Aasterism

[approximateknowledge]

amy fucking dallon get out of my head

[lectern-fullcauldron]

I find it so sad when people present the history of hermitcraft as "generikb left so xisuma took over as admin and leader". like noooooo you're doing such a disservice to the chaotic group project that is hermitcraft. xisuma took on responsibility for the physical server hosting, yes, but Joe Hills broke the decision stalemate (via coup) and Hypno took the website and Cleo arrived to join the council (of people who actually go to meetings and do admin) and welsknight stood up to rap battle anyone necessary and tango came on as tech support and keralis came on as hardware sugardaddy (where's beef's new mouse?) and there's more and more and more. there's no leader of hermitcraft (Joe stood down immediately after the coup) and everyone has a veto. a lone leader would have fallen by now, it's the work of every hermit that makes the server strong

[spotlights-and-stars]

my favoritest thing in hermitcraft fanfiction is when it takes place in a pseudo-minecraft fantasy realm but the hermits are still sometimes described with their nationalities. like okay this is a world where magic exists and you can respawn after you die and the entirety of reality sometimes gets new features added and new worlds can be created out of thin air, each with their own accompanying otherworldly pocket dimensions, and some people have special admin powers that allow them to alter the fabric of reality, and gods/cosmic horror monsters/a weird cult called the Watchers may or may not inhabit the spaces in between existence. also Canada exists. Canada exists here and we are not going to address it

[1-800-sexy-mad]

something I find very interesting about worm (and something probably central to the story's themes if I think about it more) is that the audience's "good guys" and our "bad guys" more often than not receive similar fates. like the Nazis get killed pretty horrendously but so does the 16 year old who wanted to protect his city. there's no particular narrative punishment for special breeds of evil which you could argue is problematic but I find the realism of it pretty compelling

[katzerl]

No Fear. Fear is the Bonesaw killer. Keep that smile on. Do not falter.

Be a good girl.

There's a Riley/Bonesaw shaped hole in my brain and i need to fill it. More people should draw and write her.

You see, dear reader, she is, of course, just misunderstood and has done nothing wrong. I love you evil women who have a traumatic and valid reason for being that way but also revel in the evil. She deserves a little murder, as a treat, its not good for her, but she deserves it. Individuals under the cut

[knightfisherr]

gem outfits ☝️

[soymoss]

I 🪱 the American Woodcock

[heural]

A labyrinth in a good place. Hopefully.

Don't know how to do backgrounds, oops

[coppercoda]

Unemployment getting so bad I’m drawing Taylor again

[dailyparahumans]

khepri khepri khepriiiii

day 131

[dryococelas01]

Dr Mother told me Endbringers keep killing her best heroes so I asked how many heroes they have and she said they just kidnap some people and force feed them vials afterwards to make more so I said it sounds like they're just feeding heroes to endbringers and she nodded but Legend started crying.

[vullanoid]

Two things about 5.3 that I want to say.

First, that the scene with shadow stalker “arresting” Taylor kinda pissed me off. She’s leaving a spot where she’s posted up with the MILITARY, to help deal with BOMB THREATS, in order to go tie someone up for a PETTY DISPUTE. Shit makes me feel like I’m going crazy.

Second, I feel like there’s some powercreep going on. As in, the main characters only have Rachel and kinda Taylor for firepower, while if you look at everyone else, the ABB has Lung and Bakuda, E88 has the Valkyrie girls, Purity, and probably a fee others, New Wave has Glory Girl, and I don’t think I need to explain the Wards and the Protectorate.

[yugirimistwalker]

The trolley is about to run over all sentient life in the galaxy. You cannot switch the tracks, but you can still save everyone’s lives by pulling one of three levers, all of which involve sacrificing yourself. The red lever will destroy all trolleys, but will also kill you as well as all public transportation across the galaxy. The blue lever will merge your own consciousness with all trolleys, allowing you to control them and stop the trolley from running everyone over. The green lever will use your body as a catalyst to synthesize organic life and public transportation together - organic life will no longer be stuck in the cycle of creating public transportation that rebels against its creators, and both forms of life will finally be free.

[whirligig-girl]

[zealotarchaeologist]

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

[mousegirlheart]

[bloodraven55]

once you recognise the ubiquitous and inevitable fandom life cycle it becomes much easier to free yourself from it and just keep enjoying things in a more healthy way while still thinking critically about them

[desolationlesbian]

my cat is completely obsessed with watching the bathroom sink drain and I have started calling this "her shows." as in when I'm in the bathroom and she meows and runs up I'll be like "oh you want to watch your shows?" and run the faucet for an extra few seconds so it fills a little. she will then sit there at the edge of the sink for ages totally entraptured by the drain. blorbo from her sink

[desolationlesbian]

her shows

[davidfangs]

I don't have a "privacy screen protector" I rawdog it with low brightness and holding my phone very close to my face thank you very much