EMPIRE NEWS

WEEKLY NEWS FROM THE EMPIRES MOST LOYAL. 📷

[thenewsoftheempire]

This just in! An Alien search p•.ster has been released t•. the public! It reads:

")(HAVE YOU SEEN THIS A~LIEN?>

)(IF YOU SEE SOME~THING, SAY SOME~THING.>

)(STRICT NO CULL OR~DERS.>

)(THE EM~PIRE NEEDS IT A~LIVE.>"

D•. Y•.U SEE THIS ALIEN? This is a creature •.f nightmares! N•.t •.ne t•. waste pity •.! If y•.u d•. y•.u may JUST BE ITS NEXT VICTIM!

these creatures, these ALIENS, are kn•.wn as HUMANS. They shamelessly ST•.MP GRUBS, they EAT THE B•.NES •.F Y•.UR LUSUS, and they WILL N•.T heed the w•.rd •.f reas•.n!!

•.nlu the Empress can save us n•.w!

[thenewsoftheempire]

I have a grubsitter n•.w.

[purrliciousposer]

what did i miss????

did youuuu not have a suuuupppperrrrvisorrrr anyway????

[thenewsoftheempire]

Technically yes and n•.. I have s•.me•.ne wh•. will •.ccasi•.nally check in •.n my rep•.rts and my w•.rk, giving me advice •.n h•.w t•. make th•.se numbers even m•.re valuable, but f•.r the m•.st part he just let me d•. what i wanted t•. especially since i was a "g•.•.d n•.•.dle".

H•.wever, after numer•.us rep•.rts t•. the media branch (where i w•.rk) he has given me m•.re extensive security s•. i d•. n•.t further make a f•.•.l •.f myself.

N•.w my w•.rks have t•. be appr•.ved. Thankful, my "watcher", is super chill.

[purrliciousposer]

hopppefuuuully youuuu arrrre safe

[thenewsoftheempire]

As safe as i can be in a place like this.

[thenewsoftheempire]

I have a grubsitter n•.w.

[purrliciousposer]

what did i miss????

did youuuu not have a suuuupppperrrrvisorrrr anyway????

[thenewsoftheempire]

Technically yes and n•.. I have s•.me•.ne wh•. will •.ccasi•.nally check in •.n my rep•.rts and my w•.rk, giving me advice •.n h•.w t•. make th•.se numbers even m•.re valuable, but f•.r the m•.st part he just let me d•. what i wanted t•. especially since i was a "g•.•.d n•.•.dle".

H•.wever, after numer•.us rep•.rts t•. the media branch (where i w•.rk) he has given me m•.re extensive security s•. i d•. n•.t further make a f•.•.l •.f myself.

N•.w my w•.rks have t•. be appr•.ved. Thankful, my "watcher", is super chill.

[thenewsoftheempire]

I have a grubsitter n•.w.

[thenewsoftheempire]

(quirk masking.) who is your... superior? not referencing the empress, just to note. i believe they are teal?

•.ne •.f them are. there are tw•. in the CC&CS, a teal and a fuchsia. i kn•.w the teal, M•.tyak, has an acc•.unt •.n here and was chattering a bit ab•.ut me.

[thenewsoftheempire]

sometimes people just. like bees. they're not for anything. they're just there

Fuck the bees. Fuck mustard bl•.•.ds t•.•..

[aloofphantasm]

forwards this to miebeu asap woof woof

[thenewsoftheempire]

he's a smart l•.wbl•.•.d he'll get a kick •.ut •.f it i think.

[aloofphantasm]

nah bro woof hes the sensitive sort woof woof hes gonna read "fuck mustard bloods too" and cry his little ganderbulbs out woof

[starriestnighttime]

⟡d b⟡ sh⟡ck⟡d ⟡f h⟡ d⟡dnt r⟡n t⟡ ⟡ dr⟡n⟡ ⟡f y⟡⟡r⟡ c⟡tch⟡ng my dr⟡ft

[thenewsoftheempire]

•.kay send him •.ver then i can make it up t•. him if it hurt his feelings that bad.

i used vague language f•.r a reas•.n, d•.uble entendre ifykwim

[aloofphantasm]

and let him get murked by your sorry ass no thanks woof woof already sent him the original post tho lmao woof

[thenewsoftheempire]

i'll place caegar •.n him getting a giggle •.ut of it.

