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Really happy that you do male!reader fics <3
Could you do Tf2 mercs x M!Reader’s first time being intimate nsfw :)
(I’m not sure if you’re taking nsfw request so srry if you’re not)
Tf2 Mercs x M!Reader "First Time With The Mercs"
NSFW so youngin's you know you can't be here :p
Includes: Scout, Spy, Heavy, Sniper, Demoman, Engineer, Soldier, and Medic x Male Reader
me when emesis blue (I really love the movie been watching it 4 times, I'm connecting the dots)
Scharfschütze | König x m!reader
Anonymous asked: hi hi! i have returned! so for the könig x male sniper reader, the two prompts that really stuck from the list were “He’s dangerous” and “I don’t bite.” perhaps reader is spooky good at what he does and is called dangerous because of it or something along those lines jakzhzisjs
keep up the good work bro! the fics are amazing and you are amazing -🏹
summary: he likes you a lot, likes to spend time with you and to be near you, but the thing is - he’s just not been able to tell you how he feels, yet.
tws: swearing
König was spending some time with you and your SAS team, and although he was welcomed with open arms and was told not to worry much, he couldn’t deny that his little crush on you was getting out of control; call sign Carolus Rex, you were formidable, amongst the best snipers that your team had ever seen, and it wasn’t rare for them to compare you to Francis Pegahmagabow for it, either. You were stealthy on the battlefield, all the missions you had done and you never got spotted by enemies once, a ghost; you could take down an entire task force with just your rifle and a handful of bullets, and the SAS were quick to commend you for your services and to compliment you on a job well done every fucking time. König joined in from time to time, too, when he caught you alone, he would always tell you how much he had admired your work and your skills, and although he knew you couldn’t see it, he would always be blushing beneath his mask; a man as handsome and as lethal as you, it was difficult not to feel nervous when he was around you, and although he really wanted to, he never got the chance to ask you out.
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I feel tingly
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So um I hope this is good lol
Male reader fdni
I honestly don't know how I ended up here.
We were at ghosts place, me, soap, and a few other friends.
We smoked a bit and played some music when the topic of truth or dare came up.
We went through a few, starting to have fun with it.
I was even dared to throw it back getting the entire room to laugh, though ghosts eyes seemed to linger for a little longer than everyone else's.
Finally soap of course dared ghost to take off his mask, getting a "get fucked mate" in reply.
"Fine fine, then I dare you to do seven minutes in heaven with..."
He paused for a second thinking before pointing to me.
My eyes widened a bit in shock, I mean I wouldn't lie ghost was hot as fuck, even if I hadn't seen his face.
His personality and voice were enough to have me simping, plus the way he had always been so sweet and protective towards me,but he's straight right?
God it's just gonna be silent, and embarrassing, and sweaty...
Finally I noticed I'd been paused there the entire time with no reply...
My hesitation spoke volumes,I shook my head and blinked.
"Sorry, I zoned out, uh what were we talking about?"
Unsurprisingly everyone except for ghost was dumb enough to believe it and soap told me the dare again.
I shrugged with a calm face.
"Alright."
I had gotten pretty good with putting on a face for awhile, but the way ghost looked at me seemed like he had picked up on my nervous mannerisms.
Soap opened the closet and instructed for us to get in with a smirk.
I again tried to keep my composer, walking over calmly with my hands in my pockets and a blank face.
"Alright, see you love bugs soon"
He made a smoochy face before shutting the door and everyone laughing.
I stayed quiet trying best to keep calm, but he was just so-
"You know, I can tell your nervous."
"What do you mean?"
Shit...
"Your little 'sorry I zoned out" His low laugh was like rich honey as my face started to flush.
He stepped closer and I backed up into the wall.
"See, like that, you know I've always known you have a little thing for me" He again took a step closer
"And you know I like you too, right?"
Now his hands rested on my hips.
"You don't have to be nervous with me darling."
My face heated and my breath quickened.
"You do like me, don't you?"
I took in a sharp breath before nodding and he smiled looking down at me.
"Would you like me to kiss you?"
My entire body was on fire as he loomed over me and rubbed my hips.
I nodded meekly again as he chuckled.
He used a hand to push up his mask a bit and kissed me.
I whimpered as he took control, one hand on my neck pulling me deeper into the kiss, while the other slipped up my shirt squeezing and pinching my nipples.
I moaned and he slipped his tongue in my mouth making my face heat more, my pants getting tighter.
