Left 4 Dead 2 Quote Starters
quotes from left 4 dead 2 (2009) for use as ask prompts / starters. feel free to edit words, phrasing or pronouns to fit better. click here for quotes from left 4 dead 1.
Kill all sons-a-bitches. That’s my official instructions.
This used to be a nice neighborhood!
Thought they were supposed to be saving our asses?!
Looks like there’s been a change of plans.
This is some grim shit we got ourselves into.
Alright, let’s put on our game faces. They’re comin’!
I have not…. come this far…… to die now.
Hahaha! I’m thinking we can take on anything!
Oh, baby, we can’t have you down there. Now get up.
Come on now, what you goin’ on about? You’re gonna make it.
You have to learn to take care of yourself, or you’ll keep ending up down here.
We… I… need you for a little longer.
Ain’t no harm in goin’ down. Let (name) help ya’ up.
I got ‘ya, I got ‘ya… just try not to look down, now.
Hey, I don’t mean to be scarin’ you none, but you go down like that again, and that’s it.
I can’t lie to you, you are messed up. If you don’t get yourself patched up, that’s it.
You gonna be okay…. ah, nah, nah, I can’t lie to ya.
You might wanna make your peace. You hurt bad.
I’m no nurse, but you look pretty messed up.
Do you know what that is? I think it used to be inside of you.
While I am the best-looking girl hanging on a ledge, I wish I wasn’t! Hanging on a ledge, I mean.
I think… we just became longshots.
Well, shit, we’re a twosome from here on out.
We gotta pull our shit together.
Okay, okay, oh God, this was a mistake!
This ain’t that kinda ride, (name). [Whispering] This is where you make out with your girlfriend.
Bringing back any memories, (name)? You, a cheeseburger, romance in the air…
How many tunnel of love memories you got, (name)?
Sometimes it feels like we’re babysitting, doesn’t it?
He is making the best of a bad situation…. I wish I could be that happy.
Gee, my bedroom was painted like this… baby blue… I think maybe my dad wanted a boy…
I have never gone to a Tunnel of Love. In my neighborhood, we just had the underpass of unwanted advances.
Sitting in a big, plastic swan in a half foot of water. That ain’t romantic, that’s just stupid.
When we start this tape, get ready! The music’s gonna be incredibly good, but try to focus.
Hey, come on, now! Quarrelin’ amongst ourselves ain’t solvin’ nothing.
It may have escaped y'alls notice but this building’s on fire.
Holy shit, zombies are real. [loud whisper] I knew it.
There’s blood on me but it ain’t mine.
Anyone get bit? Isn’t that how this works?
Y'know, I’ve never done a color tattoo before…
Seriously, is nobody else freaked out right now? We are walking through a sewer.
Man, I’m gonna start crying in a minute.