claws &. liquor.

𝙽𝙰𝚃𝚄𝚁𝙴 𝙼𝙰𝙳𝙴 𝙼𝙴 𝙣͟𝙤͟𝙘͟𝙩͟𝙪͟𝙧͟𝙣͟𝙖͟𝙡, ...

[purrtale]

ᅟᅟᅟTHE FELINE FATALE, OH THE PRINCESS OF PLUNDER ! ⸺ from gotham city streets to the world, with a claw sharpped-teeth &. corpose smile. a private take on your favorite burglar with high canon divergencies ( and absolute no ties with detective comics nor warner brothers adaptations, although gathers inspiration ) ⸺ SELINA MARIA KYLE, highlighting the shades of grey layers that define her character &. further motivations. ! as an important note ! , selina's identity as the catwoman isn't of public knowledge. stolen by your sparklin' diamond , * 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐄 !

WELCOME DEAR FURRY FRIEND OR FOE, ... links bellow.

¹. carrd. ². prompts. ³. sideblog. ⁴. playlist.

ᅟA STUDY ON, ... being a stray, anti-hero at it's finest &. protector of the working girls. play with a cat, get scratched! formerly rogue, rising socialite.

[leagueraised]

" i want to be like you . i've ALWAYS wanted to be like you . "

[receiptsofwhiskey]

Based off my blog, what other characters could you see me Roleplay as?

[ohisms]

↪ ᵀᴴᴱ 𝑀𝐼𝐶𝐾 , ꮲꭲ 2 . (  a  series  of  sentence  starters  from  season  1  of fox's sitcom ,  “ the mick ” adjust phrasing as necessary . )

damn , [ name ] , how many cars can one person crash ?

i can't help it — when i'm behind the wheel , i'm a slave to the power of the machine .

other people worked very hard to buy those cars , and now they're mine .

why you gotta put me in a cage ?

i'm not a rat , okay ?

shut up , you don't know what you're talking about .

i am NOT joking , i don't wanna do this .

guys , we don't snitch . that's it , end of story .

will you listen to yourself ?? "jUsT tElL tHe tRuTh"

[ name ] , you snitch you die !

pretty sure that was already there when i walked up .

how is this good news ?

everyone's gonna call me a traitor , like you .

don't worry about it , it was worth it .

what are you doing tomorrow night ?

just say the words , and it can be yours .

oh , it's like that , huh ? fine .

what was that ? i can't hear you ... you can't breathe ?

you better figure something out , 'cause if you don't — i'll have to go public with this .

that's called extortion , stupid !

those guys are just covering their own asses , they don't even like you .

as easily as i can save you in this world , i can destroy you .

if anybody messes with you , let us know - okay ?

with a dong like that , you'd think he'd be happier .

do i look like i'm playing , [ last name ] ?

oh , your breath reeks of booze .

i hope you have a plan .

i was up all night watching prep school movies in preparation .

there are some real evil illuminati-type vibes in here , right ?

there was a time i could see , and i have seen .

oh , i'm just getting warmed up .

we are but food for worms , gentlemen .

whose burrito did i just step in ?

get out of here , the tv's mine .

what did you do to my shirt ??

how would you feel if i ran around stealing your clothes ?

we had to kill him cause he wasn't a team player .

no more special treatment for you .

i grew up in squalor , i am perfectly comfortable in it .

[ name ] , don't you dare !

didn't know you were gonna be so weird about it .

if you decide that you don't want me around , just tell me and i will go .

you're not the only game in town , buddy , okay ?

you don't know who i hang out with .

jealousy is the reason people hate us .

you don't have to worry about labels , just like who you like .

i hope this is some sort of emergency .

you kept me waiting , so i'm gonna get right to it .

don't make this your thing , this is [ name's ] thing .

suing is how rich white people solve their problems .

i wanted to sing and show you there's nothing to be afraid of .

i'm so nervous for you ... i want to throw up and run away .

you could have me escorted out , but you have no security .

ooh , dark scary room ! you know what they call that in prison ? they call that a blind spot . great place to catch a shiv .

what kind of operation are you running here ?

you didn't do anything wrong . i was the problem , not you .

where i'm from , the guest gets the good seat .

i drink , smoke , lie , steal ... i'm drunk right now .

i will ruin him . please don't let me do that .

i'm not the one doing whatever you guys are doing ... what are you doing ?

i'm not judging , at least he's a hot mess .

it's the wolf's job to eat the sheep , so y'know ... this was bound to happen .

i will RUIN you when we get home .

