"Put a fuckin' bird on it"

laugh, laugh for fuck sake

[lanternsonlakes-deactivated2014]

give me $1500 and I’ll delete my blog

[putafuckinbirdonit-blog]

fuck that shit, this is all i have

[loveamemories-blog]

[un-air-d-autrefois]

[theoldness]

[putafuckinbirdonit-blog]

Shut up!! Someone went there. ♡

[yung6lack]

[thatswhatmaryjanesaid]

I’ll take Deez Nuts over Kanye any day.

[seguin2011-deactivated20160217]

i'm so p(r)etty

[thatswhatmaryjanesaid]

you’re so pre(tt)y

[thatswhatmaryjanesaid]

What if you are an avocado in the next life?

[jeno-side]

Then I’ll finally be loved by millions

[smaug-official]

Chris+Chris = Chris ²

I went to fool around on face morph but instead I unlocked a conspiracy 

[whosplayerthree]

#i cant believe chris hemsworth is a fusion

[cellamare]

#the christal gems

[blorpimorpi-deactivated20240919]

STOP

[thatswhatmaryjanesaid]

I’ll do the christening

[tsunflowers]

reblog if you don’t lift but you still have strong muscles from carrying the weight of your sins

[thatswhatmaryjanesaid]

reblog if you don’t lift but you still have strong muscles from carrying the weight of your weed

[stephenvanasco]

Hollywood

[thatswhatmaryjanesaid]

I’m not sure why but I read this as GOODWILL =D

[deadinparadice]

Reblog if it is 110% okay to come to your ask and just say 'Hi can we be friend's and then start asking you random questions.

[thatswhatmaryjanesaid]

Am I the only one that’s like, “I’d love a message!!”. *Reblog* 

*Gets message* “Fuck, fuck!! Social interaction, what do I do?”. 

[putafuckinbirdonit-blog]

same

[expressions-of-nature]

[narko-lepsja]

[cdeine-crzy]

[thatswhatmaryjanesaid]

They will. Period. They will NEVER be the “special exception”. 

You are worth infinitely more than how they make you feel. 

They lie, you will find someone who loves you right. 

You are far stronger than you think you are. You got this. ♡

[seguin2011-deactivated20160217]

i'm so p(r)etty

[thatswhatmaryjanesaid]

you’re so pre(tt)y

[tastefullyoffensive]

Notes from Management [ardentleprechaun]

[spork]

how hasnt shane been fired yet??

[idxntknxwhim-deactivated2021070]

This gets funnier every time I read it

[thatswhatmaryjanesaid]

Shane gets a raise.

[cdeine-crzy]

[thatswhatmaryjanesaid]

They will. Period. They will NEVER be the “special exception”. 

You are worth infinitely more than how they make you feel. 

They lie, you will find someone who loves you right. 

You are far stronger than you think you are. You got this. ♡