[aloofphantasm]

sounds like a threat im telling woof im telling that youre threatening him woof woof im telling him im telling ronova im telling everyone woof woof

[thenewsoftheempire]

I w•.rk f•.r the empire. •.f c•.urse im threatening him and by pr•.xy threatening y•.u and y•.ur teal matesprit.

Dr•.nes heading y•.ur way, s•.rry n•.t s•.rry.

[aloofphantasm]

yawn do you think im that gullible woof the threatening part i believe but tbh i refuse to believe youre important enough to the empire / that me, miebs, and my teal FRIEND pose a big enough threat to the empire to get drone strikes on a weekday lmao woof woof youre so easy to ragebait lmao woof

[thenewsoftheempire]

y•.u wanna hate fuck me s•. bad y•.u're literally baiting me? wh•. w•.uld've th•.ught

i bet y•.u're als•. •.ne •.f th•.se l•.wbl•.•.ds wh•. want a highbl•.•.d quad. lma•.•.•. y•.ur s•. desperate

[aloofphantasm]

lmaaaaooooo bro is sooooo mad woof i aint gonna "erm i dont want to hate fuck you!!!1!" cuz lonely ass trolls who fall for ragebait dont believe it when people dont want them like that so think what you want lmaaaaooooo woof woof and the empress deemed your sorry nook employable? woof

[thenewsoftheempire]

y•.u can st•.p with the flattery 😍

we sh•.ld have matching <3< in •.ur bi•.s. d•. y•.u want me t•. tag y•.u t•.•.? y•.u want t•. be featured •.n new•.ftheempire?

[aloofphantasm]

fuck it bro why not woof lets make matching hateship bracelets and everything and be so so so super obnoxious and blinded by the spades in our eyes until our peers cull us for being soooooo annoying about it pookums 😍😍 woof woof but you should knoooow im the jealous type so so very jealous so you cant have any other quads no no woof!! only me woof woof!!!! no other quads nope woof dont care about the drones woof woof!!!! eat my nook woof

[thenewsoftheempire]

y•.u're literally s•. crazyyy •.mg ♠️♠️♠️♠️!!!!

ill get ur face a tatt•.•. s•. we'll always be t•.gether!! ♠️♠️ i literally cant live with•.ut y•.u spadesyy ♠️♠️ !! and •.f c•.urse i w•.nt have any •.ther quads and neither will y•.u bc i'll falsify a rebelli•.n n•.tic and have the dr•.nes cull y•.u and y•.ur teal matesprit !! ♠️♠️

♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️

[aloofphantasm]

omg its literally so cutie and perfect she was never my matesprit woof woof♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️ face tattoos and bracelets and omg lets make a bloodpact woofwoof♠️♠️♠️♠️ isnt that so hateful and ill even make sure i have my own rebellion to go against yours lets have a full out war woof woof woof ♠️♠️♠️♠️ lets put the summoner's uprising to shame woof woof ♠️♠️♠️♠️

[thenewsoftheempire]

yessss omgggg ♠️♠️♠️♠️

he gets itttt ♠️♠️♠️♠️

[aloofphantasm]

yesssss woof woof ♠️♠️♠️♠️

[invertedromance2]

yall ever heard about thi2 feature on every app called dm2 ??

[thenewsoftheempire]

y•.u wanna j•.in?

[invertedromance2]

FUCK no

[thenewsoftheempire]

sometimes people just. like bees. they're not for anything. they're just there

Fuck the bees. Fuck mustard bl•.•.ds t•.•..

[aloofphantasm]

forwards this to miebeu asap woof woof

[thenewsoftheempire]

he's a smart l•.wbl•.•.d he'll get a kick •.ut •.f it i think.

