miebeu sersei

he/they || 9 sweepppps || adding to the comforrrrtable tactiles pile as we speak.... || (this is a rp blog!)

[purrliciousposer]

"RECONNECTION" is NEVER worth it

it can be,,,, deppppppppending on who it is

[ardentassimilation]

[purrliciousposer]

to bask in rrrreconnection orrrr to focuuuus on the task at hand

[ghastlymatchmaker]

long time no see haha yay

[purrliciousposer]

wherrrre have youuuu been???? youuuu fell off of the face of the pppplanet oh my gog

[ghastlymatchmaker]

ive been moving after my lovely lovely rich f„chsia matron constr„cted me (and my moirail) a new hive after deeming my last hive fo„l and „nliveable. and then i disappeared into the woods for a bit.

[purrliciousposer]

alrrrright............ youuuu ARRRRE safe,,,, corrrrrrrrect????

[ghastlymatchmaker]

:)

[purrliciousposer]

????

[ghastlymatchmaker]

long time no see haha yay

[purrliciousposer]

wherrrre have youuuu been???? youuuu fell off of the face of the pppplanet oh my gog

[ghastlymatchmaker]

ive been moving after my lovely lovely rich f„chsia matron constr„cted me (and my moirail) a new hive after deeming my last hive fo„l and „nliveable. and then i disappeared into the woods for a bit.

[purrliciousposer]

alrrrright............ youuuu ARRRRE safe,,,, corrrrrrrrect????

[ghastlymatchmaker]

long time no see haha yay

[purrliciousposer]

wherrrre have youuuu been???? youuuu fell off of the face of the pppplanet oh my gog

[thenewsoftheempire]

I have a grubsitter n•.w.

[purrliciousposer]

what did i miss????

did youuuu not have a suuuupppperrrrvisorrrr anyway????

[thenewsoftheempire]

Technically yes and n•.. I have s•.me•.ne wh•. will •.ccasi•.nally check in •.n my rep•.rts and my w•.rk, giving me advice •.n h•.w t•. make th•.se numbers even m•.re valuable, but f•.r the m•.st part he just let me d•. what i wanted t•. especially since i was a "g•.•.d n•.•.dle".

H•.wever, after numer•.us rep•.rts t•. the media branch (where i w•.rk) he has given me m•.re extensive security s•. i d•. n•.t further make a f•.•.l •.f myself.

N•.w my w•.rks have t•. be appr•.ved. Thankful, my "watcher", is super chill.

[purrliciousposer]

hopppefuuuully youuuu arrrre safe

[thenewsoftheempire]

I have a grubsitter n•.w.

[purrliciousposer]

what did i miss????

did youuuu not have a suuuupppperrrrvisorrrr anyway????

[purrliciousposer]

📥

* A box has suddenly appeared right in front of you.

* You cannot take or break it.

* You can only give.

* Please, put something on the box.

* What will you offer?

WARNING: Your choices will affect the outcome. Your actions will have consequences.

uuuum.... some snacks and blankets,,,, i suuuuppppose

[reasons-to-h8-lowbloods]

🧊 / 🥗🦄🖌️🖌️🌊🥗🦅 / 🎉🔨🦅 / 🧛🦅🐰🧶 / 🦴🦅🥗🎉 / 🎉🔨🧊👔🧄 / 🍎🦴🌊🦄🎉 / 🧲🧶 / ❓🦄🧊🐰🦘 / 🧊🥗 / 🎉🔨🍎🎉 / 🧛🦅🐰🧶 / 🪶🦅🧇 / 🖌️🦅🌊🖌️🍃🦅 / 🍎🐰🦅 / 🧄🌊🧊👔🧄 / 🎉🌊 / 🦴🌊🎉🔨🦅🐰 / 🎉🌊 / 🎉🐰🍎👔🥗🍃🍎🎉🦅 / 🧊🎉period / 🧶🌊🦄 / 🧇🌊👔apostrophe🎉 / 🦅🧛🦅👔 / 🦘👔🌊🧇 / 🧇🔨🍎🎉 / 🎉🔨🧊🥗 / 🧲🦅🍎👔🥗exclamation mark / 🍎👔🧶🧇🍎🧶🥗comma / 🧲🦄🌵🔨 / 🍃🌊🧛🦅 / 🎉🌊 / 🍃🌊🧇🦴🍃🌊🌊🎯🥗comma / 🍎🍃🍃 / 🌊🪶 / 🧶🌊🦄exclamation mark

minus sign / 👔🧊🧲🧊🌊👔 / 🧛period

@scowltomelogin

I'm nuot goinug to bother tryinug tu figunre ount wut that meanus. Sorry that happenued. Unnuless it's gud. Thenu I guness I'm happy for youn? Anuyways funck lowbluds lol.

