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Well, well, well. Look what the cat dragged in.

Are you like. The cat in this scenario? You asked me to come.

For someone who won’t stop texting me asking for my help, you certainly don’t act as if you want it.

Obviously I want your help. I wouldn’t have come if I didn’t. And like. You keep responding to my texts. So I keep texting you back. And you’re just so fun to talk to. Really brightens my day hearing from you. Your attitude problems makes you such a joy to be around.

You always have such lovely things to say about me.

If I keep saying lovely things about you. Will you like. Help me. Or am I going to spend all evening standing in your bar. Making it look like. You’ve got an eighteen year old hanging out in here.

You’re the oldest one in here. You’ll be fine. If anything even happened, I’m sure you’d enjoy watching the whole thing go down. That sounds right up your alley.

But.. If you’re going to be such a bore about it.. we can go into my office.

Let’s just like. Head into your office. I don’t want to like. Test how legit the id you gave me is. Knowing your handiwork. It’s probably like. Stolen. Or they’re probably wanted for arrest.

I handled your ID myself. I wouldn’t put my reputation on the line for one of my.. clients to found out that easily. I’ve kept you from getting caught for this long.. I’m not that sloppy. ..Even if you give me quite the headache when it comes to cleaning up after you.

I’m not going to like. Test it. No matter how good you think it is.

Well. If you’re finished insulting my work, I have all this paperwork I still need you to finish signing. I’ve done all the hard parts, you just need to read it and put your name to it.

Money must be tight. You’re actually like. Doing your job for once. This is like. A miracle. Who’d of thought. Not me. I never could’ve imagined it. That’s a crazy idea. Even for me.

Your commentary is always.. so appreciated.

I don’t mean to interrupt while you rant about me working, but.. Lydia.. What are all those grey stains on your clothes?

Not important. Don’t worry about it.

What did you try and remove this time?

Nothing. Don’t ask me about it. You can’t buy it this time. If that’s like. Why you’re asking. I already regret the first time I sold it to you.

Not what I was asking.. but.. I’ll leave it be. You seem tetchy tonight. Did something happen? Or are you just being a grouch for the sake of it?

I’ve got this like. New roommate. He’s a pile of ooze. I’m keeping him in like. A bucket. And somehow he keeps messaging me from inside the bucket. Asking for like. Food. Or to watch a movie. Cause he’s like. Starving or bored or something.

Have you fed him.. since putting him in this bucket?

No. Like. Obviously not. I’m trying to starve him. Or annoy him. Till he like. Carks it. I’m doing the world a favour really. He’s like. Evil or something. I don’t know. I know he just does like. Weird science stuff. To varying degrees of success. And nobody likes him.

Have you ever considered the company you attract says something about you?

I attracted you as company. I wonder what that like says about me. Probably something awful. Oh. And. For the record. I’m never like. Introducing you two. By the way. For like. My sanity. And also like. The world not imploding. But mostly my sanity. I think I’d like. Survive the world imploding.

Well. I’m glad you make friends with such.. trustworthy people then. Are you almost done signing? I’m sure it’s best if you went home to go check on your new roommate. He sounds like he would benefit from the supervision.

Uh. Yeah. This is my last one- I’m done. If that’s like. Everything I needed to do. I’ll head back home then. And you can like. Go back to flirting with your regulars.

Well, well, well. Look what the cat dragged in.

Are you like. The cat in this scenario? You asked me to come.

For someone who won’t stop texting me asking for my help, you certainly don’t act as if you want it.

Obviously I want your help. I wouldn’t have come if I didn’t. And like. You keep responding to my texts. So I keep texting you back. And you’re just so fun to talk to. Really brightens my day hearing from you. Your attitude problems makes you such a joy to be around.

You always have such lovely things to say about me.

If I keep saying lovely things about you. Will you like. Help me. Or am I going to spend all evening standing in your bar. Making it look like. You’ve got an eighteen year old hanging out in here.

You’re the oldest one in here. You’ll be fine. If anything even happened, I’m sure you’d enjoy watching the whole thing go down. That sounds right up your alley.

But.. If you’re going to be such a bore about it.. we can go into my office.

Let’s just like. Head into your office. I don’t want to like. Test how legit the id you gave me is. Knowing your handiwork. It’s probably like. Stolen. Or they’re probably wanted for arrest.