[aloofphantasm]

nah bro woof hes the sensitive sort woof woof hes gonna read "fuck mustard bloods too" and cry his little ganderbulbs out woof

[starriestnighttime]

⟡d b⟡ sh⟡ck⟡d ⟡f h⟡ d⟡dnt r⟡n t⟡ ⟡ dr⟡n⟡ ⟡f y⟡⟡r⟡ c⟡tch⟡ng my dr⟡ft

[thenewsoftheempire]

•.kay send him •.ver then i can make it up t•. him if it hurt his feelings that bad.

i used vague language f•.r a reas•.n, d•.uble entendre ifykwim

[aloofphantasm]

and let him get murked by your sorry ass no thanks woof woof already sent him the original post tho lmao woof

[thenewsoftheempire]

i'll place caegar •.n him getting a giggle •.ut of it.

[aloofphantasm]

sounds like a threat im telling woof im telling that youre threatening him woof woof im telling him im telling ronova im telling everyone woof woof

[thenewsoftheempire]

I w•.rk f•.r the empire. •.f c•.urse im threatening him and by pr•.xy threatening y•.u and y•.ur teal matesprit.

Dr•.nes heading y•.ur way, s•.rry n•.t s•.rry.

[aloofphantasm]

yawn do you think im that gullible woof the threatening part i believe but tbh i refuse to believe youre important enough to the empire / that me, miebs, and my teal FRIEND pose a big enough threat to the empire to get drone strikes on a weekday lmao woof woof youre so easy to ragebait lmao woof

[thenewsoftheempire]

y•.u wanna hate fuck me s•. bad y•.u're literally baiting me? wh•. w•.uld've th•.ught

i bet y•.u're als•. •.ne •.f th•.se l•.wbl•.•.ds wh•. want a highbl•.•.d quad. lma•.•.•. y•.ur s•. desperate

[aloofphantasm]

lmaaaaooooo bro is sooooo mad woof i aint gonna "erm i dont want to hate fuck you!!!1!" cuz lonely ass trolls who fall for ragebait dont believe it when people dont want them like that so think what you want lmaaaaooooo woof woof and the empress deemed your sorry nook employable? woof

[thenewsoftheempire]

y•.u can st•.p with the flattery 😍

we sh•.ld have matching <3< in •.ur bi•.s. d•. y•.u want me t•. tag y•.u t•.•.? y•.u want t•. be featured •.n new•.ftheempire?

[aloofphantasm]

fuck it bro why not woof lets make matching hateship bracelets and everything and be so so so super obnoxious and blinded by the spades in our eyes until our peers cull us for being soooooo annoying about it pookums 😍😍 woof woof but you should knoooow im the jealous type so so very jealous so you cant have any other quads no no woof!! only me woof woof!!!! no other quads nope woof dont care about the drones woof woof!!!! eat my nook woof

[thenewsoftheempire]

y•.u're literally s•. crazyyy •.mg ♠️♠️♠️♠️!!!!

ill get ur face a tatt•.•. s•. we'll always be t•.gether!! ♠️♠️ i literally cant live with•.ut y•.u spadesyy ♠️♠️ !! and •.f c•.urse i w•.nt have any •.ther quads and neither will y•.u bc i'll falsify a rebelli•.n n•.tic and have the dr•.nes cull y•.u and y•.ur teal matesprit !! ♠️♠️

♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️

[aloofphantasm]

omg its literally so cutie and perfect she was never my matesprit woof woof♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️ face tattoos and bracelets and omg lets make a bloodpact woofwoof♠️♠️♠️♠️ isnt that so hateful and ill even make sure i have my own rebellion to go against yours lets have a full out war woof woof woof ♠️♠️♠️♠️ lets put the summoner's uprising to shame woof woof ♠️♠️♠️♠️

[thenewsoftheempire]

yessss omgggg ♠️♠️♠️♠️

he gets itttt ♠️♠️♠️♠️

[aloofphantasm]

yesssss woof woof ♠️♠️♠️♠️

[invertedromance2]

yall ever heard about thi2 feature on every app called dm2 ??

[thenewsoftheempire]

y•.u wanna j•.in?