[grumblr-translations]

[scowltomelogin - every letter is an emoji:] I suppose the very best thing about my quirk is that very few people are going to bother to translate it. You won't ever know what this means! Anyways, much love to lowbloods, all of you!

-Nimion V.

[reasons-to-h8-lowbloods]

are u funckinug kiddinug me

[purrliciousposer]

> >

[tatturmemes]

//OOC: PSA

Doesn’t matter if we’ve never interacted, if we’ve interacted once, or a BILLION times. Doesn’t matter if we have zero threads or FIVE BILLION. 

ALWAYS feel free to spam my ask box with in character asks, questions, or starters. 

ALWAYS feel free to spam my inbox with ask box memes!

ALWAYS feel free to tag/@mention me in memes.

ALWAYS feel free to tag/@mention me in quizzes. 

ALWAYS feel free to tag/@mention me in posts you want me to see!

ALWAYS feel free to tag/@mention me in posts that remind you of me/my muse.

ALWAYS feel free to tag/@mention me in stuff, period! 

ALWAYS feel free to start an interaction with my muse!

ALWAYS feel free to suggest a plot for our muses. 

ALWAYS feel free to send me an OOC message in DMs or in Asks.

I LOVE that stuff. YOU’RE NOT BEING ANNOYING. IT MAKES MY DAY. Talk to me! I love it! :D 

[reasons-to-h8-lowbloods]

Hullooooo Grumblr! It’s abount time somebudy made this! Ever nueed a gud reasonu tu avoid a lowblud ur frienuds swear is “totully cool”? Ever wanut a bruntal way tu tunrnu downu onue withount cunllinug them? Junst onu the fenuce abount how youn feel? This is the blog for u!

My nuame is Dazaji, anud I’m here tu give u all the reasonus why nuot to like lowbluds!

A littul abount me is that I’m a midblud (nuot sayinug which!), I unse She/Hur pronuounnus (Yunp! She/Hur/Hur/Hurs/Hurself), anud I’m anu aunspitenuce for a pair! (Anu inudigoblud anud a goldblud, blegh.)

My inubox is always openu for reasonus tu hate lowbluds! Depenudinug onu the reasonu, I’ll rate it #askers reason, #good reason, #bad reason, #ok reason, #weird reason, #sad reason, #quad reason, #legal reason, #personal reason, #historical reason, #biological reason, #lowblood reason, anud more tu cum!

Feel free tu ask abount my qunirk at anuy time!

Here's the template I unse!

[bloodlesscecropia]

Perhæps yøu shøuld remøve yøurself æs æn æuspistice if yøu cæn’t truly mediæte due tø yøur persønæl biæses. Yøur views will ultimætely leæd tø the pitch relætiønship becøming hærmful when it’s yøur respønsibility æs the æuspistice tø either guide it tø æ heælthy kismesissitude ør tø æn æmicæble end. Yøur jøb is hærm reductiøn, but every secønd yøu “mediæte”, yøu put thæt gøldbløød in dænger.

Friendly ædvice frøm æ felløw midbløød :)

[reasons-to-h8-lowbloods]

I canu mediate junst finue, franukly. If there was anuy issune, I wounld knuow. It’s nuot like Goldbluds canu evenu hide their feelinugs anuy well.

Franukly, my dislike for lowbluds has onuly made my abilities bettur. I canu tell exsctly why stereotypes they’re slotting themself inuto or whay their kismesis is seeinug them as. Knuowinug the reasonus tu hate is key tu knuowinug wut is anud wut isnut reasonuable.

