You Can Call Me Abbs

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[purplecantaloupe]

♡ PURPLECANTALOUPE MASTERLIST ♡

I want to put a disclaimer out there before you start reading: I want my account to be a safe place and a judge free zone for anyone (race, sexuality, gender, just literally any human) if there is anything (positive, negative, or you just need a friend) you want to talk about send in a message. You are worth it and you deserve happiness and light in your life.

I love you ❤️

Key:

Smut: ♡

Fluff: ★

Angst: ∀

If there are any people or scenarios you’d like to see please send a request, I love to learn about new fandoms and such! Stay healthy and happy.

Much love xoxo,

Purplecantaloupe ♡

5 Seconds of Summer

Calum Hood:

Fwb!Cal ♡

Another Fwb!Cal but better written ♡

Calum admits to Mali-Koa he likes Y/N after a drunken night ∀★

Pure fluff unrealistic movie night w Cal ★

Ashton Irwin:

Coming soon

Luke Hemmings:

Luke gives Y/N a lap dance ♡

Luke’s breakup w arz and admits feelings ∀★

Michael Clifford:

Coming soon

Dolan Twins

Grayson Dolan

Coming soon

Ethan Dolan

Coming soon

Harry Styles

Coming soon

Timothèe Chalamet

Coming soon

[nymphoutofwater]

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[therottenkingsreckoning]

Truth emerging from the dirt to shame mankind

[blueherin]

[frengerino]

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

[purplecantaloupe]

Sorry I went MIA.. forgive me:(

Hello! My apologies for being MIA for god knows how long. I’ve had some sporadic downtime between work and other activities in my life and I’ve decided to start writing again. If anyone has any type of suggestions for plot lines etc. please send them in to me and I’ll work on them as much as I can. I want to practice a bit on small easy writing in between writing another story I have in the works. I’m willing to write about OCs as well as fandoms and I will do my research to the best of my ability.

I will be announcing my story in the works once I get my storyline set in its ways and give a little snippet when I’m comfortable sharing. In the meantime, I would like to say the story is a Harry fic l o o s e l y inspired by the song Privacy by Chris Brown. There will be recreational use of drugs and alcohol as well as some absolutely filthy smut as well as a pretty sweet learning curve and plot. (If all goes to plan, she’s still young.)

I would also like to thank you for being patient with me and I look forward to your suggestions.

Best wishes, Abbs xoxo 💋

[blvkvvolf-deactivated20221026]

i wish some of you lived down the street so i could go to your house and bother you in person every single day

[snailspng]

Rat orchestra PNGs

[why-is-it-always-autumn]

The Spy Kids movies have the exact vibe of when you and your friends are running around in the backyard creating an elaborate story based entirely around whatever random nonsense happens to be lying around.  This empty happy meal box is a computer.  If I spin this bop-it the right way it will unlock the secret door.  We have to get to the jets! (The jets are the swings).  My little sister says her pigtails spin around and let her fly and we all agree with that.  These swim goggles let me see through walls.  There are a series of stepping stones leading to a big rock in the middle of the garden.  The rock is the office of the Head Spy and the dirt is actually a bottomless pit, so you have to be careful when you jump across.  The bad guys have disabled all our weapons but my necklace is actually a secret super cool weapon that works anyway!  There’s logic and continuity but only as much as a bunch of five-to-twelve year olds can keep straight without bothering to keep notes or look up any science facts they don’t already happen to know.  This is not a complaint.

[breadcamesliced]

[charlottan]

Wahoo!

[zagreus]

unrestrained summer fun

[guerrillatech]

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

Holy shit that's so cool

[knightofleo]

[beckiboos]

Finally “do you love the colour of the sky” got compressed for our convenience

[ducissatenebrarum]

~ Moritz von Schwind (1804–1871), Die Katzensymphonie (The #Cat Symphony), 1868 (Pencil, pen and brush on paper)

The drawing is a violin melody, on which cats are presented instead of notes. The composition can be interpreted as a caricature of Richard Wagner's music, which the artist did not much appreciate. Schwind gifted the music sheet to one of his friends, the violinist Joseph Joachim. The reason for the gift was Joachim's appointment as director of the Berlin University of Music. The melody of course was unplayable.

[countesspetofi]

Could be played on the bagpipes.

[laaanat-deactivated20220929]

These 🌹💐🌹💐💐🌸🌺🌹🌺🌷🌸💐🌺🌹🍫🌹💐🍫🍫🌹🌺🌸🌷🍫💐🌸💐🌺🌹🍫🌷🌷🌺🌸🌷🌺🌸🌺🌹🌹🌹🌷🌺🌺🌸🌺🌹🌹🌷💐🌸💐💐🌺🌹🌸💐🌸🌹🍫🍫🌺🌷🌹🍫🍫🍫 💐🌷r for my mutuals on this valentines day <3

[purplecantaloupe]

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Ray-Ban Sunglasses

[jumex]

are you okay

is anyone

[two-thirtyy]

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

[taykoutmccleod]

reblog if its friday and you made it

[fandomstans]

I made it!

[hornetstabber]

it's because you're a slutty little candy man with poor circulation. try getting a heat lamp?

who the fuck just called me a slutty little candy man

[hornetstabber]

anon please what does this mean

[hornetstabber]

i am fucking cackling like a dumbass thank you this is so funny i love you. slutty little candy man is on my resume now

[greek-mythographer]

This deserves 1000s of notes

[pictures-of-dogs]

do u perchance have any wonderful pictures of dogs sitting down? :)

of course!