i'll give it back to you in a minute , you're gonna get it back .

the suit you destroyed cost a grand !

come on , [ name ] . i'll help you get settled .

he can't know it was my idea .

she made her mean bed and she can sleep in those scratchy sheets .

woah , tough day at the office ?

what the hell did you just say to me ?

you are right ... no matter what you say about anything .

we do this all the time , but usually there's some art to it .

this is not nearly as fun as i thought it was gonna be .

you're letting a bunch of nerds pick on you with their computers ?

why don't you just systematically destroy her ?

i can see where this is headed , so i'm just gonna hit the road .

she ripped me open , stuffed me full of devastation and then sewed me back up again .

leave me alone , this is all your fault .

why are they yelling ? are they angry cause they're bad musicians ?

i will never understand your generation .

let me have it . how bad is it ?

do you have any idea what i saw in there ?

you should come and check out what's going on outside , cause i think you'll be pleasantly surprised .

i just want us to be friends again .

it would be such a silly waste of time for someone like me to be mad at someone as insignificant as you .

the truth is , i pity you .

when the universe gives you a sign , it's not up to you to ignore it .

[ name ] gave it to me . it means i'm in charge .

i'm not comfortable with the whole arrangement . where's [ name ] ?

this is outrageous ! i'm getting passed over again ?

i don't have a problem , i'm just blowing off some steam .

you wanna get in on this ?

you deserve to take a time out as much as anybody else .

sorry , i didn't realize you were the fun police .

having money has reaaally changed you .

i've lost control ?! oh no , you dumb , dumb idiot . YOU'VE lost control .

that's a gross overreaction .

i will show myself the door in a ... graceful and classy manner .

thanks for sticking around .

look , i realize i did some questionable things in there .

i just felt like the universe was giving me a sign .

i'm the only one worthy of its power !

keep it in your pants and follow my lead .

it's no offense , i just don't know you very well .

let's go over this one more time , just so we're clear .

we've already been over the terms .

what's in it for you ?

i like the element of surprise .

wasn't expecting that . are you okay ?

i saw a burglar , i didn't know what to do ... so i SMOKED his ass !

you SHOT me ! what the hell's the matter with you ?

that gunpowder's like a hundred years old , it probably just broke the skin .

what about the police ? they're expecting a gunshot victim .

guys , we've gotta move this along , okay ?

you got it , i'll get you a pillow .

you're lucky no one was killed .

here's the thing about the bordeaux ... i drank it .

i'm so sorry that you had to keep our mansion warm .

how do you think the police found them ?

if you're done criticizing me , i think i'll head on up to bed .

you want me to do the jobs no one else wants ?

can we pick this up tomorrow ? i was shot , so ... i'm very tired .

it has nothing to do with that . okay ? now please leave .

i wanted to thank you for having my back earlier .

that had nothing to do with you . i was just trying to hurt them .

it's chloroform . i found a recipe online .

[ name ] , don't come at me with that .

i was gonna do whatever it takes . i'm not a quitter.

i wanna tell you , i really do . but first there's something i need .

oh my god , you're bailing again .

innocent people don't sneak in and out of their own home .

'cause i don't like you , that's why .

i'd rather get mowed down in a hellfire of bullets than listen to you screech .

you don't have to lie . i heard you guys .

how was i supposed to know you were gonna hug me ? i didn't even know you knew how to hug .

[urbanoath]

𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓,   rooftops   usually   paved   their   nocturnal   promenade,   kevlar   laced   their   movements   in   a   dance   that   could   become   either   deadly   or   voluptuous.   but   the   scenario   changed   for   this   occasion,   polished   floor   reflected   the   sumptuous   atmosphere,   tailored   fabrics   embraced   their   bodies   with   elegance,   restrictive,   yet   refined.

𝑨   𝑴𝑰𝑹𝑹𝑶𝑹   𝑶𝑭   𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑰𝑹   𝑨𝑭𝑭𝑨𝑰𝑹,   laced   in   primordial   hunger   &   opposed   ideals,   a   receipt   to   tragedy   [𝚆𝙴𝚁𝙴𝙽’𝚃   𝙰𝙻𝙻   𝚁𝙾𝙼𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙴   𝚂𝚃𝙾𝚁𝙸𝙴𝚂   𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚂𝙴𝙳   𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷   𝙻𝙸𝙽𝙴𝚂   𝙾𝙵   𝙱𝙰𝙽𝙴?]   guiding   the   feline   to   the   balcony,   voice   is   barely   above   a   whisper   for   only   her   to   hear.   “ 𝒃𝒐𝒕𝒉.   this   can   only   end   in   disaster, ”   hand   perched   on   the   small   of   her   back   as   the   other   sustained   a   glass   of   champagne,   only   the   argent   gleam   of   the   moon   witnessed   their   conversation,   SIGNAL   not   claiming   its   knight   yet.   “ is   theft   also   part   of   your   nature   or   is   there   a   𝒅𝒆𝒆𝒑𝒆𝒓   𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒐𝒏   for   that? ”   a   pause,   for   lips   to   taste   the   bubbling   liquid,   and   her   attention   to   be   captured   by   him.

