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1966 Ford Thunderbird.

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Reservoir Dogs Sentence Starters Part 1

Requested by: anonymous

"Give me my fucking book back."

"I'll take care of the check."

"The last fucking thing you need is another glass of coffee."

"You don't have any idea what you're talking about."

"I'm gonna die!"

"You're hurt. You're hurt really fucking bad but you're not gonna die."

"You're gonna be okay. Say it! You're gonna be okay."

"I can't do anything for you."

"____, I'm just fucking scared."

"Can you please hold me?"

"It's okay to be scared. You've been brave enough for one day."

"The situation is I'm shot in the belly and without medical attention I'm gonna die."

"Look, I can't take you to a hospital."

"Is it bad?"

"We were fucking set up man."

"There could be cops coming here right now!"

"Are you cool?"

"Relax. Have a seat."

"Get out of the way! Get the fuck out of the way!"

"Jesus Christ, what the fuck is your problem!"

"Get the fuck out of the car!"

"I tagged a couple of cops. Did you kill anybody?"

"I don't want to kill anybody."

"What you're supposed to do is act like a fucking professional."

"I got the diamonds."

"I swear to God, I think I'm fucking jinxed."

"For all I know, you're the rat."

"You're a good little thief."

"What's the cut?"

"You do what you want but I'm not staying here. I'm checking into a motel for a few days. Don't worry, I'll lay low."

"It was my fault (he/she/they) got shot."

"Don't fucking patronize me!"

"You wanna fuck with me, you little shit?"

"You better start talking, asshole!"

"Fuck you, maniac!"

[invisiblechange]

[themiseducationofb]

LITTLE BLACK DRESS WITH A STRAPPY BACK

[relatable-memes]

[nemilxs]

yo gimme all the texts ♥

Text Meme ; Accepting

✆ // morning text

[text; sent: 8:45 am] who the fuck wakes up this early jfc… text me again in a few hrs or smth fuck…

Keep reading

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But imagine Roman and Amo having sex in really weird, obscure places and leaving a trail of destruction behind afterwards like they fuck in the kitchen and Roman accidentally swipes the blender to the floor and Amo shatters an entire set of wine glasses

  headboard incident 2k15: pt. 2

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'immortals pushing boundaries: the series' the name of amo & roman’s relationship tbh

[pandoras-closet]

*drinks daiquiri in front of mirror naked* 

i am a beautiful goddess

[bloodyknucklxs-deactivated20150]

telling me that you want to explore the possibilities of shipping with me isn’t forcing a ship with me. sending me a ship-related meme to test the waters isn’t forcing a ship on me. writing me a starter and having your muse refer to mine as a significant other / and or insinuating that my muse feels something for him/her without discussing it with me first is totally forcing a ship on me. so please, send me all the ship memes you want, come to my inbox and yell about shipping our muses; i love that shit.

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((All of the texts :]

✆ for a morning text.

[ sent:10:09 AM ] i hope you didn’t hurt yourself or somethingtrying to get out of my room. did you even see what we did in therelast night? my headboard’s literally in pieces. christ, roman.

send ♔ for an angry text.

[ sent: 2:35 AM ] what the fuck was that? you can’t handleother people looking good in front of me? you think i’m gonnaleave you for some lowlife bar crawler? you’re such an ass.next time i go out, don’t you dare follow me, or you’regonna be the one getting maimed. seriously. fuck you.

send ♠ for a drunk text.

[ sent: 4:57 AM ] sso i toatly did NOT drink tonkkitbut i neeed smone to come get me becuase i cant fid nmy keys nd everbodys lookng at me funmny !!!!!!@. !!

[ sent: 4:59 AM ] sned help please ????////?

send ☏ for a vague text.

[ sent: 5:29 PM ] something went wrong. i need you here.

send ⁇ for a worried text.

[ sent: 1:36 AM ] please tell me you’re with peter.

send ♣ for a text not meant for you.

[ sent: 12:46 AM ] if you ever talk about him like that again,i will rip your head off your shoulders and piss down your neck.

send ✺for a sassy text.

[ sent: 11:17 AM ] i’d rather take a stake through the chest thanhave dinner with your mother. really, babe, i’m not kidding. no thanks.

send √ for a long-winded confession text.

[ sent: 5:22 AM ] i know it’s fucked up for me to do this over the phone but

[ sent: 5:24 AM ] i love you. roman, i’ve loved you since wemet and i don’t care if you don’t love me back. i love you, somuch, and i always will. no matter what happens. i will go to mygrave loving you… you mess with my head. i’m eternally screwed.

send ☠ for a misguided advice text.

[ sent: 2:19 PM ] well, if you want to kill her, just do it. there’s no harmin killing someone because they’re annoying. one less high school bitch.

send ☢ for a desperate text.

[ sent: 7:34 PM ] come over so i can suck you offand cuddle you after. please. i miss you… i need you.

send ☼ for a congratulatory text.

[ sent: 12:48 PM ] peter sent me a photo of nadia… she’sbeautiful, roman. she looks just like you. i love her already.

send ✘ for a text that should never have been sent.

[ sent: 10:03 PM ] not killing myself is a personal achievementbut you can’t really brag about that at dinner parties, can you?

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        ❝ hey now, what’s a’ matter with you,            ya look like DEATH. ❞

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           ❝ oh ---- how utterly original.         like i haven’t gotten THAT one before. ❞

[frommemetoyou]

send a symbol - get the following from my muse ;

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send ✆ for a morning text send ♔ for an angry text send  ♠ for a drunk text send ☏ for a vague text send ⁇ for a worried text send ♣ for a text not meant for you send ✺for a sassy text send √ for a long-winded confession text send ☠ for a misguided advice text send ☢ for a desperate text send ☼ for a congratulatory text send ✘ for a text that should never have been sent

[ullnevrknow]

[esophagi]

i’m in the mood for a boy with a deep voice to tell me nice things 

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amo should totally be roman's sugar mama

  this is the best thing i’ve read all day