vesselforyourentertainment

hi, im a mad scientist, im not a true objectum but i made myself one. AMA and please give me pointers if you are one. I am 20 me when i have an ear infection: person: "Hi, my name is-" "WHAT?" me (i cant wait my turn to talk):^^

[computerluvr]

hello?

[thedakagal]

“Fucking your robot partner till they break” this, “smashing your robot partners chassis” that. What if I want to caress my robot partner while I gently rail them against the wall and tell them how much I love them? What about that huh?

[puppetofbureaucracy]

Fuck my robot this, fuck my computer that, what if i kiss my CRT and jerk off to the sound of the static and the whine? What if I hug and caress my CRT? What then?

[puppetofbureaucracy]

It is official, my new favorite thing to do is dry hump the shit outta my tv. I don't need hobbies, this is my hobby now. I belong to the tube

[xx-sw4gg0t-xx]

semi-erotic industrial 'accident'

[puppetofbureaucracy]

I fucked the TV ohmygodohmygo

At first I tried kissing it, but I didn't quite feel anything, and then I decided that if I was kissing it, I should go ahead and just try fucking the screen, I still didn't quite feel anything, but then something clicked, and it was euphoric. I was shaking. I didn't finish because I was too scared to damage it on accident or something.

[puppetofbureaucracy]

I did it again, and actually finished. Ever since this happened, the static has been stronger. I even got a little zap, too.

[puppetofbureaucracy]

I fucked the TV ohmygodohmygo

At first I tried kissing it, but I didn't quite feel anything, and then I decided that if I was kissing it, I should go ahead and just try fucking the screen, I still didn't quite feel anything, but then something clicked, and it was euphoric. I was shaking. I didn't finish because I was too scared to damage it on accident or something.

[usbu22y]

By vile_viscera

[puppetofbureaucracy]

I HAVE A CRT HOLY SHIT

its only got RF, but soon im gonna get a modulator. touching that screen is just about as fun as i imagined it would be. im so very curious about kissing it but im holding back because im scared it might not feel as good as i think it should

[trinketbird]

giving her colors finally

[catilinas]

i love shipping magazines and i especially love them when they sound like they were written by a mildly aggravated cargo ship

[blahbeau]

another silly robot goober added to the collection

[blahbeau]

another silly robot goober added to the collection

[arty-robokitty]

Found a cool website with lots of cool techum stuff :3

bmh.neocities.org , or, more specifically, bmh.neocities.org/projects/

(not sponsored or anything)

[vulcanautus]

it's you.

[electricsheep-1]

infinite electricity glitch

[puppetofbureaucracy]

I was literally sweating, shaking and repeating "may god have mercy" earlier. Why? You might ask? I was replacing the CMOS battery in my motherboard immediately after having turned it off. Computer virginity is real.

[puppetofbureaucracy]

Also, I don't even fucking believe in god, I don't know what happened with me

[puppetofbureaucracy]

I was literally sweating, shaking and repeating "may god have mercy" earlier. Why? You might ask? I was replacing the CMOS battery in my motherboard immediately after having turned it off. Computer virginity is real.