I handled your ID myself. I wouldn’t put my reputation on the line for one of my.. clients to found out that easily. I’ve kept you from getting caught for this long.. I’m not that sloppy. ..Even if you give me quite the headache when it comes to cleaning up after you.

I’m not going to like. Test it. No matter how good you think it is.

Well. If you’re finished insulting my work, I have all this paperwork I still need you to finish signing. I’ve done all the hard parts, you just need to read it and put your name to it.

Money must be tight. You’re actually like. Doing your job for once. This is like. A miracle. Who’d of thought. Not me. I never could’ve imagined it. That’s a crazy idea. Even for me.

Your commentary is always.. so appreciated.

I don’t mean to interrupt while you rant about me working, but.. Lydia.. What are all those grey stains on your clothes?

Not important. Don’t worry about it.

What did you try and remove this time?

Nothing. Don’t ask me about it. You can’t buy it this time. If that’s like. Why you’re asking. I already regret the first time I sold it to you.

Not what I was asking.. but.. I’ll leave it be. You seem tetchy tonight. Did something happen? Or are you just being a grouch for the sake of it?

I’ve got this like. New roommate. He’s a pile of ooze. I’m keeping him in like. A bucket. And somehow he keeps messaging me from inside the bucket. Asking for like. Food. Or to watch a movie. Cause he’s like. Starving or bored or something.

Have you fed him.. since putting him in this bucket?

No. Like. Obviously not. I’m trying to starve him. Or annoy him. Till he like. Carks it. I’m doing the world a favour really. He’s like. Evil or something. I don’t know. I know he just does like. Weird science stuff. To varying degrees of success. And nobody likes him.

Have you ever considered the company you attract says something about you?

I attracted you as company. I wonder what that like says about me. Probably something awful. Oh. And. For the record. I’m never like. Introducing you two. By the way. For like. My sanity. And also like. The world not imploding. But mostly my sanity. I think I’d like. Survive the world imploding.

#Danny #Gaster

Well, well, well. Look what the cat dragged in.

Are you like. The cat in this scenario? You asked me to come.

For someone who won’t stop texting me asking for my help, you certainly don’t act as if you want it.

Obviously I want your help. I wouldn’t have come if I didn’t. And like. You keep responding to my texts. So I keep texting you back. And you’re just so fun to talk to. Really brightens my day hearing from you. Your attitude problems makes you such a joy to be around.

You always have such lovely things to say about me.

If I keep saying lovely things about you. Will you like. Help me. Or am I going to spend all evening standing in your bar. Making it look like. You’ve got an eighteen year old hanging out in here.

You’re the oldest one in here. You’ll be fine. If anything even happened, I’m sure you’d enjoy watching the whole thing go down. That sounds right up your alley.

But.. If you’re going to be such a bore about it.. we can go into my office.

Let’s just like. Head into your office. I don’t want to like. Test how legit the id you gave me is. Knowing your handiwork. It’s probably like. Stolen. Or they’re probably wanted for arrest.

I handled your ID myself. I wouldn’t put my reputation on the line for one of my.. clients to found out that easily. I’ve kept you from getting caught for this long.. I’m not that sloppy. ..Even if you give me quite the headache when it comes to cleaning up after you.

I’m not going to like. Test it. No matter how good you think it is.

Well. If you’re finished insulting my work, I have all this paperwork I still need you to finish signing. I’ve done all the hard parts, you just need to read it and put your name to it.

Money must be tight. You’re actually like. Doing your job for once. This is like. A miracle. Who’d of thought. Not me. I never could’ve imagined it. That’s a crazy idea. Even for me.

Your commentary is always.. so appreciated.

I don’t mean to interrupt while you rant about me working, but.. Lydia.. What are all those grey stains on your clothes?

Not important. Don’t worry about it.

What did you try and remove this time?

Nothing. Don’t ask me about it. You can’t buy it this time. If that’s like. Why you’re asking. I already regret the first time I sold it to you.

Not what I was asking.. but.. I’ll leave it be. You seem tetchy tonight. Did something happen? Or are you just being a grouch for the sake of it?

I’ve got this like. New roommate. He’s a pile of ooze. I’m keeping him in like. A bucket. And somehow he keeps messaging me from inside the bucket. Asking for like. Food. Or to watch a movie. Cause he’s like. Starving or bored or something.

Have you fed him.. since putting him in this bucket?

