Alt Me

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There just really isn’t any other high like cyberbullying

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Tamsyn Muir could’ve written (and has written) Harry Potter six ways to Sunday, upside down, in space while performing brain surgery, but J.K. Rowling has never in her life been capable of writing anything akin to The Locked Tomb. Draco is a wet paper towel compared to the fullness and badness and wickedness of Ianthe. Harry Potter would never self-flagellate in a blur of lobotomized grief before a god-king. His author simply isn’t brave enough.

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Having sex to Adagio for Strings… @ 7:10 is when he gets a towel and helps to wipe me off

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Evolution of a Bruise