[thenewsoftheempire]

sometimes people just. like bees. they're not for anything. they're just there

Fuck the bees. Fuck mustard bl•.•.ds t•.•..

[aloofphantasm]

forwards this to miebeu asap woof woof

[thenewsoftheempire]

he's a smart l•.wbl•.•.d he'll get a kick •.ut •.f it i think.

[aloofphantasm]

nah bro woof hes the sensitive sort woof woof hes gonna read "fuck mustard bloods too" and cry his little ganderbulbs out woof

[starriestnighttime]

⟡d b⟡ sh⟡ck⟡d ⟡f h⟡ d⟡dnt r⟡n t⟡ ⟡ dr⟡n⟡ ⟡f y⟡⟡r⟡ c⟡tch⟡ng my dr⟡ft

[thenewsoftheempire]

•.kay send him •.ver then i can make it up t•. him if it hurt his feelings that bad.

i used vague language f•.r a reas•.n, d•.uble entendre ifykwim

[aloofphantasm]

and let him get murked by your sorry ass no thanks woof woof already sent him the original post tho lmao woof

[thenewsoftheempire]

i'll place caegar •.n him getting a giggle •.ut of it.

[aloofphantasm]

sounds like a threat im telling woof im telling that youre threatening him woof woof im telling him im telling ronova im telling everyone woof woof

[thenewsoftheempire]

I w•.rk f•.r the empire. •.f c•.urse im threatening him and by pr•.xy threatening y•.u and y•.ur teal matesprit.

Dr•.nes heading y•.ur way, s•.rry n•.t s•.rry.

[aloofphantasm]

yawn do you think im that gullible woof the threatening part i believe but tbh i refuse to believe youre important enough to the empire / that me, miebs, and my teal FRIEND pose a big enough threat to the empire to get drone strikes on a weekday lmao woof woof youre so easy to ragebait lmao woof

[thenewsoftheempire]

y•.u wanna hate fuck me s•. bad y•.u're literally baiting me? wh•. w•.uld've th•.ught

i bet y•.u're als•. •.ne •.f th•.se l•.wbl•.•.ds wh•. want a highbl•.•.d quad. lma•.•.•. y•.ur s•. desperate

[aloofphantasm]

lmaaaaooooo bro is sooooo mad woof i aint gonna "erm i dont want to hate fuck you!!!1!" cuz lonely ass trolls who fall for ragebait dont believe it when people dont want them like that so think what you want lmaaaaooooo woof woof and the empress deemed your sorry nook employable? woof

[thenewsoftheempire]

y•.u can st•.p with the flattery 😍

we sh•.ld have matching <3< in •.ur bi•.s. d•. y•.u want me t•. tag y•.u t•.•.? y•.u want t•. be featured •.n new•.ftheempire?

[aloofphantasm]

fuck it bro why not woof lets make matching hateship bracelets and everything and be so so so super obnoxious and blinded by the spades in our eyes until our peers cull us for being soooooo annoying about it pookums 😍😍 woof woof but you should knoooow im the jealous type so so very jealous so you cant have any other quads no no woof!! only me woof woof!!!! no other quads nope woof dont care about the drones woof woof!!!! eat my nook woof

[thenewsoftheempire]

y•.u're literally s•. crazyyy •.mg ♠️♠️♠️♠️!!!!

ill get ur face a tatt•.•. s•. we'll always be t•.gether!! ♠️♠️ i literally cant live with•.ut y•.u spadesyy ♠️♠️ !! and •.f c•.urse i w•.nt have any •.ther quads and neither will y•.u bc i'll falsify a rebelli•.n n•.tic and have the dr•.nes cull y•.u and y•.ur teal matesprit !! ♠️♠️

♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️

[aloofphantasm]

omg its literally so cutie and perfect she was never my matesprit woof woof♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️ face tattoos and bracelets and omg lets make a bloodpact woofwoof♠️♠️♠️♠️ isnt that so hateful and ill even make sure i have my own rebellion to go against yours lets have a full out war woof woof woof ♠️♠️♠️♠️ lets put the summoner's uprising to shame woof woof ♠️♠️♠️♠️

[thenewsoftheempire]

yessss omgggg ♠️♠️♠️♠️

he gets itttt ♠️♠️♠️♠️

[thenewsoftheempire]

sometimes people just. like bees. they're not for anything. they're just there

Fuck the bees. Fuck mustard bl•.•.ds t•.•..