No. Like. Obviously not. I’m trying to starve him. Or annoy him. Till he like. Carks it. I’m doing the world a favour really. He’s like. Evil or something. I don’t know. I know he just does like. Weird science stuff. To varying degrees of success. And nobody likes him.

#Gaster #Danny

Well, well, well. Look what the cat dragged in.

Are you like. The cat in this scenario? You asked me to come.

For someone who won’t stop texting me asking for my help, you certainly don’t act as if you want it.

Obviously I want your help. I wouldn’t have come if I didn’t. And like. You keep responding to my texts. So I keep texting you back. And you’re just so fun to talk to. Really brightens my day hearing from you. Your attitude problems makes you such a joy to be around.

You always have such lovely things to say about me.

If I keep saying lovely things about you. Will you like. Help me. Or am I going to spend all evening standing in your bar. Making it look like. You’ve got an eighteen year old hanging out in here.

You’re the oldest one in here. You’ll be fine. If anything even happened, I’m sure you’d enjoy watching the whole thing go down. That sounds right up your alley.

But.. If you’re going to be such a bore about it.. we can go into my office.

Let’s just like. Head into your office. I don’t want to like. Test how legit the id you gave me is. Knowing your handiwork. It’s probably like. Stolen. Or they’re probably wanted for arrest.

I handled your ID myself. I wouldn’t put my reputation on the line for one of my.. clients to found out that easily. I’ve kept you from getting caught for this long.. I’m not that sloppy. ..Even if you give me quite the headache when it comes to cleaning up after you.

I’m not going to like. Test it. No matter how good you think it is.

Well. If you’re finished insulting my work, I have all this paperwork I still need you to finish signing. I’ve done all the hard parts, you just need to read it and put your name to it.

Money must be tight. You’re actually like. Doing your job for once. This is like. A miracle. Who’d of thought. Not me. I never could’ve imagined it. That’s a crazy idea. Even for me.

Your commentary is always.. so appreciated.

I don’t mean to interrupt while you rant about me working, but.. Lydia.. What are all those grey stains on your clothes?

Not important. Don’t worry about it.

What did you try and remove this time?

Nothing. Don’t ask me about it. You can’t buy it this time. If that’s like. Why you’re asking. I already regret the first time I sold it to you.

Not what I was asking.. but.. I’ll leave it be. You seem tetchy tonight. Did something happen? Or are you just being a grouch for the sake of it?

I’ve got this like. New roommate. He’s a pile of ooze. I’m keeping him in like. A bucket. And somehow he keeps messaging me from inside the bucket. Asking for like. Food. Or to watch a movie. Cause he’s like. Starving or bored or something.

Well, well, well. Look what the cat dragged in.

Are you like. The cat in this scenario? You asked me to come.

For someone who won’t stop texting me asking for my help, you certainly don’t act as if you want it.

Obviously I want your help. I wouldn’t have come if I didn’t. And like. You keep responding to my texts. So I keep texting you back. And you’re just so fun to talk to. Really brightens my day hearing from you. Your attitude problems makes you such a joy to be around.

You always have such lovely things to say about me.

If I keep saying lovely things about you. Will you like. Help me. Or am I going to spend all evening standing in your bar. Making it look like. You’ve got an eighteen year old hanging out in here.

You’re the oldest one in here. You’ll be fine. If anything even happened, I’m sure you’d enjoy watching the whole thing go down. That sounds right up your alley.

But.. If you’re going to be such a bore about it.. we can go into my office.

Let’s just like. Head into your office. I don’t want to like. Test how legit the id you gave me is. Knowing your handiwork. It’s probably like. Stolen. Or they’re probably wanted for arrest.

I handled your ID myself. I wouldn’t put my reputation on the line for one of my.. clients to found out that easily. I’ve kept you from getting caught for this long.. I’m not that sloppy. ..Even if you give me quite the headache when it comes to cleaning up after you.

I’m not going to like. Test it. No matter how good you think it is.

Well. If you’re finished insulting my work, I have all this paperwork I still need you to finish signing. I’ve done all the hard parts, you just need to read it and put your name to it.

Money must be tight. You’re actually like. Doing your job for once. This is like. A miracle. Who’d of thought. Not me. I never could’ve imagined it. That’s a crazy idea. Even for me.

Your commentary is always.. so appreciated.

I don’t mean to interrupt while you rant about me working, but.. Lydia.. What are all those grey stains on your clothes?

Not important. Don’t worry about it.

What did you try and remove this time?

