good god girl get a grip

Kate They/them PNW goblin

[pvnsie]

idk why tumblr is saying it’s untitled but whatever anyway stream my new ep remnants out on all platforms <3

[mtsodie]

genuinely so obsessed with this twitter post

[carmelcup2]

[aceynk]

sometimes i think im a fruit fly so i hang out in the appled cider vinegar traps but then i remember theyre deathly and i leave

[paper-mario-wiki]

in case you're wondering what the greatest AMV of all time is, it's this one from 2008.

[paper-mario-wiki]

[en-tailsgaythings]

y'all need to watch this this pride month

[dynamaxed]

hi! carey means needs help still - he's the voice actor for frylock in aqua teen hunger force! adult swim screwed him badly and pays no residuals and barely paid him during the show's run. he has heart failure and survives on con earnings, plushie sales, and donations while waiting for disability to get back to him. posts used to make the rounds for him, but haven't in a while, so i wanted to make a new post!

if you'd rather buy a plushie - here's the shop he and his wife run!

[firecrystals]

update: CAREY MEANS AND HIS WIFE ARE HOMELESS AS OF A FEW DAYS AGO

his wife also been in an accident and has been down and out due to illness and injury

ppal + gfm + site shop

[9cl]

Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

[official-kircheis]

[9cl]

Guess i cant do shit anymore Cause the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides... And yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows.

[wizardarchetypes]

at my local thrift warehouse where nothing’s priced and you make an offer on all the stuff you find. well i told the person at the register i’m on a budget and didn’t know if i could afford a rug i wanted and asked what they’d take for it and without missing even half a beat they said “how about a cup of blood?” then they started hopping up and down like a cheerleader and said “cup! of! blood!”

[wizardarchetypes]

we settled on seventeen dollars cash.

[wizardarchetypes]

the problem is i love to riff with people so it got deeply deeply weird for about 3 and a half minutes before we finally agreed on the price.

[artemisiasea]

It is so important to develop a sense of sovereignty over your own life

[moatazart]

It’s Ramadan, and my children need your help‼️

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[moatazart]

$10 can provide a daily meal for one member of my family🤍

[feastofsnakes]

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

[enki2]

[uhmuhummmuhhh]

thanks man

[pollsforadults]

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Remaining time: 5 days 1 hour

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(anon submission)

[hotvampireadjacent]

https://twitter.com/birdtickler/status/1552657242909904897?s=21&t=q4JEDIALmV-cAjcoEOypdw

[littlemisspipebomb]

ok so I looked it up, and it turns out they made a track out of PVC pipes, down a hill. The owner didn't realise PVC expanded in the heat, so on a turn the track just fell apart and the dude inside went over a fucking free way and into a swamp.

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

The funniest part is that the inspector was watching the whole time, and once the ball stopped he left without saying anything. Park management just shut it down then and there.

[baronfulmen]

"The ball cleared a small hill, briefly going airborne, then zipped right across Route 94, the two-lane road splitting the park. Cars honked and slammed on their brakes. If there had been opposing traffic, Frank would have become part of a real-life game of Pong, volleying from one bumper to another.

Still in pursuit, we followed the ball toward a small lake in Motor World that had been earmarked for a fleet of tiny bumper boats for children. The area wasn’t open yet, but the empty boats were being tested and floated on the surface. The ball soared over the grass and smashed into several of them, scattering the others with rippling waves from the impact, which launched some of the boats several feet in the air.

Charlie and Ken waded into the water looking for the hatch. After some difficulty, they got it open. Charlie pulled Frank out by grabbing him under his armpits like a baby. Frank crawled up the bank, coughing and sputtering. He splayed across the grass as we all stared at the ball, which bobbed in the water like it was attached to a fishing lure.

We did not ask for the inspector’s report, nor did we ever hear of one being filed. Ken Bailey returned to Canada. The snow-makers cleared away the PVC. Told to dispose of the Bailey Ball, they rolled it into the woods, where it remained for many years."

I don't know that this beats the teeth story, but it's pretty great.

[norahsdove]

Why do they shoot the horse in the head when it breaks its ankle . How is that supposed to help

[fruitsoftheape100]

A Fog Upon The Field, The First Cold Sighs Of Dawn

Entrenched, The Platoon Gathers To Put Their Helmets On…

[fruitsoftheape100]

Four Years We Lay In Waiting

All Huddled In The Grime

Until “At Last,” THE LIEUTENANT Said,

“I Do Believe It’s Time.”

He Brought His Bugle To His Lips;

Cold Silence Cracked Like Ice

He Blew The Horn With All His Might:

Once, Then Twice, Then Thrice

He Roused Us Then, His Soldiers Eight,

And Checked Our Bayonets.

“Let’s Rendezvous With Fate,” He Said,

“OVER THE TOP, CADETS!”

[fruitsoftheape100]

THE LIEUTENANT Led His Soldiers Then,

He Led Them Right Over The Top

One By One I Saw Them Go,

One By One I Saw Them Stop.

The First To Die Was SARGENT TONGUE,

His Body Blown To Bits

For A Stone Launched ‘Ere By Trebuchet

Did Smash The Ape To Grits

[fruitsoftheape100]

Next Went LITTLE MICKEY,

Who Passed Without A Peep

The Sneak Fell Down A Punji Pit

One Thousand Meters Deep

[fruitsoftheape100]

Then MR. RASCAL Perished,

Although His Fate I Did Not See

One Moment, There Was A Little Guy

The Next, Artillery

[fruitsoftheape100]

After That, SPOON LICKER

Charging Forward With Great Force,

Was Cut In Half Most Cleanly

By Papers Of Divorce

[fruitsoftheape100]

KILLING SPHERE, The Next One

His Death I Mustn’t Speak

All I Can Say Of The Loathsome Fellow

Is That He Simply Sprung A Leak

[fruitsoftheape100]

FUNNY GUY, I Hate To Say,

Failed To Survive The Raid

The Chap Slipped On A Banana Peel

And Was Impaled On His Own Blade

[fruitsoftheape100]

The Bell Rung Then For KINGDOM COME,

Who Had His Gun Into A Bomb Recast

The Lout Forgot This, Then Took Aim

He Perished In The Blast

[fruitsoftheape100]

That’s When THE LIEUTENANT,

Seeing His Troops’ Demise,

Turned To Me Most Solemnly

And Looked Into My Eyes:

“Go,” He Said Discreetly,

“And Let Me Die In This Disgrace;

Survive, Boy, I Beseech Thee:

Go Fuck Your Wife Posthaste.”

[fruitsoftheape100]

What Else For ME?

I Turned Away And Ran Like Never Before

And That’s How I Survived The Battle

And Fucked My Wife After The War