[el-im]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

❗baby harp seal in leonardcohen ceiling

[puplov]

saying “ugh, who closed last night?!” upon leaving my bedroom and seeing the dishes I left in the sink

[cannibalchicken]

[radiofreederry]

CELEBRITIES: Cartown-based influencer Putt Putt officially comes out as gay in a video posted to TireTorque, ending several months of speculation by fans.

[natingtoncat]

No fucking way

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

TIMELESS CHRISTIAN SCRIPTURE TO JUMPSTART YOUR DAY

god 1:1

is this shit fuckin on or wwhat 😂

[turnipwizard-deactivated2024030]

grindr guy: sub bottom here looking for a dom top

me: okie heehee :3c

[pink-boobs]

[goodbyehahafolder]

[sacred-portal]

[scarylook]

does anyone want to hang out with me

[bewbin]

[oneheadtoanother]

[ratfuck]

what if you got a balls infection and it made your cum creepy colored