Nothing. Don’t ask me about it. You can’t buy it this time. If that’s like. Why you’re asking. I already regret the first time I sold it to you.

Well, well, well. Look what the cat dragged in.

Are you like. The cat in this scenario? You asked me to come.

For someone who won’t stop texting me asking for my help, you certainly don’t act as if you want it.

Obviously I want your help. I wouldn’t have come if I didn’t. And like. You keep responding to my texts. So I keep texting you back. And you’re just so fun to talk to. Really brightens my day hearing from you. Your attitude problems makes you such a joy to be around.

You always have such lovely things to say about me.

If I keep saying lovely things about you. Will you like. Help me. Or am I going to spend all evening standing in your bar. Making it look like. You’ve got an eighteen year old hanging out in here.

You’re the oldest one in here. You’ll be fine. If anything even happened, I’m sure you’d enjoy watching the whole thing go down. That sounds right up your alley.

But.. If you’re going to be such a bore about it.. we can go into my office.

Let’s just like. Head into your office. I don’t want to like. Test how legit the id you gave me is. Knowing your handiwork. It’s probably like. Stolen. Or they’re probably wanted for arrest.

I handled your ID myself. I wouldn’t put my reputation on the line for one of my.. clients to found out that easily. I’ve kept you from getting caught for this long.. I’m not that sloppy. ..Even if you give me quite the headache when it comes to cleaning up after you.

I’m not going to like. Test it. No matter how good you think it is.

Well. If you’re finished insulting my work, I have all this paperwork I still need you to finish signing. I’ve done all the hard parts, you just need to read it and put your name to it.

Money must be tight. You’re actually like. Doing your job for once. This is like. A miracle. Who’d of thought. Not me. I never could’ve imagined it. That’s a crazy idea. Even for me.

Your commentary is always.. so appreciated.

I don’t mean to interrupt while you rant about me working, but.. Lydia.. What are all those grey stains on your clothes?

Not important. Don’t worry about it.

Well, well, well. Look what the cat dragged in.

Are you like. The cat in this scenario? You asked me to come.

For someone who won’t stop texting me asking for my help, you certainly don’t act as if you want it.

Obviously I want your help. I wouldn’t have come if I didn’t. And like. You keep responding to my texts. So I keep texting you back. And you’re just so fun to talk to. Really brightens my day hearing from you. Your attitude problems makes you such a joy to be around.

You always have such lovely things to say about me.

If I keep saying lovely things about you. Will you like. Help me. Or am I going to spend all evening standing in your bar. Making it look like. You’ve got an eighteen year old hanging out in here.

You’re the oldest one in here. You’ll be fine. If anything even happened, I’m sure you’d enjoy watching the whole thing go down. That sounds right up your alley.

But.. If you’re going to be such a bore about it.. we can go into my office.

Let’s just like. Head into your office. I don’t want to like. Test how legit the id you gave me is. Knowing your handiwork. It’s probably like. Stolen. Or they’re probably wanted for arrest.

I handled your ID myself. I wouldn’t put my reputation on the line for one of my.. clients to found out that easily. I’ve kept you from getting caught for this long.. I’m not that sloppy. ..Even if you give me quite the headache when it comes to cleaning up after you.

I’m not going to like. Test it. No matter how good you think it is.

Well. If you’re finished insulting my work, I have all this paperwork I still need you to finish signing. I’ve done all the hard parts, you just need to read it and put your name to it.

Money must be tight. You’re actually like. Doing your job for once. This is like. A miracle. Who’d of thought. Not me. I never could’ve imagined it. That’s a crazy idea. Even for me.

Well, well, well. Look what the cat dragged in.

Are you like. The cat in this scenario? You asked me to come.

For someone who won’t stop texting me asking for my help, you certainly don’t act as if you want it.

Obviously I want your help. I wouldn’t have come if I didn’t. And like. You keep responding to my texts. So I keep texting you back. And you’re just so fun to talk to. Really brightens my day hearing from you. Your attitude problems makes you such a joy to be around.

You always have such lovely things to say about me.

If I keep saying lovely things about you. Will you like. Help me. Or am I going to spend all evening standing in your bar. Making it look like. You’ve got an eighteen year old hanging out in here.

You’re the oldest one in here. You’ll be fine. If anything even happened, I’m sure you’d enjoy watching the whole thing go down. That sounds right up your alley.

But.. If you’re going to be such a bore about it.. we can go into my office.

