𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒇𝒓𝒆𝒆.

𝐢'𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒐𝒅𝒚 !

[thornysuggestion]

“someday this pain will be useful to you” my ass. i didn’t deserve what happened to me.

[effervescentbi]

#help him

[purbroker]

hey tunglr can you stop breaking my activity page, thanks :/

[aanakin]

[steezymofucka]

If u think I’m not interested, you’re right

[fallen--flower]

Reblog if you ARE a FALLEN ANGEL, SUPPORT FALLEN ANGELS, or SOMETIMES FEEL LIKE SMACKING GOD WITH A BIG STICK

[rpmemes-galore]

Hocus Pocus  {Sentence Starters}

“Go to hell!”

“Resisting arrest?“

“I put a spell on you.”

“I love you, jerkface.”

“Look, I don’t feel so hot.“

“See, I even have the book.“

“This is terribly uncomfortable.“

“I hate it when that happens…“

“They thought I was a real cop!“

“I’ve waited centuries to say that.“

“Look, whatever it is, just tell me.”

“It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus.”

“Amok, amok, amok, amok, amok!“

“Damn, damn, damn, double damn!“

“Oh, you’re right, you’re always right.“

“Sucking the lives out of little children!“

“Come on, please don’t be sad for me.“

“You know, I’ve always wanted a child.“

“I killed you once, I shall kill you, again!”

“Wait ‘til you see what I’m gonna call you.”

“Pull over! Let me see your driver’s permit!“

“I put a spell on you, and now you’re mine.”

“You bucktoothed, mop-riding firefly from hell!“

“Say what you want; just don’t breathe on me!“

“What am I supposed to do with my afternoon?“

“Look, I’ll get it tattooed on my forehead, okay?”

“I’ve been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely.”

“Okay that’s it, party’s over! Get out of my house!“

“Oh look, another glorious morning. Makes me SICK!“

“You’re the ugliest thing that ever lived, and you know it!”

“It’s the chocolate-covered finger of a man named Clark!”

“It’s a full moon tonight. That’s when all the weirdos are out.“

“Oh man, how come it’s always the ugly chicks that stay out late?“

“Hey, it may take me a couple of tries, but I don’t think there’s gonna be a problem.“

“Otherwise it’s curtains. We evaporate! We cease to exist! Dost thou comprehend?“

“I’m not going up there. My friends at school told me all about that place. It’s weird!“

“Well, it says to form a circle a salt to protect from zombies, witches, and old boyfriends.”

“Now you must suffer the consequences! I’m going to summon the burning rain of death!”

“Look just do this one thing for me, and I’ll do anything you say. Please? Please? Please?“

“Of course, I couldn’t wear anything like that because I don’t have any… What do you call them? Yabbos?“

[thecheeziersnack-blog]

[purbroker]

' GALAHAD ‘.

“Yes?” Turning to greet the being, he made no effort to conceal his discomfort with the old name. Sometimes he wondered: why conceal it? Anyone with any connection to the magical world seemed to know, or had means of finding out.

“Oh, let me guess. Angel of purgatory.” He hadn’t had the privilege of ever meeting one before, but he fit the descriptions. Especially with all the smoke. He waved it out of his face, casting an ornery glare that only fit his reputation all the more. “Is it angel? Certainly not a demon.” 

He rolled his eyes. Heavenly politics, how he hated them. Made even less sense than the politics on Earth. “What brings you to the Library? Don’t tell me the world is ending.” 

            his equilibrium felt askew for a few moments, trying to shut out the raging echo in the back of his skull. ‘ someone in purgatory doesn’t like you, mate. ‘ though, this guy was effectively utterly forgotten, except by him. and purgatory. it wouldn’t mean much to this former knight, probably. 

            magus didn’t apologize for the smoke, traveling by it as it were, got him used to it. ( and having used it basically to sneak in ). only directing it, after a moment, to dissipate. ‘ angel, demon, fallen, don’t matter, ‘ flippant, maybe, but they never decided what to call themselves and didn’t feel the need to. though angel they said since they weren’t exactly demons, arguably not angels either though. fallen was the closest thing to a probable descriptor. ‘ they don’t remember us anyways. ‘

            that was a pointed question. only made him laugh. ‘ end of the world ? nah, already sorted. ‘ at least, this time, by an angel and a demon, and the very kid supposed to start it telling his father to piss off basically. ‘ no, i have this. ‘ he dangled famine’s token from his hand, the scales, having made a quick switch between them when sorting through the tokens at behest of hell. left behind a clever enough fake that nobody would notice, not likely until the next apocalypse that was. he’d have to deal with this backfiring then.

            magus knew meddling like this wasn’t really their way of doing things. purgatory having sat out all the major events, being nothing more than bystanders and spectators. existing only to exist. ‘ i know enough about this place to hope you could keep some angels and demons out, ‘ and this attempt of the apocalypse had failed and he wasn’t keen on the idea of it ever happening again. at least, not any time soon that was. hence, he was here, with a token that really should be elsewhere.

            he waved his free hand, before grimacing, an admittance. ‘ or rather me, most likely, ‘ as heaven and hell didn’t exactly like to do their own dirty work. no, they had scapegoats for that. or back channels. ‘ for the next time they try to get the four horsepeople together with the next antichrist. ‘ or maybe it’d be the same kid. neither heaven or hell quite knew his capacity with his powers. lots of speculation. then again, both sides had expected the world to be destroyed.