I’ve beenu able to shift their “complainuts” from how the gold is “tu hyperactive and lound” tu actunal gripes onu their character (which is still bunllshit LUL that’s why I’m here)

[bloodlesscecropia]

Øw wøw yøur pæn is wæy up yøur æss huh. Tell me yøu hæve æn inferiørity cømplex withøut telling me yøu hæve æn inferiørity cømplex. Ceruleæn prøbæbly y’æll wish yøu were cønsidered true highbløøds SØ bæd yøu’ll lick æny bøøt før æ hit øf æpprøvæl. Yøu’re nøt wørth ærguing with sø I’m just gønnæ stært cørrecting yøur græmmær.

1. It’d be “very well”, nøt “æny well”

2. Exæctly whæt stereøtypes, nøt why.

3. This isn’t græmmær but the kind øf hætred yøu hæve is never reæsønæble, it cømes frøm æ plæce øf insecurity.

4. I cæn’t even pick up the pættern thæt dictætes høw yøur weird æss quirk wørks. I ælreædy mentiøned thæt yøu wrøte “cum” when yøu definitely meænt “cøme”, but ælsø yøu wrøte “tu”, which I presume is meænt tø be “tø”, in which cæse whæt yøu ÆCTUÆLLY meænt wæs “tøø”, ør “tuu” in yøur quirk.

[terrible-quirk-ideas]

_Not commmmenting on the other parts of this because I don't care, but OP has a terrible quirk to read, so it belongs on the blog_

[bloodlesscecropia]

Ømg hiiiiiiii hi mønærch :3

[purrliciousposer]

omg hi lyrrrrcec

[purrliciousposer]

hoppppefuuuully i can rrrrest soon it feels like the worrrrk is neverrrr done :[[[[

[purrliciousposer]

reblogs encouoraged || ooc post

hi howdy hello i wanted to hop on here to make a few boundaries known because it seems now it may be a little necessary to do so. i am here to have fun and while i am having fun, there are some blogs exhibiting traits and behaviors that make me uncomfortable being here. its boundary time.

i understand casteism/troll racism or whatever the hell you want to call it is an important and canon facet of homestuck and especially alternian culture. in fact, this as an isolated subject isnt something that really bothers me. its a part of the scene. however, it often gets exaggerated to an excessive and highly uncomfortable degree that makes it hard to want to participate with a good chunk of the blogs on here.

to be clear: casteism is its own thing, but i absolutely refuse to be the butt of someone else's power play and to be demeaned if i stand up for myself (in or out of character), especially given that some are far too comfortable/too into taking casteism on this site too far.

if you take things too far for me, i am absolutely willing and will discuss it privately with you. but if i reach out to inform you "hey that was a bit much" or that i am uncomfortable and you consistantly continue to exhibit behaviors that caused the issue, i will block you. i am completely okay with cutting people's access to rp-ing with me if it means i get to have my peace and continue having fun here.

luckily im in a position where i havent had (much) personal experience that is spurring this on, but i am absolutely going to be enforcing this moving foward.

theres a difference between canon compliant negativity and generally being not fun to rp with/poorly masked bigotry. i dont enjoy it when my lowblood characters are told that theyre worthless just because theyre lowbloods, and when my highblood characters are told theyre the worst oppressive force known to man just because theyre highbloods.

have a good one yall. stay safe and have fun, and dont forget to take care of yourselves <3

[ghastlymatchmaker]

omg now that i'm not bound to alternia i can change this ugly ass format

IM FREEEEE I CAN BE PINK AGAIN!!!!!

[ghastlymatchmaker]

IM PINK AGAIN!!!!! YAAAAAY!!!!!!

[purrliciousposer]

glad to see youuuu get to be ppppink again :D

[ghastlymatchmaker]

thank you! i forgot how much i missed being in the grass without fear of a common murderer being on the loose!

[purrliciousposer]

im happppppppy youuuurrrre safe :D

[ghastlymatchmaker]

omg now that i'm not bound to alternia i can change this ugly ass format

IM FREEEEE I CAN BE PINK AGAIN!!!!!

[ghastlymatchmaker]

IM PINK AGAIN!!!!! YAAAAAY!!!!!!

[purrliciousposer]

glad to see youuuu get to be ppppink again :D

[ardentassimilation]

0h g0d. 0kay. Any0ne wh0 understands c0mplex first-aid, please c0ntact me immediately. I have a few questi0ns.

[purrliciousposer]

what... did youuuu do????