[shouldnt]

[thebloggerformerlyknownasmadcap]

I see that this photo has been cropped to hide the fact that it’s screenshot of a tweet

[pukicho]

Hope everyone is well today !

[pukicho]

And tomorrow !!!!

[pukicho]

After that you’re on your own

[funnyshitaight]

[dinuguan]

[cannibalchicken]

[jongyyy]

[pinkisbitter]

My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.

[thebootydiaries]

If my man says he’s thirsty then I’m driving to his house with this, even if it’s 2am 😌💅🏽 I spoil him so much

[sickassbonedragon]

[hells-little-fallen-angels]

From now on if anyone asks me why I am randomly sad…instead of saying “I don’t know” or something I’m going to look them dead straight in the eyes and say “I’ve been assigned to mourn the death of a stranger” and just walk away

[federalbureauofislam]

me: thinks abt c*ddling for 2 minutes me @ myself: shut the hell up u aren’t in a John green novel. grow up and move on.

[somaddicouldscream]

My brain when daydreaming

My brain when studying

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

being in love? dating someone? LOVE the concepts, would be on completely on board. too bad it’s just not realistic. what a shame

[khe1]

i would die for you yoshi

You Will.

[farmfreshmemes]

[tukut]

ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now

[nishlo-deactivated20151015]

these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately 

[thehottestdesignershades]

[tamamita]

I haven’t watched Naruto, but did he die at the end?

[friendshipismax]

Nope. He becomes the Hokage like he always wanted to be and becomes a father. 

[tamamita]

Then I will finish the job