I'm married to the music for better or for worse

Hey. I'm Magic. (No seriously my Dad named me Magic. If you can't guess who's a daddy's girl?) Magic Faith Helyer. I've got a twin named Elliot and an older brother named Vince. My daddy is Max Helyer and my mom is Donna Helyer. Fuck with my family and I will hurt you. Not every girly girl is a wimp. [[Just an rp bitches. Move along.]]

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“How about no.” Elliot shot at her, looking disgusted at the turn around of what he had originally said. “No, you can’t do that.” He could bring out his Matilda-learned logic about him being right and she being wrong and whatever, but Mag would somehow just throw that aside because that actually was very not logical. Elliot rolled his eyes. “So who says we can’t pretend to be Mexican for a little bit?” He asked her with a grin, his eyes widening happily. “Oh, you like the name, then?” He asked. Of course, he was a genius with these types of things, so it was obvious that Magic would have liked the name. Who wouldn’t?

Elliot’s eyes widened at Magic’s idea—eating the cone and the ice cream simultaneously. That was… well, incredible thinking to him! He sighed, shaking his head. “Why didn’t I think of that? It’s ingenious.” Elliot now had half a mind to go back in and get another ice cream cone just so he could eat it all at the same time. He rolled his eyes at her and shook his head. “No. As older brothers we take on this job together. We don’t even do it for pay, so be thankful, woman.” He grinned and laughed a little. “Kay, I’m not that dumb. And you’re not either. You know what I mean.”

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Magic laughed shaking her head at her brother. "We're making custody agreements about a dog. I think I can do that, silly." She smiled wondering how the hell her brother had made it this far with his logic. He was super smart, book wise, but he didn't have a whole lot of common sense. "Well..Olay!" Magic laughed throwing her head back and playing with the little dog on her arm. She was such a sweet quiet little puppy.

"See now this is why people thing you're stupid. That's how most people eat ice cream, Elli." Shaking her head, she laughed harder watching him think. She knew her brother was crazy, but she honestly hadn't thought he didn't know to eat both. "Well fuck, man. I'd eventually like to date someone." She pouted holding the puppy up by her face as if the dog was pouting too. "Well no I'm not, and I'm pretty sure you're not, so hey I guess so!" She laughed shaking her head at her brother. She loved him to pieces no matter how crazy he was.

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Elliot rolled his eyes at Magic. “But I bought her for you so I get, like sixty percent of custody over Thumbeluna.” He said, grinning and finishing his ice cream up as fast as he could because he kind of now wanted to just beat Magic. Like that would do anything. He nodded, laughing and shrugging. “Like any old bitchy ass school, really.” He told her, making a really funny face at Luna and looking at his sister. “Yeah, okay, whatever. We can compromise and just name her Thumbeluna.” He told her with a shrug. It was literally Thumbelina with a change of one letter. That was actually pretty clever of him, he had to admit. He kinda smirked at the name, though.

“Kay.” He told her, yawning a little. “I hope whoever you room with isn’t a bitch ‘cause bitches these days.” He rolled his eyes and started eating the cone itself since he’d finished the ice cream successfully. “This is, like, the best part of ice cream.” He said. “Or second best part.” Elliot munched happily and just stared at Magic for a good minute. “Are you dim? Vince and I share that job because we’re older than you and we’re men and shit, so yeah, no, I’m equally over protective and you can’t do nothin’ about it.” Sometimes Elliot had a thing for using incorrect grammar. It was funny sometimes. “So you’ll do as I say. Not as I do.” 

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"How about I get sixty percent custody and you get forty? Deal?" Magic laughed as her brother continued to speak. Sometimes he was the craziest son of a bitch you'd ever meet, but he was also one of the sweetest. "Hmm Thumbeluna. Sounds Mexican. We're British..Fine with me!" She laughed shaking her head. It certainly wasn't a name she would have thought of.

Magic laughed as she ate the ice cream and the cone together. It worked better for her that way. She'd tried eating the ice cream Elliot's way and only ended up cover in ice cream. "Doesn't it work better to eat the ice cream and the cone at the same time?" she asked raising an eyebrow at her brother. He just had to make somethings difficult, like eating ice cream. "Well fuck, man! I thought only one of you was allowed to be over protective!" Mag laughed shaking her head slightly. The two of them would be the death of her. They were crazy and over-protective, but she loved them anyway. "But I like boys. Not girls. So it wouldn't be doing as you do any way!"

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Elliot just stared at his sister, blinking only a few times as he decided what to do with himself right then and there. “You didn’t get me a cone? I have to get myself a cone? GOD I even said I was kidding and—you infuriate me so much sometimes.” He rolled his eyes, going up to order his own and going outside to claim a table with Mag. “Give me Thumbelina, oh my god, you don’t even deserve her.” He said. He was keen on Thumbelina and Luna. Thumbelina because he’d named her that when he’d bought her. “I’m gunna get her a collar, and it’s gunna say ‘Thumbelina’ on it, and you won’t be able to do shit about it.” He told Mag, licking his ice cream and feeling like a five year old kid.

“Sit down, ditz,” he told Mag, sighing and yawning a little. “So do you know your classes and roomie and all that crap?” He asked, making faces at Luna because Luna was staring at him like he was some crazy person. And he was sometimes. Elliot was just strange. He was shy around girls unless they were Magic or Delaney, or if he actually got to know them a bit, and he was an idiot sometimes when he just decides to retort because he has to have the last word. Or he’d like to. And then he gets good grades because he actually is intelligent, and he’s a dork. “And you can’t date anyone here because I said so and I wanna make your life really annoying.” He added, looking at her now. “Or you can date someone and I’ll probably follow you wherever you go ‘cause I actually care about my sister you know.”

