Purple-Salamander

I started a blog because I wasn't cool enough for Instagram. Let's be pals ♥️Ask me questions.

[mygameworlds]

https://www.artstation.com/mangotino

[period-safe-chameleon]

Holy shit, this is the most brilliant and poignant representation of a usable tattoo weapon. I love it.

[bewiubciueniocneoiheroihreoerfn]

no one looks dumber than a guy who calls a girl ugly after he was just hitting on her

[itsjustaplantman-blog]

[lastsonlost]

upgrade 

[poetry-protest-pornography]

Shalom-ies!

[throwbackblr]

The Lion King (2019)

[pentecost]

these aren’t my cats

[bunjywunjy]

but they could be

[purple-salamander]

For god's sake let them in

[charmander-propaganda]

[suspend]

why are boys hot and cute like wtf take a break

[scidotnews]

Paleontologists Find New Fossils of Gigantic Freshwater Turtle

http://www.sci-news.com/paleontology/stupendemys-geographicus-shells-08131.html

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

*dies trying to help this cross the road*

[gallusrostromegalus]

… you know, that turtle is big enough you could probably fit four of those miniature Crete elephants on it…

[purple-salamander]

[rabdoidal]

boutta head to the supermarket, yall need anything?

[flyingsquidzeez]

yea could u bring back disco

[rabdoidal]

yknow i was gonna make a joke but this reply just legit slapped me across the face

[say-never]

I like big boys

itty bitty boys

Mississippi boys

inner city boys

I like the pretty boys with the bow tie

Get your nails did, let it blow dry

I like a big beard, 

I like a clean face

I don’t discriminate, come and get a taste

From the playboys 

to the gay boys

Go and slay, boys, you my fave boys

[cryptspren-moved]

BABIES!!!!

[somecutething]

Hello!!

[fluffmugger]

customs check

[lunardrop7]

Yup everything seems to be in order. Carry on.

[moikoa16]

@red-faced-wolf

[pentecost]

these aren’t my cats

[bunjywunjy]

but they could be

[defender-of-fictional-women]

[hyperhedgehog]

[throwbackblr]

The Lion King (2019)

[penny-anna]

The Cats movie and the ‘live action’ Lion King exist at opposite ends of a spectrum but idk what said spectrum is

[penny-anna]

[lesbianchemicalplant]

[666drazil]

[randobambo]

[stimman4000]

.

[fischyplier]

It’s so beautiful! :’)

[ebroxas72]

I legitimately thought at first that those were baked beans and not peanuts. Which was quite the way of interpreting this.

[budacub]

same