Let’s just like. Head into your office. I don’t want to like. Test how legit the id you gave me is. Knowing your handiwork. It’s probably like. Stolen. Or they’re probably wanted for arrest.

I handled your ID myself. I wouldn’t put my reputation on the line for one of my.. clients to found out that easily. I’ve kept you from getting caught for this long.. I’m not that sloppy. ..Even if you give me quite the headache when it comes to cleaning up after you.

I’m not going to like. Test it. No matter how good you think it is.

Well, well, well. Look what the cat dragged in.

Are you like. The cat in this scenario? You asked me to come.

For someone who won’t stop texting me asking for my help, you certainly don’t act as if you want it.

Obviously I want your help. I wouldn’t have come if I didn’t. And like. You keep responding to my texts. So I keep texting you back. And you’re just so fun to talk to. Really brightens my day hearing from you. Your attitude problems makes you such a joy to be around.

You always have such lovely things to say about me.

If I keep saying lovely things about you. Will you like. Help me. Or am I going to spend all evening standing in your bar. Making it look like. You’ve got an eighteen year old hanging out in here.

You’re the oldest one in here. You’ll be fine. If anything even happened, I’m sure you’d enjoy watching the whole thing go down. That sounds right up your alley.

But.. If you’re going to be such a bore about it.. we can go into my office.

Let’s just like. Head into your office. I don’t want to like. Test how legit the id you gave me is. Knowing your handiwork. It’s probably like. Stolen. Or they’re probably wanted for arrest.

Well, well, well. Look what the cat dragged in.

Are you like. The cat in this scenario? You asked me to come.

For someone who won’t stop texting me asking for my help, you certainly don’t act as if you want it.

Obviously I want your help. I wouldn’t have come if I didn’t. And like. You keep responding to my texts. So I keep texting you back. And you’re just so fun to talk to. Really brightens my day hearing from you. Your attitude problems makes you such a joy to be around.

You always have such lovely things to say about me.

If I keep saying lovely things about you. Will you like. Help me. Or am I going to spend all evening standing in your bar. Making it look like. You’ve got an eighteen year old hanging out in here.

Well, well, well. Look what the cat dragged in.

Are you like. The cat in this scenario? You asked me to come.

For someone who won’t stop texting me asking for my help, you certainly don’t act as if you want it.

Obviously I want your help. I wouldn’t have come if I didn’t. And like. You keep responding to my texts. So I keep texting you back. And you’re just so fun to talk to. Really brightens my day hearing from you. Your attitude problems makes you such a joy to be around.

Well, well, well. Look what the cat dragged in.

Are you like. The cat in this scenario? You asked me to come.

#Danny #asks

how’s ur bucket pet going

I really want to pick it up and shake it. Just to see what happens. But I’m trying this new thing called practicing self restraint. It’s really hard.

It’s getting harder.

#gaster #my bucket

WELL THAT WORKED OUT NICELY! IT LOOKS REALLY WONDERFUL IN YOUR NEW APARTMENT!

... WHY DO YOUR CHEEKS LOOK SO RED? IS IT COLD OUT?

... OH SHIT THAT'S NOELLE.

Yeah. I’m going to like. Need a bucket. We’re going to have to put you somewhere. And the bucket was my idea.

I brought one. Beatrice let Susie and I keep one for helping with throwing some robots into the Hell Pit.

I think if I just like. Put my whole hoodie in there. That’ll be like.. way easier. I don’t really want to try and pry him out of my pocket.

Considering how he'll probably try and run... Roll off, probably a good idea. It should be big enough, and it has a lid.

Okay, ready when you are.

I think I got like. Some of his ooze on my shirt. When I took my hoodie off. Ew. It’s kinda nasty. I think as long as you throw the lid on now, he’ll like. Be pretty contained.

Already on it, it's a screw on lid so it'll hold him pretty well...

You should burn that shirt by the way.

Yeah.. I will. His ooze is probably going to stain. And stuff like that. Y’know. I’ve been thinking about getting a pet or something lately. This wasn’t really what I was imagining. But I guess like. It’s close enough.

I've seen weirder pets. Did you know people have rabbits as pets? Like... Dog sizes rabbits.

How's your face by the way? No freezer burn?

I didn’t realise they got that big. Huh. I really wanted a cat. I didn’t want Gaster as a pet. But I guess this is what I’ve got now. I’ll pester him until he like. Carks it. Or starves. Whatever comes first.

