Purse Cookie Cottage

The nonsensical musings of The Future Dr. Jones, Dame Rose of the Garden, and Mara Del Rey, residents of the PCC

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Alternative uses for apple slices

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Dame Rose on the politics of winter.

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Sam’s life motto: “Never gonna leave this bed.”

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Really unclear what was happening on Halloween…

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Literally Sam this afternoon celebrating TwerkPocolypse as she made "cheesy rice"

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Not even sure what finals are doing to Mara del Rey

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Finals had them like...

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TBT to Dame Rose's birthday

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Shondaland Thursdays are taken very seriously at the PCC. We won't let you into our house until Scandal/How to Get Away with Murder goes on commercial. Don't interrupt...Rude.

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PCC takes Yoncé to the next level.

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How To Wake Yourself Up at 7:00 A.M (Or at Least Try): A Guide For ADHDers

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HOLY SHIT, I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME!!!

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Sam and Mara trying to wake up...

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"Olga" and "Helga" got their hair braided by the Future Dr. Jones. They're the cutest.

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Throw Back Thursday: A note from Freshman Mara to Freshman Maris

Hi Maris! I love you! I’m about to go to bed now, since you are insisting that I do (okay, okay, it’s a good idea…).  But before I do, I want you to know that I love you and I love when you sing to me because you sound great and I love that one song Chega de Saudade that is pronounced Shega gee sowdagee…oh Portuguese. Hock y Holl. Now I’m just typing weird things to you. I think I’m really tired. Ciao Mufasa. (Did you know that means “my love” in Italian? Oh, the things you learn from multi-lingual Bryan.)  P.S. I knew my name was your password!

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Mara writes Maris' History of Anthropology Paper

Hi my name is Maris and I know anthropology.  Once upon a time a bunch of old white men (and believe me, they were not cute) got together and said, “Hey, how can we further destroy the lives of people of color and completely ruin cohesive communities? I know, let’s do a thing. We’ll call it ethnography and it will be great. We’ll go into #Africaaaaaa and watch the Black people and say all the ways in which they’re fucking things up (that we made up muahahahaha). And then we will take their resources. And blame them.” The end.

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Literally the drubkest kitties...

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Mara claimed she cleaned her room this weekend... Sam: "Bae I thought you said your floor was cleaner." Mara: "Bae don't look!"

[jessehimself]

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Gift for the ice cream fiends?