pj

raised under the teachings and practices of roman catholicism

[phlebasthebroenician]

Big news from Tartarus I'm just so proud of him

[catatonic-chaos-climax]

One must imagine Sisyphus happy

[purbledrank]

what universe is this

[purbledrank]

the hardest part of being a cashier is resisting the urge to eat coins

[purbledrank]

#daario naharis

[startacker]

I’ve been getting this weird almost tensing feeling in my back recently on and off and I don’t know from what. Hold on actually let me check something

[startacker]

man what the fuck

[neuronary]

‘redditors need to know this’, ‘twitterinas need to know that’… no. you need to know one thing and that is that you are not allowed to complain about werewolf fuckers. this is the werewolf fucking website. grow up and go fuck a werewolf.

[karrova]

Harry Clarke’s illustration for Goethe’s Faust

[wav48k]

i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

[purbledrank]

he wants to soulfully play the kingdom hearts soundtrack to you on the piano

[aqua-regia009]

− Trail − Catch Soul − God’s Labyrinth by Tomás Boersner

[purbledrank]

“pj? what’s that short for?” purgatorial judge, kneel before me.

[purbledrank]

fifth millennia to do list:

- haunt the dreams of my enemies in the misty, dark hours of the morning.

- break into an ancient library forbidden to the eyes of mortals; search for a book of curses my great grandmother alluded to within her dying breath.

- accidentally spin a curse upon myself, turning me into a horrifying, dangerously powerful creature made entirely of blue flame.

- live in a cave, on top of a stormy mountain, high above what seems like a peaceful village, but truthfully has corruption hiding behind every door

- be approached by an strong, brave young warrior, and partake in an honorable battle for claim over the land.

- accept defeat, with grace, and you’re inevitably mortal fate.

- astral project to a different dimension with your creation myth status wizard powers

- prepare for another adventure to begin.

[rylandbuckleys]

I'm saying this as a fan, but also as somebody who worked their arse off writing screenplays at film school, don't hate on the writers when they go on strike.

Writers control the story of the show, there is so much detail and fine tuning done in the scripts. Everything an actor or a director adds, is adapted from the script. There is no show without the script, but still screenwriters are horrendously underappreciated and underpaid.

Director, actors and producers usually end up with most of the credit.

Writers deserve to be seen. If your favorite show is delayed because of the upcoming strikes, don't be surprised and please don't be angry at the writers. They are fighting for their art to be appreciated.

[discodeerdiary]

Girls will say "I just need to lie down for a little while" and then sink into a muddy river and get all their hard.tissues replaced with mineral deposits

[purbledrank]

“did you see jared leto’s met ga—“ GAHHH SHUT UP SHUT UP I HATE YOU JARED RAHHHHH nobody cares about jared leto or the met gala stop talking to me !!!!!!

[everyteenager4free1]

[evilwizard]

yeah im ordering for my friend dracula. yeah, rare. as rare as you can make it. no garlic sauce, obviously. and make absolutely sure no one calls it a “steak” around him. what do you mean we’re banned

[evilwizard]

*puts hand over phone* she says we’re banned because of what you did to the townsfolk

dracula: vat can i sayy, a guy’s gotta crack open a warm one every vonce in a vwile!

[heatwa-ves]

there's still a week left for the funniest possible thing to happen (charles dying before the coronation) like to charge reblog to cast or whatever