...and bring brownies

I'm Miranda. I have two beautiful sons named Callum Gregory (9/11) and Sylar Dean (7/13). Actually in love with Amandapanda. We are my OTP. Fandoms-Feminism-Bullshit var sc_project=7885929; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="5bef81f5";

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Yo

Is this thing on?

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Mini DB employee

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Don't feel like parental small talk at the park? Follow these simple steps! 1) floral shorts and rainbow toddler carrier 2) sit at the table, selfie, don't helicopter your children 3) bold lips and a RBF that could kill a man

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Need to carry 75lb of screaming children home from the park? There's a carrier for that! #wearyourstash #kangaroomamas #bekhni #deltapax

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The gang's all here! ❤️ #lipstickaddict

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😍😍😍 @limecrimemakeup

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Honestly this #sakuradelight #lipwhip gives me life #beautybakerie

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When the tiny gremlin decides to have an accident at the playground. Despite having gone before leaving home 😒 Shirt-dress for the ride home it is!

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Honestly he didn't do too bad...

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When the 3yo wants to do your makeup without help...

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😝💖

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Life

Is continuing I've been bad about updating here But cal and I will be in Chicago Friday Saturday and Sunday~

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Friend said I should have done purple today. So I remedied that over lunch.

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you have heard of gaydar now get ready for

binoculars

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Jake night tonight Possible general life update soon? Have been neglecting tumblr hardcore.

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In which @colourpopcosmetics Molly pulls purple on me?

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Tiny bubby 😭