i dunno

... just let me be

[the-memedaddy]

[secondclassvines]

[mongolian-ass-eater]

I see stuff like this every once in a while and it reminds me the kids are still alright

[knucklehead--mcspazatron]

I have no idea what is going on but I watched this like 20 times

[tastefullyoffensive]

[tropiuz-deactivated20200618]

why is this so fucky funny

[bitchvirgo]

big fan of water bottles tbh. you put water in them and then you can drink it and then you can put more in??? love it

[softsnot]

no one:

little kids at stores:

[writeouswriter]

Concept: We Didn’t Start the Fire, but instead it’s listing everything millennials have supposedly killed

[potatopothole-aka-stickyfigs]

Plastic straws, diamond trade, breakfast, lunch, mayonnaise, Honeymoons, handshakes, 9 to 5 jobs. Relationships, exorcism, news paper journalism, Marriage, dates, and divorce, canned tuna, intercourse.

Credit cards, hotels, stilettos, NFL, Chain restaurant business, saying “have a merry christmas”.

Real estate industry, private practice dentistry, Capitalism, napkins, hang-out sitcoms, bar soap.

We didn’t burn the world down, It’s the fault of boomers, They’re just making rumours.

[chekplaysminecraft]

Theory Time

The reason endermen don’t like it when you look at them is because they communicate telepathically with one another by locking eyes! Humans are absolutely not designed to do this so when we look at them we are accidentally projecting all of our thoughts into them at the same time and it hurts :(

[ice-block]

But like, since the player is not of the Minecraft world, the player is just what the use to explore it, what if it’s like:

Enderman: *looks at player’s eyes*

Player: 01010010 01100001 00100000 01110010 01100001 00100000 01010010 01100001 01110011 01110000 01110101 01110100 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01010010 01110101 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110001 01110101 01100101 01100101 01101110 00100000 01101111 01101000 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100101 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010 01101101 01100001 01101110

Enderman: oh ok *attacks player*

[tiny-slime]

[viostormcaller]

This kills me every single fucking time

[just-bears-here]

[lalalindu]

hyvä ja pyöreä….

[just-bears-here]

[bubbleberrih-deactivated2019080]

Pyöreä pikku karhu-pallo. Suloinen karvaturri. Pörröinen pallero. Todella hyvä karhu.

[just-bears-here]

[the-memedaddy]

[defender-of-fictional-women]

[hyperhedgehog]

[soft-puppy-boyfriend]

Another fun fact about Rebel Wilson is that she became an actor because she had a malaria induced vision of her winning an award. Otherwise, she’d have an amazing law career instead of an amazing acting career!

[just-shower-thoughts]

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

[heckshowerthoughts]

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

[transhumanist-viking-deactivate]

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? 

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.

Some dude:

[dontbeanassbutt]

K but have y’all seen what coconut crabs look like cause

Jesus Christ

[kentucky-fried-bucky]

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

Coconut Crab: I eat ze coconut

Some dude: cool, cool, got that

Coconut crab: zen I eat ze human

Some dude:

[p1euvoir]

Steven universe episode 1: Steven thinks his powers are activated by ice cream!

Steven universe episode 160: Steven’s Grandma Fucking Murders Him

[krzskhgjzhgjhdljzhgusyhyqafasfa]

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[frogitivity]

Welcome to Build-a-Frog!

Click here to enter

[we-willbe-thin]

gUyS please click the link you won’t regret it

[jayykesley]

@dangerously-human @thisbibliomaniac

[retrogamingblog]

Japanese Fan Artists challenged themselves to create 3D models of Pokemon in 5 minutes. These were the results

[gahdamnpunk]

It’s cause all dads speak in watermelon

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

Me, slapping a bothered watermelon in the Safeway produce section: Hnnng yea she riddy