[aloofphantasm]

forwards this to miebeu asap woof woof

[thenewsoftheempire]

he's a smart l•.wbl•.•.d he'll get a kick •.ut •.f it i think.

[aloofphantasm]

nah bro woof hes the sensitive sort woof woof hes gonna read "fuck mustard bloods too" and cry his little ganderbulbs out woof

[starriestnighttime]

⟡d b⟡ sh⟡ck⟡d ⟡f h⟡ d⟡dnt r⟡n t⟡ ⟡ dr⟡n⟡ ⟡f y⟡⟡r⟡ c⟡tch⟡ng my dr⟡ft

[thenewsoftheempire]

•.kay send him •.ver then i can make it up t•. him if it hurt his feelings that bad.

i used vague language f•.r a reas•.n, d•.uble entendre ifykwim

[aloofphantasm]

and let him get murked by your sorry ass no thanks woof woof already sent him the original post tho lmao woof

[thenewsoftheempire]

i'll place caegar •.n him getting a giggle •.ut of it.

[aloofphantasm]

sounds like a threat im telling woof im telling that youre threatening him woof woof im telling him im telling ronova im telling everyone woof woof

[thenewsoftheempire]

I w•.rk f•.r the empire. •.f c•.urse im threatening him and by pr•.xy threatening y•.u and y•.ur teal matesprit.

Dr•.nes heading y•.ur way, s•.rry n•.t s•.rry.

[aloofphantasm]

yawn do you think im that gullible woof the threatening part i believe but tbh i refuse to believe youre important enough to the empire / that me, miebs, and my teal FRIEND pose a big enough threat to the empire to get drone strikes on a weekday lmao woof woof youre so easy to ragebait lmao woof

[thenewsoftheempire]

y•.u wanna hate fuck me s•. bad y•.u're literally baiting me? wh•. w•.uld've th•.ught

i bet y•.u're als•. •.ne •.f th•.se l•.wbl•.•.ds wh•. want a highbl•.•.d quad. lma•.•.•. y•.ur s•. desperate

[aloofphantasm]

lmaaaaooooo bro is sooooo mad woof i aint gonna "erm i dont want to hate fuck you!!!1!" cuz lonely ass trolls who fall for ragebait dont believe it when people dont want them like that so think what you want lmaaaaooooo woof woof and the empress deemed your sorry nook employable? woof

[thenewsoftheempire]

y•.u can st•.p with the flattery 😍

we sh•.ld have matching <3< in •.ur bi•.s. d•. y•.u want me t•. tag y•.u t•.•.? y•.u want t•. be featured •.n new•.ftheempire?

[aloofphantasm]

fuck it bro why not woof lets make matching hateship bracelets and everything and be so so so super obnoxious and blinded by the spades in our eyes until our peers cull us for being soooooo annoying about it pookums 😍😍 woof woof but you should knoooow im the jealous type so so very jealous so you cant have any other quads no no woof!! only me woof woof!!!! no other quads nope woof dont care about the drones woof woof!!!! eat my nook woof

[thenewsoftheempire]

y•.u're literally s•. crazyyy •.mg ♠️♠️♠️♠️!!!!

ill get ur face a tatt•.•. s•. we'll always be t•.gether!! ♠️♠️ i literally cant live with•.ut y•.u spadesyy ♠️♠️ !! and •.f c•.urse i w•.nt have any •.ther quads and neither will y•.u bc i'll falsify a rebelli•.n n•.tic and have the dr•.nes cull y•.u and y•.ur teal matesprit !! ♠️♠️

♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️

[thenewsoftheempire]

sometimes people just. like bees. they're not for anything. they're just there

Fuck the bees. Fuck mustard bl•.•.ds t•.•..

