Yes, finally you can see Lyrcec’s gay little face in all his green little glory. And with it, I want to present a little information about the headcanons I’m using with this blog!
Edit 2: Figured I’d plug some of my other blogs here- @ilickedyoursaltlamp is where I usually just reblog whatever I find on my dash. @saltlamplickin is my art blog.
Without further ado, here’s the new pic!
And under the cut, you’ll find my headcanons! This post may be updated from time to time to include new ones, ones I forgot, etc.
Headcanons/stuff that might be canon? Maybe. I’m going from memory. Who cares?
Mutations are varied, not just limited to blood color like Karkat’s. Traits from one caste may occasionally appear in others, but are usually culled out.
Trolls have tails! Varied in shape and length based on caste, but usually resemble a lion’s or goats. Goldbloods have two.
Jadebloods live in cloisters, raised by other jadebloods. Having a lusus is pretty much only for descendants of the Dolorosa.
Multiple fuchsias can and do exist! Male fuchsias do as well, but are not eligible to take the throne, as the Empire is strictly a matriarchy. The Heiresses duke it out on their own before the strongest challenges
Male fuchsias are treated about the same as a violetblood in terms of social status, but are rarely seen. They tend to just mind their own business.
On a side note to this headcanon, I do have a character who takes care of male fuchsia grubs, because fuchsia lusii are basically nonexistent- it’s really just Gl’bgolyb. If y’all are interested, I may make a blog for that? The whole premise is like. Sitcom shenanigans of a family of adoptive brothers being raised by a troll who is if Spencer from iCarly were a surfer dude. Let me know if you want to hear more about that.
Edit: My partner and I did end up making a blog for this concept! You can check it out @dudebropartysassacre3 , and meet the first of the fuchsia bros, Ramzes Uksayo! Bonus points if you get the reference in the URL.
Right, we’re vægueing nøw. The truth is, El, he isn’t sæfe with yøu. It cømes with the territøry øn this plænet when yøu’re in æ relætiønship with æs big øf æ cæste dispærity æs yøurs. Yøu øbjectively høld møre financiæl, søciæl, ænd pøliticæl pøwer thæn he ever will ænd yøu seem perhæps willfully øbliviøus tø thæt. I get thæt it’s nøt pleæsænt tø think æbøut, but whætever is gøing øn is ælmøst certæinly linked tø it. Yøu wænt things tø be øk with Sec? Think æbøut his pøsitiøn. Imægine før æ møment thæt yøu’re stæring døwn the bærrel øf whætever this is, insteæd øf stænding øn the trigger side. It døesn’t tæke æ psychic ør æ seer tø knøw thæt yøur æscensiøn dæys will be very different.
highblood2 are fucking in2ane you had to do thi2 one day after my wriggling day???????? you 2trung me along for 2 2weep2 but you couldnt wait a 2ingle wipe to do thi2???????? fucking ok.. OK
TWO 2WEEP2 MAY NOT BE A LOT FOR YOU BUT IT I2 FOR ME and you knew what you were getting into NOBODY WA2 FORCING YOU it wa2 YOUR OWN CHOICE whatever.. whatever FUCKING WHATEVER im done.. im 2o done
"= you've heard of death threats. now here comes. 'depth threats'. where a seadweller threatens you with dragging down to the bottom (survival kit or not), which, is also a death threat but it's punnish so i'm sure someone'll do it. ="
the moment im free from this fucking fatigue im riding your dick till you see the night sky. until hes able to identify every known constellation. until he's a husk of his former self. zoo wee mama.
who the fuck are you talking about???? what i2 thi2 pronoun u2age??????
Interestin’, considerin’ my Jade matesprit is a man and alwways has been… That troll seems a bit murky in the pan… Maybe they’vve had a bit too much of the old hallucinogenic algae…? Or wwhatevver the cavvern-equivvalent is…!
Næh kid the cæverns ære ØUR territøry, we hæve the æuthørity døwn there. Yøu definitely hæve the right tø tell the guy tø leæve. Øutside trølls shøuldn’t even be ælløwed in! He shøuld nøt hæve been æble tø get in. Før øur sæfety, the grubs sæfety, ænd their øwn. I’d tæke it up with yøur sectør’s mætriærch ænd hæve sømeøne check the security drønes stætiøned æt the entrænce.
