Winter Willows

Just a random blueberry who makes posts sometimes...

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Possibly the best/worst thing I made last year?

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Imagine an AMV but it's just "Strange Things" by Randy Newman playing over footage of Werewolves...

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I hate getting colds anymore because any time I try to take in extra fluids I have to practically beg my body to use this fluid to rehydrate and 9 times out of 10 it just more of The Slime.

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New headcanon:

Papyrus and Sans sound like Scratch and Grounder from "Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog".

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You ever have one of those days where you walk outside and you're not sure if it's snowing or hailing out? Congratulations, you just experienced a snail storm.

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I'm Mr. Brown Christmas

I'm Mr. Poo

I'm Mr. Turd Water

I'm Mr. Number Two

Friends call me Stool Miser

Whatever I touch

Starts to stank in my clutch

I'm too much

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Confirmed: The Mario Flagpoles are female.

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Just realized something. If Donkey lives with Shrek in his swamp...

...would that make him a Swamp Ass?

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So this one time I made and sent some plushies of an online friend's OCs and he legit tried to send me a NINTENDO SWITCH as payment. Not even kidding. As soon as I opened it my heart absolutely SANK with guilt. Like, I only spent a short time making the plushies. It wasn't worth whatever he spent on the Switch. I felt so bad that I physically couldn't allow myself to keep it and I sent it back. Truly goes to show how kind little gestures can mean the world to someone.

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Introducing Froot Oops!

A clumsy part of this unbalanced breakfast!

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Fun Fact: "TAS" can stand for either "Tool-Assisted Speedrun" or "The Animated Series". You can create chaos by mixing them up.

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We need an Alfred Pennyworth game. I seriously want a game where you go around Wayne Manor and the BatCave cleaning, dusting, etc. UNTIL HALFWAY THROUGH when you find out that Batman has been killed or captured and you get to go absolutely apeshit at the various villains, possibly using your cleaning supplies to build an arsenal of weapons.

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Am I the only one who takes a sip of Baja Blast and immediately thinks of the Cinnamon Twists from Taco Bell? Like, I'm almost positive that there's some similarities in the flavors. Like, it can't just be me, right?

...right? ...anyone?

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Okay there's gotta be a Disney Multiverse or something...

Like, there's no way you could POSSIBLY expect me to believe that the Mickey Mouse from the newer Mickey Mouse Cartoons, the one from Kingdom Hearts, and the one from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse are ALL THE SAME GUY.

One's a chaotic gremlin, another is an expert magician and warrior, and the other is just plain old happy-go-lucky Mickey Mouse.

They can't possibly be the same guy, right?

RIGHT?

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Touch grass?

Oh.

I thought you said

Touch Glass

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Unpopular Opinion:

Using the Sans Undertale naming scheme on characters whom a franchise is named after makes it so much funnier.

For example:

-Kirby Kirby

-Garfield Garfield

-Harry Harry Potter

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Update:

So I think the ghost of Alexander Hamilton may be after me. The day after I posted No-Nose Hamilton I got a nosebleed. In both nostrils. This has literally never happened to me and I think he's angry I de-nosed him.