Every Diamond is Unbreakable Fight Ever
Josuke: Finally, we’ve gotten enough Yen to buy the hit video game “Oh, That’s A Baseball 1999!” Gureto daze!
Okuyasu: Indeed, Joush-kae! I sure hope that the dude who has the Arrow isn’t trying to recruit more stand users, and I really hope that said stand user doesn’t steal our cash!
Mysterious Voice: Hahaha! You’re wrong!
Josuke: Koichi! Get out of the way! Now!
*a mysterious vortex sucks all of the Yen up, as well as Echoes Act Whatever*
Koichi: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! NOT OUR YEN!
Tawagoto Shōben, popping out of the vortex: So, it appears that you three have the same power as me! But no matter! Beware the power of my Stand, 「SCATMAN JOHN」! (Crunchyroll Sub Name: Shitman Tom) It can do many things relating to sucking, whether it be stealing money, Stands, or other such things!
Josuke: Oh my god! The Stand Arrow’s in his hand! We have to retrieve it for Jotaro!
Okuyasu: Hold on, Koichi! I’ll swipe this shithead away with ZA HANDO!
*Okuyasu forgets to actually use The Hand and starts getting sucked into the vortex*
*Okuyasu gets sucked into the vortex*
Tawagoto: Hahahaha! Do you think that you idiots can stop the mighty power of 「SCATMAN JOHN」? I’ll spaghettify you like a black hole! Even that ugly hair of yours!
Okuyasu: OH SHIT! HE JUST DIDN’T…!
Josuke: …WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY HAIR?!
*Josuke beats up Tawagoto with his own fists*
Tawagoto: NANI?!?! STOP! I DIDN’T MEAN TO-
Josuke: Haven’t you realized the main weakness of your stand, you dick-stomping earwig? It can suck in anything into the vortex. Even this dynamite that I smashed up with Crazy Diamond earlier. *the dynamite reforms, fuse lit* I was planning to do something with it later, but hmm… I wonder what would happen if I chucked it into your vortex. Let’s find out, eh?!
Tawagoto: NANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-
*Tawagoto gets blown up, and is launched into the Pepsi Sign®. The Arrow rolls towards the group, as well as Echoes, Okuyasu, and the Yen*
Koichi: You did it Josuke! Now we can both get the game and the Arro-
Mysterious Man: NAH, I DON’T THINK SO!
*Said man, who is totally not a Stand user in any way possible, takes the Arrow with a stand made of bedsheets and flees the scene*
A distant Jotaro at the Hotel: Yair Yair Days…
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