[purbroker]

anyways, i’ll make this pretty when i’m off my shift, but ❤️ this for a starter !!

[purbroker]

magus isn’t much of a physical fighter. not to say that he doesn’t know his way around a sword ( though he was always better with a bow ), as he remembers that quite well, and would be a pain to fight . . . it’s simply though that he finds it easier to pick people apart with their emotions and manipulate smoke to avoid conflict. 

he’s more empathetic than he lets on. and his empathy isn’t something he can shut off or avoid, which is always an annoyance for him, so . . . those he hurts . . . magus would be able to feel their pain. secondhand as it is, it’s still not a pleasant thing, and he’s felt enough physical pain in his life from the fall and then purgatory changing and warping him to be between angel and demon.

while emotional pain is as comparable to physical pain, magus has been dealing with that for millennia, easier to ignore it, even if he’s the cause of it. he’s every closed off individual’s fear, as magus could pick them apart secret by secret.

[purbroker]

                all right, not his smoothest job . . . especially when he’d been followed, caught. it’d been an easy switch, getting past the sensors and the guards as if he’d not existed. magus felt good getting away with the so called bracers of hermes. ( hadn’t seen these in ages. old heirloom, actually ). magus stared at the woman, eyes flickered, trying to figure out what to say. ‘ nah, it’s not like that, ‘ no . . . he sighed and shrugged. lying wasn’t all that fun. and it’s not like there could be anything done, really. ‘ . . . maybe a little like that. ‘

@bookfated liked.

[kittyb4e]

[hafael-archive]

JUST JOHN BEING HELLA CUTE (◕‿◕✿)

[cyberlifeempathy]

Criminal Minds Sentence Starters  Please change pronouns as needed!

“I never meant to cause you any pain.”

“It’s been a privilege.”

“Remind me to have her drug tested.”

“I have nothing to fear but fear itself.”

“What’s with you? You need a hug or something?”

“I think you’re an absolute moron.”

“Could at least one of you look like you’re going to see me again?”

“I don’t hate you. I’m just not necessarily excited about your existence.”

“You do not understand me, I don’t like change.”

“You see the beauty in everything and everyone, no matter where you go.”

“I pulled myself out of the gutter!”

“Let me out…”

“Knock twice if you’re conscious.” 

“There’s no winning. Just living. Moving forward, and if you keep doing that, you’ll be alright.”

“Sometimes the hardest part isn’t letting go. But, rather, learning to start over.”

“Oh, you’re jealous!”

“I’m here now, that’s what matters.”

“Zero dinero spent on the sauce.”

“I’m Italian, it knows better.”

“I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to yell.”

“I didn’t ask for any of this!”

“Am I in danger?”

“Get down!”

“I’ve got a glock leveled at your crotch.”

“I didn’t get a chance to say goodbye.”

“This is calm.”

“Drives me crazy when you talk that voulez couche stuff to me.”

“This is my ‘I don’t care’ face.”

“Not a day went by that I didn’t want to…”

“I ran the probability of his survival and it wasn’t good.”

“I will end you.”

“Front sight, trigger press, follow through.”

“You son of a bitch!”

“I think you should always trust your gut.”

“I like to think of myself as a tireless crusader for world karma.”

“Just put the gun down…”

“No matter how awful you think it is, I promise you, you are not alone.”

“Scars remind us where we’ve been. They don’t have to dictate where we’re going.”

“I know you blame yourself and you shouldn’t.”

“I know what it’s like to be afraid of your own mind.”

“Everyone’s feeling it but nobody wants to talk about it.”

“I love you and respect you, but right now, you’re way out of line.”

“What’s rare is finding someone that makes us happy.”

“If you dig deep on any of us, we all have our sins.”

“You’re on speaker so behave.”

“Monsters are real and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us. And sometimes, they win.”

“Okay, I give up. Who are you supposed to be?”

“You don’t get everything you want just because you’re pointing a gun at me under a table.”

“Will you kill yourself for her?”

“People typically drink to excess because they’re unhappy with themselves or their past.”

[purbroker]

as a lowkey sinday headcanon . . . magus is able to reproduce with humans. yet, inversely, beings of purgatory cannot between themselves, with demons, or with angels. they are sterile. which is why the original three hundred-ish angels of purgatory has remained the same. so, yes, he has a few nephilim to his name throughout the millennia.

[purbroker]

somedays, magus is less of an ass to others and more the empath he was meant to be, not a lot and not always. it’s only because he’s remembering who he used to be and feels a tad guilty about how he acts or is now. he’s only a shadow of rhamiel after the fall and purgatory’s creation. but, once in a while, magus misses being the angel of empathy.