[aloofphantasm]

forwards this to miebeu asap woof woof

[thenewsoftheempire]

he's a smart l•.wbl•.•.d he'll get a kick •.ut •.f it i think.

[aloofphantasm]

nah bro woof hes the sensitive sort woof woof hes gonna read "fuck mustard bloods too" and cry his little ganderbulbs out woof

[starriestnighttime]

⟡d b⟡ sh⟡ck⟡d ⟡f h⟡ d⟡dnt r⟡n t⟡ ⟡ dr⟡n⟡ ⟡f y⟡⟡r⟡ c⟡tch⟡ng my dr⟡ft

[thenewsoftheempire]

•.kay send him •.ver then i can make it up t•. him if it hurt his feelings that bad.

i used vague language f•.r a reas•.n, d•.uble entendre ifykwim

[aloofphantasm]

and let him get murked by your sorry ass no thanks woof woof already sent him the original post tho lmao woof

[thenewsoftheempire]

i'll place caegar •.n him getting a giggle •.ut of it.

[aloofphantasm]

sounds like a threat im telling woof im telling that youre threatening him woof woof im telling him im telling ronova im telling everyone woof woof

[thenewsoftheempire]

I w•.rk f•.r the empire. •.f c•.urse im threatening him and by pr•.xy threatening y•.u and y•.ur teal matesprit.

Dr•.nes heading y•.ur way, s•.rry n•.t s•.rry.

[aloofphantasm]

yawn do you think im that gullible woof the threatening part i believe but tbh i refuse to believe youre important enough to the empire / that me, miebs, and my teal FRIEND pose a big enough threat to the empire to get drone strikes on a weekday lmao woof woof youre so easy to ragebait lmao woof

[thenewsoftheempire]

y•.u wanna hate fuck me s•. bad y•.u're literally baiting me? wh•. w•.uld've th•.ught

i bet y•.u're als•. •.ne •.f th•.se l•.wbl•.•.ds wh•. want a highbl•.•.d quad. lma•.•.•. y•.ur s•. desperate

[aloofphantasm]

lmaaaaooooo bro is sooooo mad woof i aint gonna "erm i dont want to hate fuck you!!!1!" cuz lonely ass trolls who fall for ragebait dont believe it when people dont want them like that so think what you want lmaaaaooooo woof woof and the empress deemed your sorry nook employable? woof

[thenewsoftheempire]

y•.u can st•.p with the flattery 😍

we sh•.ld have matching <3< in •.ur bi•.s. d•. y•.u want me t•. tag y•.u t•.•.? y•.u want t•. be featured •.n new•.ftheempire?

[thenewsoftheempire]

sometimes people just. like bees. they're not for anything. they're just there

Fuck the bees. Fuck mustard bl•.•.ds t•.•..

[aloofphantasm]

forwards this to miebeu asap woof woof

[thenewsoftheempire]

he's a smart l•.wbl•.•.d he'll get a kick •.ut •.f it i think.

[aloofphantasm]

nah bro woof hes the sensitive sort woof woof hes gonna read "fuck mustard bloods too" and cry his little ganderbulbs out woof

[starriestnighttime]

⟡d b⟡ sh⟡ck⟡d ⟡f h⟡ d⟡dnt r⟡n t⟡ ⟡ dr⟡n⟡ ⟡f y⟡⟡r⟡ c⟡tch⟡ng my dr⟡ft

[thenewsoftheempire]

•.kay send him •.ver then i can make it up t•. him if it hurt his feelings that bad.

i used vague language f•.r a reas•.n, d•.uble entendre ifykwim

[aloofphantasm]

and let him get murked by your sorry ass no thanks woof woof already sent him the original post tho lmao woof

[thenewsoftheempire]

i'll place caegar •.n him getting a giggle •.ut of it.

[aloofphantasm]

sounds like a threat im telling woof im telling that youre threatening him woof woof im telling him im telling ronova im telling everyone woof woof

[thenewsoftheempire]

I w•.rk f•.r the empire. •.f c•.urse im threatening him and by pr•.xy threatening y•.u and y•.ur teal matesprit.

