gabelord

[onlytwitterpics]

[woolay]

New set up

[gaycop]

Ut

[woolay]

Not what it says.

[meatpower]

Someone: weed is not for everyone and it can trigger psychotic, paranoid and manic episodes in some mentally ill people

Stoners who think smoking weed is a personality trait:

[pokekill-myself]

Gamefreak be like

[impaled]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

teens gathering at the lake edge acting casual pretending to not be shoplifting water. we can see your buckets

[chazz-anova]

Porn bots replying with one word on posts is like the spirit box from buzzfeed unsolved

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

The probability of you getting attacked by a gorilla at any given point is very low… but it’s never zero.

[dixiechad]

[luxwing]

I don't like that.

[vampsmooch-moved]

[unclefather]

me in the Applebee’s parking lot after I had one too many $1 Long Island iced teas

[unclefather]

It’s E.T. you freaks

[shittycryptids]

bigfoot, but fully shaved

[beefwizard]

mr clean

[gplantman-deactivated20211011]

posts like these are why I have anxiety

[gay-slime]

[idiot-dotcom]

[mittenfoot]

[seravph]

lorde really wrote an album about being the kid that stayed home when people went out and had to keep a reputation of being nice and modest and polite but secretly wanting to go crazy and dance wildly and go running and bounding and sobbing but feeling as though your whole life hinges on other people giving you the opportunity to do it and so you feel as though you’re wasting your youth

[abdullahrq]

are you ever in a moment and think damn i’m really gonna miss this

[chessys]

s/o to the me in the alternate universe where i have halloween plans i hope she looks hot

[valtsv]

enemies to lovers speedrun

[valtsv]

love at first fight