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A Little Bit About Me

40+-year-old trans man. Minors DNI, I'll just block you. Ageism will also be blocked. Macabre, blood, murder, autoassassinophilia. Writing an erotica horror that will drop this year.

Also random cute shit because I have layers.

Please take care of your mental health and don't interact with contact that disturbs you, or be an adult about if you do.

Love horror and murder sim content.

FICTIONAL content and enjoyment do not indicate I enjoy any of these in a real-life enjoyment. Accusations of such will just lead to blocks. I'm not interested in entertaining purity crusaders with no media literacy.

#blood #autoassassinophilia #writers on tumblr #horror #minors dni #millennials

fuckyeahchinesefashion

OP: My dad insisted on betting me 20 yuan he could do a handstand... with both hands.

chillyfeetsteak

a few doors down from me my neighbors have a squirrel bar nailed to the tree in front of the sidewalk, not exactly this but something like this:

it's been there for years and they never "stock" it so it's just sitting there. anyway, i thought it would be cute to make a little squirrel out of sculpey and leave it on one of the stools in the middle of the night. i also made a little sculpey beer bottle with its own label.

it lasted exactly one day and now it is gone. it didn't fall off, i stuck it on with tape. what do you think happened to it? your most fantastical and wrong answers only, please

purplehelleborewrites

Drunk squirrel took the sculpey home and had a confusing morning after

crazy-brazilian

#cats #black cat

auntiebillionaire

BOYCOTT AIRBNB

These people are trying to take over every aspect of our lives.

emptymanuscript

Longtime Airbnb hosts say they want nothing to do with Airbnb now that co-founder Joe Gebbia is reportedly joining Elon Musk’s government in

guooey

Beautiful cow who is mooing at you

purplehelleborewrites

I love the silly noises tigers make

#golden tiger #cats #big cats #tiger #sound on

cheshire-cat-101

Ok I want to say something controversial

But you are responsible for your own safe spaces. You can block tags, block words, block people.

“But i thought fandom was supposed to be a safe space” —yeah you have to curate it.

Unfortunately one persons’s safe space may be another persons’ trigger. That’s ok. Simply block them, block the tag, block the word etc. They can do the same for you.

Maybe I’m just out of touch, but I’ve been around since the days of “don’t like, don’t read” and that’s a good philosophy. If it squicks you, scroll past. If it causes you anxiety or upset, block! Plenty of people are responsive if you ask them to tag an upsetting trigger. And if they’re dicks about it, block em.

kyraneko

Since different people have different needs, one person’s safe space will be another’s Trauma Central.

I don’t know who said it first, but “I need to be able to express my anger without shame” and “I need to be away from yelling and loud noises” are both valid needs people can have for a safe space that really aren’t compatible with each other.

So are “I need to process my trauma” and “I need to not meet any trauma.”

Or “I want a safe space to tell/read the stories that speak to me” and “those stories are distressing to me.”

Insisting that your needs are the only needs anyone should have is not a safe space, it’s its own act of violence.

You don’t get to make others homeless to make the universe your personal safe space.

quietborderline

Read this bit again:

“Insisting that your needs are the only needs anyone should have is … its own act of violence.”

silverhawk

but the good news is:

anymoretastelessdemands

Now that IS good news

#snow leopard #cats #big cats

oneheadtoanother

sourmiiiilk

❤️Online Obsession - Customisation

❤️Customise your character in my upcoming yandere visual novel!

❤️You can customise your pronouns, personality, skin colour, hair colour, length and texture!

Your personality defines your eye type and colour

Your appearance is reflected in CGIs and game graphics

Your appearance also affects how your character is described

Your personality affects your character's behaviour and some interactions, as well as certain dynamics with Adisorn

❤️ The demo is coming out this February 14th on Steam and Itch!

❤️I am the only developer, so reblogs are greatly appreciated!

farshootingstar

The customization is so cute! c:

funny-tik-toks

#cats

Sorry if this question annoys you, you're in no obligation to answer it whatsoever! But when are you updating the Mr. Goffard fanfic?

Thank you for asking and I apologize for the delay. The fanfic as it is is finished. However, it's being edited and rewritten into an original story with about 20,000 or so extra words!