Dr•.nes heading y•.ur way, s•.rry n•.t s•.rry.

[aloofphantasm]

yawn do you think im that gullible woof the threatening part i believe but tbh i refuse to believe youre important enough to the empire / that me, miebs, and my teal FRIEND pose a big enough threat to the empire to get drone strikes on a weekday lmao woof woof youre so easy to ragebait lmao woof

[thenewsoftheempire]

y•.u wanna hate fuck me s•. bad y•.u're literally baiting me? wh•. w•.uld've th•.ught

i bet y•.u're als•. •.ne •.f th•.se l•.wbl•.•.ds wh•. want a highbl•.•.d quad. lma•.•.•. y•.ur s•. desperate

[thenewsoftheempire]

sometimes people just. like bees. they're not for anything. they're just there

Fuck the bees. Fuck mustard bl•.•.ds t•.•..

[aloofphantasm]

forwards this to miebeu asap woof woof

[thenewsoftheempire]

he's a smart l•.wbl•.•.d he'll get a kick •.ut •.f it i think.

[aloofphantasm]

nah bro woof hes the sensitive sort woof woof hes gonna read "fuck mustard bloods too" and cry his little ganderbulbs out woof

[starriestnighttime]

⟡d b⟡ sh⟡ck⟡d ⟡f h⟡ d⟡dnt r⟡n t⟡ ⟡ dr⟡n⟡ ⟡f y⟡⟡r⟡ c⟡tch⟡ng my dr⟡ft

[thenewsoftheempire]

•.kay send him •.ver then i can make it up t•. him if it hurt his feelings that bad.

i used vague language f•.r a reas•.n, d•.uble entendre ifykwim

[aloofphantasm]

and let him get murked by your sorry ass no thanks woof woof already sent him the original post tho lmao woof

[thenewsoftheempire]

i'll place caegar •.n him getting a giggle •.ut of it.

[aloofphantasm]

sounds like a threat im telling woof im telling that youre threatening him woof woof im telling him im telling ronova im telling everyone woof woof

[thenewsoftheempire]

I w•.rk f•.r the empire. •.f c•.urse im threatening him and by pr•.xy threatening y•.u and y•.ur teal matesprit.

Dr•.nes heading y•.ur way, s•.rry n•.t s•.rry.

[thenewsoftheempire]

sometimes people just. like bees. they're not for anything. they're just there

Fuck the bees. Fuck mustard bl•.•.ds t•.•..

[aloofphantasm]

forwards this to miebeu asap woof woof

[thenewsoftheempire]

he's a smart l•.wbl•.•.d he'll get a kick •.ut •.f it i think.

[aloofphantasm]

nah bro woof hes the sensitive sort woof woof hes gonna read "fuck mustard bloods too" and cry his little ganderbulbs out woof

[starriestnighttime]

⟡d b⟡ sh⟡ck⟡d ⟡f h⟡ d⟡dnt r⟡n t⟡ ⟡ dr⟡n⟡ ⟡f y⟡⟡r⟡ c⟡tch⟡ng my dr⟡ft

[thenewsoftheempire]

•.kay send him •.ver then i can make it up t•. him if it hurt his feelings that bad.

i used vague language f•.r a reas•.n, d•.uble entendre ifykwim

[aloofphantasm]

and let him get murked by your sorry ass no thanks woof woof already sent him the original post tho lmao woof

[thenewsoftheempire]

i'll place caegar •.n him getting a giggle •.ut of it.

[thenewsoftheempire]

sometimes people just. like bees. they're not for anything. they're just there

Fuck the bees. Fuck mustard bl•.•.ds t•.•..

[aloofphantasm]

forwards this to miebeu asap woof woof

[thenewsoftheempire]

he's a smart l•.wbl•.•.d he'll get a kick •.ut •.f it i think.

