A tHiNg AbOuT sTuFf

Stuff Caitlin, my housemate, best friend, and wife, says, taken wildly out of context. Guest star: Faye, my housemate, best friend, and Caitlin's girlfriend (#postsfromthepharmacy)

[purebitchichigo]

Is wearing those [boat shoes] stolen valour because you're vaccinated?

[ms0milk]

"careful old man," (condescending) "don't break a hip" (desperate to fuck the dilf within an inch of his life)

[purebitchichigo]

"I'm going to kill myself."

Purebitchichigo: How do you want to do this?

[purebitchichigo]

It's fine I just wish he was dead

[purebitchichigo]

"I'm teaching the sheep slurs"

"I don't think that's illegal"

[purebitchichigo]

Yes, gimme that minor key and Catholic guilt

[purebitchichigo]

The trick is to lace the sticky weed with nettles so the process is agonising for all

[purebitchichigo]

Now that's a man you could shove your hand up like a muppet

[purebitchichigo]

She. SHE [the dishwasher]. Has learned the incompedance from the oven.

[purebitchichigo]

Where was my 7 months notice [for DnD]?

[purebitchichigo]

*watching Crazy Ex Girlfriend*

Is this riverdale?

[purebitchichigo]

Obviously he's a cheugy straight man... but I like him

[purebitchichigo]

They're [caitlin's nips] tokyo drifting

[purebitchichigo]

*rummaging in the sink*

I'm the dishwasher now

[purebitchichigo]

Iceland

How very bananarama of them

[purebitchichigo]

Men watch heartstopper 1 time

#sui

[purebitchichigo]

This isn't a pet kink this is playing house