“ stay   away   from   the   auction,   selina,   this   is   bigger   than   you   think.   don’t   take   anything,   no   matter   how   valuable   it   is,   not   today. ”   graveness   of   tone   reached   cobalt   optics,   puckering   brows   in   a   piercing   countenance.   not   a   threat,   a   𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆.

[purrtale]

UNUSUAL SETTING FOR SUCH AN UNUSUAL PAIRING, accomodating as routine seemed to serve them, it meant a wave of fresh air when settling in without the ridulousity that wearing animals inspired protective masks once the darkness grew upon the damned city. tonight, however, it entacied a side often pushed aside, left there, untouched and precarious, until the major need of playing the playboy persona overtook the rightful duty at hand.

poetry was a dead's society peculiar pleasure, with rhymes and the usual agony, recits that were pilling up locked deep into a safe box to protect from further attachments. if pressing an idle finger just above the phantom of romance, laying there, biding the time it would take to break again ⸻ piece by piece, perfect portrayal of hurting sorrow ... if only there was the bare minimum it'd take to return to one's arms again, even if it only for one evening at a time. his touch, ever so soft despite such callous hands, seemed to burn against the bare skin exposed, setting her body on fire with the mere approach. ❝ and here I thought you'd at least buy me dinner first, ❞ mocking tone arises, red lipstick curses in shades of irony. ❝ if I tell you how much a girl can get bored, its insane how collecting a pretty stone can make you feel better. ❞ oh, wasn't she tauting him - after all, what could he do ? growl at her outside of his ridiculous batsuit ? nah, she'd find that way too kinky. ❝ such a good crusader, hm ? I had necessities back then, before my father ... ❞

voice trailed off, acknowledgement spilling through lips could be better handled if one didn't realize how her mother was taken from her for being another mad men's former affair. CARMINE FALCONE'S BLOOD RUNNING THROUGH HER VEINS, a source of disgust and anger. she turned, facing him with the facade of her father away but watching, clearly interested on the view ⸻ offering bruce a smile, long nails adjusted his bowtie, ❝ for once, believe me or not, I haven't gotten the faintest idea of what's going on, ❞ approaching her face just enough, her lips met the corner of his. ❝ watch for my dearest father, though ... I heard he's onto something here. ❞

[b1gtimerush]

actions speak louder than words non - verbal / action prompts from yours truly. (add a "swap" to swap the sender/receiver in the prompt (or just do it manually).)

back, sender gives receiver a back hug.

beckon, sender beckons receiver closer with a finger.

blood, sender cleans blood off of receiver.

book, sender helps receiver get a book from a higher part of the shelf.

care, sender takes care of receiver when they're sick.

catch, sender catches receiver by the waist after they bump into each other.

choke, sender saves receiver from choking by giving them the heimlich.

cold, sender places their jacket over receiver's shoulders.

cry, sender wipes tears off receiver's face with their thumbs.

dance, sender sticks a hand out to receiver and invites them to dance.

dip, sender skinny dips in front of receiver and invites them to join.

dog, sender's dog pulls them in receiver's direction.

drive, sender drives receiver somewhere in their car.

drag, sender drags receiver into a room and closes the door behind them.

draw, sender draws receiver like one of their french girls.

face, sender turns receiver's face towards them.

flower, sender gives receiver a flower.

footsie, sender initiates footsie with receiver under the table.

forehead, sender presses their forehead against receiver's.

grab, sender grabs receiver's wrist to stop them from leaving.

jump, sender jumps onto receiver's back.

kiss, sender kisses receiver.

link, sender links arms with receiver while walking.

massage, sender offers receiver a massage.

patch, sender patches up receiver's wounds.

piano, sender teaches receiver how to play the piano.

pin, sender pins receiver's hands behind their back.

pluck, sender plucks something out of receiver's hair.

press, sender presses receiver against a wall.