[aloofphantasm]

nah bro woof hes the sensitive sort woof woof hes gonna read "fuck mustard bloods too" and cry his little ganderbulbs out woof

[starriestnighttime]

⟡d b⟡ sh⟡ck⟡d ⟡f h⟡ d⟡dnt r⟡n t⟡ ⟡ dr⟡n⟡ ⟡f y⟡⟡r⟡ c⟡tch⟡ng my dr⟡ft

[thenewsoftheempire]

•.kay send him •.ver then i can make it up t•. him if it hurt his feelings that bad.

i used vague language f•.r a reas•.n, d•.uble entendre ifykwim

[aloofphantasm]

and let him get murked by your sorry ass no thanks woof woof already sent him the original post tho lmao woof

[thenewsoftheempire]

what the fuck .

[thenewsoftheempire]

sometimes people just. like bees. they're not for anything. they're just there

Fuck the bees. Fuck mustard bl•.•.ds t•.•..

[aloofphantasm]

forwards this to miebeu asap woof woof

[thenewsoftheempire]

he's a smart l•.wbl•.•.d he'll get a kick •.ut •.f it i think.

[aloofphantasm]

nah bro woof hes the sensitive sort woof woof hes gonna read "fuck mustard bloods too" and cry his little ganderbulbs out woof

[starriestnighttime]

⟡d b⟡ sh⟡ck⟡d ⟡f h⟡ d⟡dnt r⟡n t⟡ ⟡ dr⟡n⟡ ⟡f y⟡⟡r⟡ c⟡tch⟡ng my dr⟡ft

[thenewsoftheempire]

•.kay send him •.ver then i can make it up t•. him if it hurt his feelings that bad.

i used vague language f•.r a reas•.n, d•.uble entendre ifykwim

[aloofphantasm]

and let him get murked by your sorry ass no thanks woof woof already sent him the original post tho lmao woof

[thenewsoftheempire]

what the fuck .

[thenewsoftheempire]

sometimes people just. like bees. they're not for anything. they're just there

Fuck the bees. Fuck mustard bl•.•.ds t•.•..

[aloofphantasm]

forwards this to miebeu asap woof woof

[thenewsoftheempire]

he's a smart l•.wbl•.•.d he'll get a kick •.ut •.f it i think.

[aloofphantasm]

nah bro woof hes the sensitive sort woof woof hes gonna read "fuck mustard bloods too" and cry his little ganderbulbs out woof

[starriestnighttime]

⟡d b⟡ sh⟡ck⟡d ⟡f h⟡ d⟡dnt r⟡n t⟡ ⟡ dr⟡n⟡ ⟡f y⟡⟡r⟡ c⟡tch⟡ng my dr⟡ft

[thenewsoftheempire]

•.kay send him •.ver then i can make it up t•. him if it hurt his feelings that bad.

i used vague language f•.r a reas•.n, d•.uble entendre ifykwim

[aloofphantasm]

and let him get murked by your sorry ass no thanks woof woof already sent him the original post tho lmao woof

[thenewsoftheempire]

what the fuck .

[thenewsoftheempire]

sometimes people just. like bees. they're not for anything. they're just there

Fuck the bees. Fuck mustard bl•.•.ds t•.•..

[aloofphantasm]

forwards this to miebeu asap woof woof

[thenewsoftheempire]

he's a smart l•.wbl•.•.d he'll get a kick •.ut •.f it i think.

[aloofphantasm]

nah bro woof hes the sensitive sort woof woof hes gonna read "fuck mustard bloods too" and cry his little ganderbulbs out woof

[starriestnighttime]

⟡d b⟡ sh⟡ck⟡d ⟡f h⟡ d⟡dnt r⟡n t⟡ ⟡ dr⟡n⟡ ⟡f y⟡⟡r⟡ c⟡tch⟡ng my dr⟡ft

[thenewsoftheempire]

•.kay send him •.ver then i can make it up t•. him if it hurt his feelings that bad.

i used vague language f•.r a reas•.n, d•.uble entendre ifykwim

[aloofphantasm]

and let him get murked by your sorry ass no thanks woof woof already sent him the original post tho lmao woof

[thenewsoftheempire]

what the fuck .