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[auckie]

sighs sadly *morphs into this*

[theinformationcollector]

TIL that all (northern hemisphere) thoroughbred horses celebrate their birthday on Jan 1st.

via reddit.com

[endorphinmachine]

happy birthday to every horse

[shiiocha]

i'll kill you,

[supplementes]

*Jerry Seinfeld voice* have you ever noticed how there’s just never a good time to kill yourself? *audience erupts into laughter* no really! it’s like you have work the next day and then you got that wedding thing coming up that you don’t want everyone to be bummed out during! and don’t get me started on all the holidays! *audience’s laughter becoming even more boisterous* there’s just no time!!

[puppetify]

[angelicguy]

going to hooters with horse blinders on and ordering a small cesar salad that i do not finish, i tip 200 dollars and kill myself in the parking lot with a katana

[valtsv]

sorry i'm getting beheaded can i call you back

[vergak]

[ouroborosmotifs]

oh no i’m seeing cycles and recurring themes in my own life

[xzkey]

halcyon days

[ashstfu]

if i’ve ever embarrassed myself in front of you i was kidding. it was ironic and performative

[sljnky]

asuka langley soryu

[endbrain]

fuck you

[nayruwu]

fixed it for u <3

[slitherpunk]

[theoreinflores]

[gonzocoded]

she think on my therefore til i am

[kittensnax]

I’m a busy man. Got two caution signs to remind me to slow down sometimes. Got a vibrating megaphone. Clocks. Radiation. Four goats. Got half a tank of simple columnar epithelial tissue. 60% through my day. Half a tank of gas. And it’s only 10:50.

[detectivehole]

gay sex will not fix this situation. honestly, it'd probably make it worse. that being said i think we should give it a shot anyway

[dailyquests]

Get in the House like Carpet.