Feels a bit sore but it’ll fix. If it doesn’t.. I’ve got ways to deal with it. They aren’t particularly fun. But like. They work.

I don't know if he can starve as a rock and some goo... Hopefully he can, or he just off himself or something.

If you'd like, I know a good cream to help with freezer burnt skin. Susie and I need it sometimes.

I give it two days if I pester him enough. Maybe three days if he can really hold out. Depends how resilient he is after the torment nexus.

That would be helpful. Is it just like. Something I could grab at a pharmacy? I’ll probably pick some up after I go fix up the rest of my paperwork stuff.

Oh yeah, it's over the counter. You should be able to find it near the Icy Hot, it has a little melted snowman on it.

Thanks. I’ll make sure to pick some up. That sounds like. Way easier than my usual way. Less messy too. Did that get everything out of your system? Or should I be prepping myself for like. Another death. Because I think I’ve got at least another one in me tonight. If you still need. Maybe even two.

I'm going to save the next time so it's more satisfying, I don't really feel that mad at you for being a pretty horrible person right now. Probably because I'm too happy seeing Gaster in a bucket.

Alright. Whatever. Do you think I should write something on it so it doesn't like. Accidentally get opened? Incase I lose it or something. I don’t plan on losing it. But like. Just in case.

Probably. Maybe something like "volatile chemicals, do not open".

I guess I can write that. I was thinking like “weird little freak that’s on the run that I’m keeping in a bucket and he’s kinda really yucky and gross to touch DO NOT OPEN.” But I guess your idea is like. Good too. It’s more concise.

That, and there are some people who would definitely open up that bucket to see a weird little freak that's inside it.

... I have anonymous people on Tumblr telling me I'm a bad person for letting you run around. Are they usually this stupid? Do they really think I can call the cops or something on you?

That’s true. Y’know. I hate when other people have better ideas than me. I didn’t even think of that. Completely slipped my mind. I was just trying to cover all my bases. That’s like. Normal. There’s always people giving their opinion on like. Everything. I mean you could call the cops. But like. I know most of them. It’s not really going to do anything. Unless you like. Really put in the effort. There’s a donated bench out the front of one of the stations with my name on it. If that says enough.

You over think things a lot, don't you?

See, that's what I told them except I figured you had enough paper work to just make the cops think you weren't the old you. They're telling me to get the people in Hell to try and jail you, but I'm pretty sure you'd end up just... not going to Hell? I don't know how it works if you're not dead. Plus, December would just kill you and you'd be back up here anyway...

I don’t think I could be dead long enough to be imprisoned in hell. Because I can’t like. Go there. That’s like. The main bit of my curse. And like the whole purpose of it. So I can’t go down to hell for more than a moment until like. I prove I’m sorry. So. Unless they’re planning to sentence me to prison for like. 20 minutes. That sounds like a pretty useless idea.

... Prove you're sorry? I thought she just wanted a new body, what did you do to tick her off?

It’s like. A long and uncomfortable story. I don't think there’s anything wrong with why I got cursed. I like. Deserved it. But I know most people find it like. Really uncomfortable.

You might as well tell me, I think it's already established that we're both not great people.

It’s like. Kinda. Not very fun. I don’t want to put that on you. It’s not a nice story. From what other people have said after I’ve told them.

... You know what, if you're that adamant that it's bad, maybe I should skip it for now. We can exchange traumatizing back stories later.

I’ll tell you like. Another time. I don’t think you want to hear about like. How I watched her gouge her own brains. It’s not really like. The time. You can tell me like. Yours though. If you want. I won’t stop you. I’m chill with that.

No, I think that I'll wait to tell you later. I need to head home anyway, I need to grab dinner before Susie starts eating shredded cheese straight from the bag again.

Whatever. Alright then. It was fun hanging out. Even if now I have to keep Gaster as a pet.

#Noelle #Gaster

WELL THAT WORKED OUT NICELY! IT LOOKS REALLY WONDERFUL IN YOUR NEW APARTMENT!

... WHY DO YOUR CHEEKS LOOK SO RED? IS IT COLD OUT?

... OH SHIT THAT'S NOELLE.

Yeah. I’m going to like. Need a bucket. We’re going to have to put you somewhere. And the bucket was my idea.

I brought one. Beatrice let Susie and I keep one for helping with throwing some robots into the Hell Pit.

I think if I just like. Put my whole hoodie in there. That’ll be like.. way easier. I don’t really want to try and pry him out of my pocket.