propose, sender proposes to receiver.

quiet, sender gestures for receiver to be quiet.

rest, sender rests their head on receiver's shoulder.

serenade, sender serenades receiver with a song.

sign, sender walks into a sign and receiver sees.

size, sender measures the size of their hand against receiver's.

shoes, sender removes receiver's shoes for them.

sun, sender rubs sunblock onto receiver's back.

tattoo, sender gives receiver a tattoo.

tie, sender helps tie receiver's tie.

tuck, sender tucks receiver's hair behind their ear.

umbrella, sender lets receiver under their umbrella.

warning, sender presses a knife against receiver's neck as a warning.

zip, sender needs receiver's help to zip up the back of their dress.

[purrtale]

CHILDREN, I HAVE BEGAN CASTLEVANIA NOCTURNE

[aaronstveit]

How to Steal a Million (1966)

[purrtale]

amusement grows on bright hues, ever settling frame daydreams above comfortable shoes. FRIENDS &. FOES, the female had the priviliege of making acquaintance of several of those, all attachments of one's dearest flying night creature of gotham. ❝ you didn't say that it would be this unentertening, though. ❞ signing down for a new glass of refreshment, perfect manicured nails exibited some of the family jewls. ❝ what is the point of this, anyway? ... i thought we'd do something useful here, even charity balls are more entertaning. ❞ which could be little untrue, since her heart beamed with the littlest gossip or entertainment. ❝ what exactly are we waiting on? ❞

@sm4llville's catnip: “i didn't say it was going to be funny” / FROM A HANDFUL OF MISCELLANEOUS PROMPTS, still accepting.

[purrtale]

nagging voice hustling througout the carrousel life crafted, palpable were the very existent line of uncertaint regarding the very next step. more often than usual, perfect trimmed paths stumbled their way in a out of sync symphony. MISTKEN ONE MIGHT BE, BUT AREN'T FELINES SUPPOSED TO LAND ON ITS PAWS? roaring achievements, the ones with claws crawling out of a protuberance on the skin. constant reminders across past and present, foreshadowing the future? no, that would be far too basic of interpretation. YET, under the shooting of a skynight descending stars, or the rare air amongst the pollution served in a silver plate for the unfortunate who couldn't beat the overpriced coast of life on this nightmare of a city, ... oh, shouldn't she be positive thinking? IGNORING THE ISSUES OF THE WORLD IS A RICH WAY OF THINKING, although the man beside her would beg to differ - and, perhaps, he would be the only one with the actual right to do so. after all, wasn't he one to do that for good and for others bullshit? fortunately, bruce was ... EVEN IF HE DENIED SO.

lips pressed in a thin silence, wind blowing against her curly hair. oh, yes ... about that, one had let it grow out again. fitted her character, or so the role of a falcone's birth child. DAMNED BE THE ITALIAN BLOOD, still racing through her veins. ❝ Which part? the one I had to leave or the one you actually want to hate and despise me, but can't? ❞ weakness bears into a smiling facade, one in which both parties know to be as fake as Vick Vale's dior attire to this charity ball in question. ❝ Don't worry, I often try to hate you too ... guess it's just not part of our nature, isn't it, Bruce? ❞

@urbanoath's catnip: “Was that wrong?” / FROM A HANDFUL OF MISCELLANEOUS PROMPTS, still accepting.

[mcflymemes]

A HANDFUL OF MISCELLANEOUS PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue most likely taken from taskmaster, adjust as necessary

i was so shit at that.

i don't know what the hell is going on.

you know i'm strong, so if i break this, that's on you.

i'm under a lot of stress.

are you going to explain yourself?

this isn't fair.

there's a peep hole.

what am i gonna do with that?

i wish that was a joke.

was it that bad?

have you tried it?

it could take a few months.

there's something inside this.

i'm good at this! i'm very good.

can you argue with me though?

you look fabulous.

do you chase people?

we'll come back to that later.

was that wrong?

i would have done it... if you'd done your fucking job.

say it. we're all adults here.

whisper it to me.

that's enough!

god, i almost believed you.

look at me!

listen, i don't care about that.

we are lovers.

where's the cheese grater?

live your truth. if you like it, you like it.

i don't feel good saying this.

would you like some dessert?

i didn't say it was going to be funny.

this is amazing.

the least i could do was rob him.

they're all pieces of shit.

i make this look good.

how do you make cereal? do you add the milk first, or add the cereal first?

how dare you.

this has been a weird week for me.

i dressed as spongebob to go to a party.

