Aasterism

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Director West: Need I remind you, Weaver, what happens when you interfere with a mission?

Weaver: … The mission gets completed?

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Skitter: Well I made this spider-silk friendship bracelet for you.

Bitch: Ah, you know I’m not really a jewelry person.

Skitter: You don’t have to wear it.

Bitch: No, I’m going to wear it forever, back off.

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Taylor: I am NOT a princess.

Glenn: If you wear silk and have an animal sidekick, you’re a princess.

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Skitter: Regent, that's not the point. Why did you think any of this would be a good idea?

Regent: Probably because I'm a dangerous psychopath with a history of violence.

Undersiders:...

Regent: I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.

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“I’m sick of numbers defining me. My GPA. My PSAT scores. My weight. My violent assault convictions. My grades. These things are not who I am.”

— Skitter

[chungledown-bimothy]

i genuinely don't think there's much, if anything, hotter than someone clearly having a blast doing something they're really good at. doesn't really matter what it is. the combo of competence and joy is absolutely lethal to me

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Cherish: There’s a tree out there growing wood for your coffin.  Regent: Bold of you to assume my body will be found. 

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“everyone who has ever died from anything is an idiot. I wouldn’t have done that.”

— Taylor Hebert

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Weaver: Well well well.  Clockblocker: You sound like a villain.  Weaver: What?  Clockblocker: With your "Well, well, well..."  Weaver: No, I said "Well well well."  Clockblocker: Yeah?  Weaver: "Well, well, well" is VERY different from "Well well well." 

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Citrine: Remember how upset you got when Tattletale ended an email with "thx" instead of thanks?  Accord visibly upset: Why would you bring that up?! 

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Hey guys, when you say something is for the girls and the gays, can you include me in that as well? The girls, the gays, and Brian. If it's not too much trouble. Thanks guys.  

Grue, to the Undersiders

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Swansong: I promised Antares I wouldn’t do anything stupid.

Swansong, softly: Sorry, Antares.

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im not the unreliable narrator im the narrator who stepped up  

Taylor

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excited Skitter noises

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Verona: I have cat-like reflexes.

Lucy: Prove it.

Verona: (points to a cat)

Verona: I like that cat.

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Alec: just had a fight with lung 

Alec: mightve been just a normal alligator honestly 

Alec: it was a komodo dragon at least 

Alec: there was a skink in my apartment

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Tecton: All right, to welcome our newest member let’s go around the circle and give our names and one fun fact about ourselves.

Weaver: I’m Weaver, and I’ve killed three PRT directors.

Tecton: Okay, let’s have slightly less fun with that fact.