I rested my hands on his shoulders while he started to fumble with my belt.
He kissed down my jawline and neck, leaving a few hickeys here and there.
I honestly couldn't find myself to care as lust clouded my mind.
I would let him do anything to me, and I wanted him to do anything to me.
He pushed up my shirt shoving it into my mouth as I bit onto it.
He trailed kisses down my abdomen, and I couldn't help but let out little huffs and whimpers Here and there.
He left marks almost anywhere he could as I bucked my hips, the anticipation building up.
He laughed lowly again making my cock twitch.
Ghost hooked his teeth on the hem of my boxers, about to pull them down when the door swung open.
"Alright it's o- ghost slammed the door shut quietly instructing me to go into the corner where they couldn't see me.
He opened the door again and looked at soap "get the fuck out."
"What?"
"I told you, get the fuck out of my house, the lot of you, now."
His blunt and calm tone had me spinning.
Finally I heard ruffling and everyone leaving with little laughs and comments.
He shut the door with a sigh before looking back at me.
"Would you like to continue sweetheart?"
I nodded as he walked back over and leaned over me.
He pulled my pants off me and hooked his teeth on the hem of my boxers again before pulling them down and helping me get my shirt off.
He kissed me again starting to fumble with his own clothes.
He disconnected and spit on his fingers before plunging the digits inside me.
I whimpered feeling him stretch me out. Ghost letting out another one of his face heating chuckles as I moaned out biting my lip and grinding back into his fingers.
"So sensitive, am I the first guy to play with you like this?"flushed again nodding gently as he smirked.
"Don't worry, I'll go easy on you, or I'll try too" He laughed lowly again as he started to thrust a bit harder pulling broken moans and whimpers from me.
He leaned up to my ear licking a stripe along my neck and whispering.
"So hard to keep my self control when your so very pretty like this."
It sent a shiver down my spine as I arched my back and he hit something, it made me scream and shake as I unraveled under him.
"There we go."
He started to hit that spot again and again while drool fell from my lips.
"You know, if you look so pretty now, I wonder what you'll look like on my cock."
The vulgar words making my stomach drop in the most pleasurable way as I let out a pathetic whimper.
Ghost pulled out his fingers making me whine and push back for more.
"Easily corrupted too, God you get cuter and cuter."
He flipped me over easily, though it kinda scared me he was able to, I'd be lying if it didn't make me even more excited.
I heard a loud click making me try to turn back when he shoved me down to the floor.
"Ah ah ah, stay, gooood puppy."
My cock twitched again as I bit my lip hard.
He lined up with my hole before slipping in slowly.
I moaned out arching my back desperately trying to find anything to grab onto.
Ghost grabbed my wrists and pinned them to either side of me as he thrusted in at a slow pace.
My mouth fell open as more drool spilt down my chin.
My moans loud and needy as I pushed back into him more.
He slowed his pace and held my hips in place.
"Use your words."
It was unbearable at this point.
He cock filled me so nicely as it slowly thrust into my hole.
"P-please s-speed up."
"Say it clearly baby, I can't understand what your saying."
His voice taunting as I tried to gather any composure as he hpynotically thrust into me.
"Please speed up."
He chuckled lowly again as he gripped my hips holding me down and thrusting faster.
I started to scream again my fingernails digging back into the palms of my hands as I bit my lip hard.
"F-fuck ghost."
"Good boy, say my name."
He started to thrust harder, his grip on my hips would be sure to bruise by tomorrow.
"Ghost a-ah"
My head spinned as the pleasure rushed through my body.
A pit building in my stomach.
"Ghost i-im, i-"
He cut me off as he reached under me to jack me off.
Gibberish and moans falling from my lips as my body started to tremble and shake.
"Don't stop don't stop don't st-ahh"
A loud moan interrupting me as my orgasm finally reached its edge, my body jerking from the overstimulating feeling.
Tears fell from my eyes as he continued stroking me through the orgasm, his pace still not slowing.
"F-fuck, and I thought you were tight before."
His thrusts became erratic and sloppy as he finally came inside of me.
The warm liquid filled me as I whimpered at the feeling.
He pulled out and placed a few kisses on my neck and shoulders down my back.
He rubbed my hips as I sighed contently.
"Let's get you cleaned up hmm?"
I nodded tiredly hugging into his chest as he picked me up and carried me out of the closet, with me half asleep in his arms.
Bark bark woof woof
I’m a slut for him. Like seriously I’m the absolute dirtiest slut for him.
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