men’s hockey isn’t real they made that up for heated rivalry. In real life only women can play hockey
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men’s hockey isn’t real they made that up for heated rivalry. In real life only women can play hockey
me and the mutuals when there's nuance
big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings
they couldnt take the heat
Storm Area 51:
❌ unrealistic
❌ middle of the desert
❌ if anyone actually tried it they'd get immediately shot by the US military
Storm the Scientology Building:
✅ achievable
✅ tag team sport
✅ usually in a populated area
✅ bad press for a cult
This is Progress
ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.
ⓘ Ræd: þenden siwast, þu canst onlucan unhire siwian þurh gelosende þin nædle ahwær in þin bedde
ⓘ עצה: בעתֿ דו נייסט קענסטו אויפֿשליסן מוראדיקע נייען דורך פֿארלירן דיין נאדל ערגעצוואו אין בעט
ⓘ Cave: cum suas, potes pavendam sutelam invenire tuam acum alicubi tuo in lecto perdendo.
they put my ass in da Towel of Baba
in happier pride news i actually found this deeply heartwarming
that's solidarity baybeeee
Further context: Durham city council (Reform UK) cut funding and support for Pride. The Durham Miner's Association and other trade unions raised enough money for Durham Pride 2026 to go ahead - a direct call back to when Lesbian and Gays Support the Miners (LGSM) raised money for mining communities when Margaret Thatcher seized union funding during the miner strikes of 1984-85.
At the 1985 Labour party meet, the motion to support LGBT rights as a party was passed due to a block vote from mining unions.
Stephen Guy, the chair of the Durham Miners’ Association, said that when it became apparent Durham Pride was under threat, he took it upon himself to “encourage the trade union movement to step up and do the right thing, and stand shoulder to shoulder with the LGBT+ community […] They not only raised funds for us, but came to our communities, uplifted our spirits when they were down, and showed their solidarity.”
i think ilya rozanov would love the phrase 'skill issue'
Movement nudge, getting up off the floor!
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real talk, i saw this other vid 7 years ago where a trainer like this lady gave some of the most important physical health advice I ever heard that changed my life:
#1. You should be able to lay down on the floor (face down or back) and be able to get up without your hands. If you can't? Spend a little bit every day just doing that, laying on the floor and getting up again no hands style, then laying down again (you'd be surprised how fast it wears you out after a few times)
#2. You should be able to get up out of a chair without using your hands or grabbing on to anything. Can't? Fucking start training mother fucker! Just a few uppies every day could save your damn life when you get older!
#3. You should be able to turn your neck to the side without twisting your upper body in the same direction, you should be able to turn your head freely without moving your shoulders, chest or torso! Start looking up loosy goosy neck exercises! It makes such a HUGE difference!
#4. You should be able to motherfucking stand on one foot and keep your balance for longer then 15 seconds. Haha sounds easy right? Thats what I thought when I tried after watching that vid, i was horrified to find how hard it was! I started doing "one leggy style" standing any chance I got, when I'm in line somewhere, when I'm watching a video... just do a few rounds of 10 seconds on each leg for like 5 min every day!
Like for real I work out 3 times a week and walk all the damn time, but damn this advice was so eye opening to younger me
You get older and you think you still have all the same limberness as you did when you were 8, but whens the last fucking time you ran around and played like an 8 year old? You loose that flexibility from crawling around and being all wiggles and rolling around on the floor... and then one day when you need it? BAM ITS GONE. Well fuck that, thats not gonna be me when i'm like 60 plus
Start getting into these habits now, i don't care if you're 18/25/30/45/50 OR WHATEVER JUST START YOU WON'T REGRET IT! Don't think "lol I'm young, shut up olds" cos thats what i thought when i saw that vid at first, but if you don't maintain your body in all these small ways yer gonna wake up at 35 unable to turn your damn neck without moving your entire body above the hips
Guess my favorite characters✌️
RIP Jester Lavorre you would’ve loved scientology speedruns
crisp glass of water moodboard
That tag sent me
In 1996, Subaru’s market research in the USA revealed an unexpected demographic who loved their cars: lesbians.
Tim Bennett, the company’s Director of Advertising, and a gay man himself, decided to lean in, and so began a series of ad campaigns pitching Subarus to the lesbian community. Here’s a few of our favourites.
As a queer woman who drives a Subaru myself, I guess I have to say the advertising works.
Let us know what car you drive, and if you reckon it’s queer!
Check out our podcast episode to learn more of the history behind these ads.
HRM
will I be burnt at the stake if I say that I don’t think Ilya’s fuckboy persona is entirely an act. will people draw and quarter me if I say that I think he is a different person with different people and none of them are entirely separate from who he is. will people stone me if I say that ilya loved being a fuckboy and loved sleeping around at the time and had a fucking blast doing what and who he wanted even if he wanted to be with shane for most of it.
Like I think people eschew that persona from him too aggressively in favor of making him a Soft Boi but there are multiple facets to ilya and I dont think any of them are necessarily fake. Just because he used promiscuity to cope doesn’t mean he didn’t have a marvelous time participating in it. That man loved pussy. He loved fucking pussy and eating pussy and making women come and whine his name. You cannot convince me otherwise. He was a very proud slut. Just because Shane made a housewife out of a hoe doesn’t make the Hoe Phase not genuine. U feel me?
Being embarrassed by what I enjoy is laughable. As a babe my mother submerged me in the River Cringe and I am impervious to social damage.
Don't make fun of my ankles though, no reason