Considering how he'll probably try and run... Roll off, probably a good idea. It should be big enough, and it has a lid.

Okay, ready when you are.

I think I got like. Some of his ooze on my shirt. When I took my hoodie off. Ew. It’s kinda nasty. I think as long as you throw the lid on now, he’ll like. Be pretty contained.

Already on it, it's a screw on lid so it'll hold him pretty well...

You should burn that shirt by the way.

Yeah.. I will. His ooze is probably going to stain. And stuff like that. Y’know. I’ve been thinking about getting a pet or something lately. This wasn’t really what I was imagining. But I guess like. It’s close enough.

I've seen weirder pets. Did you know people have rabbits as pets? Like... Dog sizes rabbits.

How's your face by the way? No freezer burn?

I didn’t realise they got that big. Huh. I really wanted a cat. I didn’t want Gaster as a pet. But I guess this is what I’ve got now. I’ll pester him until he like. Carks it. Or starves. Whatever comes first.

Feels a bit sore but it’ll fix. If it doesn’t.. I’ve got ways to deal with it. They aren’t particularly fun. But like. They work.

I don't know if he can starve as a rock and some goo... Hopefully he can, or he just off himself or something.

If you'd like, I know a good cream to help with freezer burnt skin. Susie and I need it sometimes.

I give it two days if I pester him enough. Maybe three days if he can really hold out. Depends how resilient he is after the torment nexus.

That would be helpful. Is it just like. Something I could grab at a pharmacy? I’ll probably pick some up after I go fix up the rest of my paperwork stuff.

Oh yeah, it's over the counter. You should be able to find it near the Icy Hot, it has a little melted snowman on it.

Thanks. I’ll make sure to pick some up. That sounds like. Way easier than my usual way. Less messy too. Did that get everything out of your system? Or should I be prepping myself for like. Another death. Because I think I’ve got at least another one in me tonight. If you still need. Maybe even two.

I'm going to save the next time so it's more satisfying, I don't really feel that mad at you for being a pretty horrible person right now. Probably because I'm too happy seeing Gaster in a bucket.

Alright. Whatever. Do you think I should write something on it so it doesn't like. Accidentally get opened? Incase I lose it or something. I don’t plan on losing it. But like. Just in case.

Probably. Maybe something like "volatile chemicals, do not open".

I guess I can write that. I was thinking like “weird little freak that’s on the run that I’m keeping in a bucket and he’s kinda really yucky and gross to touch DO NOT OPEN.” But I guess your idea is like. Good too. It’s more concise.

That, and there are some people who would definitely open up that bucket to see a weird little freak that's inside it.

... I have anonymous people on Tumblr telling me I'm a bad person for letting you run around. Are they usually this stupid? Do they really think I can call the cops or something on you?

That’s true. Y’know. I hate when other people have better ideas than me. I didn’t even think of that. Completely slipped my mind. I was just trying to cover all my bases. That’s like. Normal. There’s always people giving their opinion on like. Everything. I mean you could call the cops. But like. I know most of them. It’s not really going to do anything. Unless you like. Really put in the effort. There’s a donated bench out the front of one of the stations with my name on it. If that says enough.

You over think things a lot, don't you?

See, that's what I told them except I figured you had enough paper work to just make the cops think you weren't the old you. They're telling me to get the people in Hell to try and jail you, but I'm pretty sure you'd end up just... not going to Hell? I don't know how it works if you're not dead. Plus, December would just kill you and you'd be back up here anyway...

I don’t think I could be dead long enough to be imprisoned in hell. Because I can’t like. Go there. That’s like. The main bit of my curse. And like the whole purpose of it. So I can’t go down to hell for more than a moment until like. I prove I’m sorry. So. Unless they’re planning to sentence me to prison for like. 20 minutes. That sounds like a pretty useless idea.

... Prove you're sorry? I thought she just wanted a new body, what did you do to tick her off?

It’s like. A long and uncomfortable story. I don't think there’s anything wrong with why I got cursed. I like. Deserved it. But I know most people find it like. Really uncomfortable.

You might as well tell me, I think it's already established that we're both not great people.

It’s like. Kinda. Not very fun. I don’t want to put that on you. It’s not a nice story. From what other people have said after I’ve told them.

... You know what, if you're that adamant that it's bad, maybe I should skip it for now. We can exchange traumatizing back stories later.