hello

tell me im pretty

[pussylover3000-blog]

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

Pooping while on break = liberal cowardice

Waiting to poop after clocking in = anticapitalist radical action

[nayters]

[island-delver-go]

Where is the lie

[micdotcom]

Watch: Latina journalist Maria Hinojosa epically shuts down a condescending Trump adviser on the word “illegals”

[fundipp]

EAT HIM ALIVE

[hurried-deactivated20181109]

[pussylover3000-blog]

I loved Prison Break

[allureable]

[destinydiamante-deactivated2022]

x

[my-head-is-a-mess]

Did not see it coming it is some @sixpenceee shit 😞😐

[sixpenceee]

OH MY GOD I SAW THIS AND JUST WOW

[love-babysnakes-blog]

oh my what a plot twist

[bob-belcher]

Watch this!

[thefunkmightfractureyournose88]

I’ve watched this four times and I still get goose bumps

[bigeisamazing]

[gemini]

Oh my god

[teafortwo29]

[aliasvaughn]

RTd this stuff earlier and it’s worth to look at it here. too. SPREAD THIS PLEASE. This is from Lisa Bloom, she is a lawyer and she is awesome!

[stayingwoke]

I saw this earlier, this is way worst than Bill Cosby but of course, the mainstream media is going to ignore it.

[theawesomeadventurer]

Jesus Christ this man gets worse and worse I hate that this is exposed so late for the love of fuck man

[unfollowfriday]

customer: hey i’d like to return this item

me:

[thx]

[nvclearbomb]

How is he not catching fire?

[itshouldbewhonotthat]

Because the ponyta trusts him did you even watch the fucking episode

[nopisteuo]

ur uber driver picks u up lookin like this and 5 mins into the ride he looks at u like this…wat u gon do??

[cvsgiftcard101]

[teuer]

he’s literally blowing his nose

[may]

he can blow his nose into my asshole

[thisishangingrockcomics-deactiv]

[maisonderriere]

[rubyvroom]

this was 20 years ago and nothing’s changed

[libertarian--princess-deactivat]

Unfortunately

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

is this the 2016 election cycle

[pussylover3000-blog]

As long as your vote expresses your honest views its not a waste stop this trash

[did-you-know]

This liquid is boiling and freezing simultaneously because it’s reaching its ‘triple point,’ which is the temperature and pressure at which three phases of a substance (gas, liquid, and solid) co-exist in equilibrium. Source

[deebott]

You’ve gone and confused it for fucks sake

[crewdlydrawn-deactivated2022072]

Fucked up a perfectly good chemical compound, is what you did. Look at it, it’s got anxiety.

[moondustbeam-deactivated2016032]

i don’t like kids. 

in general, i suppose. i’m not very fond of little kids. i don’t want them. they give me headaches and i cannot deal with their antics. 

HOWEVER

you know what i do when kids talk to me? i smile. i answer them. i tell them their scribbles look really good. i open their juice boxes for them and ask to hear more about their power rangers. 

because although i may not be fond of children, i was one. i remember being a kid and how much sour adults impacted my life even today. so when a child who is screaming and crying with a runny nose walks past me, i put on my smiling face and ask them what’s wrong instead of rolling my eyes. 

because that’s what you do. you tolerate children even if you tend to dislike them. because kids are so impressionable and remember everything. i cannot bring myself to enjoy being around children. but that doesn’t mean i let them know. 

[theflyingfoxy]

I never thought of it that way…

[princeasimdiya12]

Woah.

[steakandcheeeese]

I always get the ‘I thought you hated kids’ when people see me being nice and talking to littlies and all I respond is ‘sure, I’m not a fan of kids and I’m not really planning on having any, but I’m not a complete asshole’ Don’t be a dick to kids, it’s super uncool.

[yourweeaboobs]

and if you see a baby smiling at you please for the love of fuck smile back. you smiling back allows babies to develop an awareness of their impact on other people and how their emotional expression impacts others - basically their social abilities. when you smile back, the baby’s brain registers ‘i expressed a positive emotion and this caused the other person to express that same positive emotion’.