i find it religiously insensitive.

let's never speak of it again.

are you married?

maybe you and i could hang out sometime.

i didn't realize you had a degree.

can i play a saxophone? no.

there's a dignity in total failure.

you look happy.

i am happy any day that i'm with you.

i just feel like we've got so much in common.

what life choices brought you here?

we're creatures of habit, aren't we?

would you like some champagne?

so... i've set it on fire.

when i don't smile, people think i'm dead.

he needs to smile more.

that's my favorite bee gees song.

i'm in quite a lot of pain.

am i missing something?

here we are!

what's your favorite swear word?

not today, satan.

you're doing so well today!

this is where the magic doesn't happen.

smells nice in here!

nice to know i'll never find love.

i don't know if you can tell, but i feel quite lonely.

shall we hold hands?

neither of you noticed this woman lying on the floor?

it's in your pocket!

don't know what's going on... but then to be honest, i've not had a clue what's going on for most of this.

i don't mean to be rude.

do you feel any sense of shame?

[purrtale]

the feline fatale, your favorite burglar. a highly new study on selina kyle, rising socialite under the alias of catwoman ✧ stolen by your sparklin' diamond , * 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐄 ! ( she &. her )ᅟ❛ 𝖼𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾 𝗇𝖾𝖾𝖽𝗌 𝗂𝗍𝗌 𝖻𝖾𝖺𝗎𝗍𝗒 𝗌𝗅𝖾𝖾𝗉 ⸺ 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝙰 𝙵𝙴𝚆 𝚂𝙷𝙾𝚁𝚃 / 𝐂𝐀𝐓 𝐍𝐀𝐏𝐒. PERSONALS &. MINORS DNI.

[purrtale]

furrline >>> purrtale

[purrtale]

just updated the carrd, you're welcome. now i'll follow/re-follow some furr friends ;)

[purrtale]

furrline >>> purrtale

[purrtale]

hi, i'm gonna make some changes here because yes

[purrtale]

KITTY-FACE, ... 1 / XX.

[purrtale]

rarely the silent city, wisphering to the existing void in the wind that kept echoing within the heavy rain pouring outside. palpable, yet unable to the touch. a true thunderstorm standing for it's noun, lightening crossing a wave of different patterns across the so dark canvas that was the sky --- hues that pierced throughout the veil, muscles relaxing under the light touch, a feather laying on silk skin. it was ironic how peaceful it felt, without a single bother in the world, resting post yet another long night of work, after such a hard driven bargain. it was supposed to tag along for the rest of the morning, that if the second half of their lives didn't become a stone on their shoes. OH, HELL NO ! it was friday, let the people assume what they wanted about rich people & their lazy habits. unironically, some of them deserved that luxury ... even if they couldn't bring themselves to accept it; which was the line of thought from one certain billionarie laying beside her. selina, however, wouldn't release him until the afternoon --- perhaps.

away from the manor, away from the cave. that was a first. it took her some convincing, to get him to agree that penthouse in the main city was closer and comfortable enough --- yeah, no doing the deed on a dirty rooftop tonight, some boundary to that was bond to exist. ❝ We are philosophical tonight, aren't we? ... Or nearly this morning, anyway. ❞ long curly hair spread all over his bare chest, her head pacefully resting there as the words escape from quiet lips. ❝ WELL, good thing that I'm not gonna go anywhere. rich boy with daddy issues, exactly my type --- now, also dresses up as a giant bat? that's a pretty bonus outta here. ❞ a giggle nearly escaped, but she refrained herself from allowing her sense of humor to demolish a topic bruce took his sweet time to approach. ❝ Can I be honest with you, Bruce? ❞ turning around, her bare chest nestled against his, gaze caressing his features with the sweetest care. ❝ Me and you, ... we have this thing, both were left behind somehow; your parents didn't, they didn't decide to leave you --- they loved you, just as much as Alfred and I do. And of your own way, you're capable of loving too. ❞ no lie laid behind her words, even if he fought against its autencity. ❝ You're a great father, too ... & yeah, cut the bullshit --- you made mistakes throughout the way, you're not perfect. WHO CARES? Certainly not those kids, otherwise they wouldn't stick around and check on you more worried for your solitude than about their well being. ❞ he enabled that discourse, so he was getting it all. ❝ You can be on the worst week of your life, the worst day you've ever lived, ... but scare everyone off? Nah, we fight your stubborn fool ass back right back to you. ❞

❛  i  always  scared  everyone  away .  ❜ , @urbanoath.