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Magic laughed as he walked into the building for his ice cream. She ate hers making funny faces at Luna while he was gone giving him a funny look when he returned. "Her name is Luna and she's my puppy. You said so." She pouted sticking her tonue out like she was a child. She'd never understood her and Elliot's relationship, but it was one of the few things in life she always enjoyed. There was always a playfulness and joking atmosphere around the two of them. It's what made them best friends. "If you get her a collar that says Thumbelina on it I will have Luna put on it next to that." Magic laughed shaking her head as she sat down at their table.

"I don't know who my roomie is, but my classes are basically the same as at that other bitchy ass school. What about you?" She laughed at him shaking her head. A lot of the time she didn't understand some of the things that came out of her brother's mouth, but she pretended she did and wondered about it later when it didn't matter. It'd been an unspoken policy of their's for a while, even if sometimes she would come back an correct them. Magic shook her head wondering why he was trying to be all over protective big brother; she thought that was Vince's job. "I know you do, Elli. But I will date who I please. Besides I thought the over protective job went to Vince?"

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Elliot patted Luna’s head quickly. “She’s cuter than you,” he said to Magic, and smirked a little before turning on his heel and started walking down the street since, well, they’d been kicked out of the hospital ‘cause Vince is a tool. He’d actually just went by that ice cream parlor when he’d gotten Luna, anyway, so it’d be easy to find. And, since it was a nice day out, they could eat their ice creams outside and be annoying to each other like siblings were. Elliot kept checking behind him to make sure Mag wasn’t missing or something since it was New York and all that. He’d heard stories about people running to your stopped car and breaking in it and stealing all things valuable and invaluable. Or something like that.

They walked a few blocks more until Elliot stopped and grinned. “See, it wasn’t even that far. Say hi to the box of puppies that I found Luna in.” He said, pointing down next to them on the sidewalk they were walking on where a box of puppies were for sale by a nice family. Cheap, too. As if Elliot had eight hundred dollars to spend on a puppy. Yeah right. Elliot sprinted up to the ice cream parlor’s doors and opened it up, holding it open for his sister. “So, uh, you can order for me and I will take Thumbelina,” he said, taking the collie from Mag carefully. “And we’ll see you outside.” He said in a lighter voice, holding Luna up to his face like Mag did. “I kid. But what do you want?” He asked, looking up at the menu above the counter. “Mint chocolate chip for me ‘cause I suck.” He said thoughtfully, looking at Mag. “T-t-t-t-t-today junior.” He told her, rolling his eyes. “No, actually, you have to get Mint Chocolate Chip because we’re twins… so we have to have the same ice cream flavor or else we’re not allowed back into the Twin Convention.” Honestly, Elliot hadn’t the slightest clue where he came up with half of the stuff he ended up saying. Sure, he impressed himself because it was great improv or whatever, but sometimes he didn’t make sense and then he was an idiot. Oh well.

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Magic laughed shaking her head at her brother, and following him down the street. She honestly couldn't believe he'd gotten her a puppy even if the little thing was probably cheap. It didn't matter to her. The little puppy was one of the cutest things she'd ever seen, and if'd been up to her she probably would have bought the whole box. However, she knew the school would certainly never go for that, but she didn't really care. She smiled at the family selling the puppies as they walked by, and had little Luna wave at the other puppies maneuvering the dog's paw in a waving motion.

Spotting the ice cream parlor, she picked up her footsteps to continually match Elliot's. He forgot sometimes that she wasn't as tall as him no matter how tall she may be. She let the puppy go as he picked the dog up from her arms. Shaking her head as he rambled, she opened the door and slipped inside not taking notice to half of what he said except the ice cream flavor. She laughed skipping up to the counter somewhat flirting with the boy behind the counter. After all, he was cute and maybe she could get free sprinkles out of it. She grinned when he handed her the ice cream cones noting the sprinkles she hadn't put the money out for on hers. She smiled back at the boy before skipping out the door and over to her brother. "You were saying, Elli?"

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Okay, I’ll be smarterer. -laughs- Kay.

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Good boy! -laughs- go! go! go!

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I hide it from you a lot, actually. -grins- Ice cream it is, come hither, littler sister.

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Well that's not very nice! -pokes- Let's go minutes older brother.

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Vince is gay? Well where'd my rainbow jacket go I should give it to him!

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-blinks- when did you become smart? But I meant where and let’s gooo.

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Just a second ago, weren’t you listening? Uh… I dunno, there’s an ice cream shop down the street. I saw while I was buying Luna, so… or a McDonald’s, you know, on like, every other corner of a street.

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You sure you haven't been hiding it from me? -laughs- ice cream! McDonalds is..kinda gross.

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-laughs- food?

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Yeah, food, I dunno how you girls do it on Mars, but her on Earth, the sun grows crops that are edible, and corn is a common ingredient in most foods that we put in our mouths so that we can have energy, too. Or, in other cases, we cut up animals and put them on this thing called a barbecue and eat them, or we take milk from cows and make lots of deliciousness like ice cream.

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-blinks- when did you become smart? But I meant where and let's gooo.

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-stares at like he’s crazy- if you say so.

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I do say so, and I’m right, too. Luna is also comparable to panda bears.

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Hm. Well I suppose so.

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Yes, I said something right. -grins- Now, we should go… get some food, and then go back to school. 

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-laughs- food?

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-stares at like he’s crazy- if you say so.

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I do say so, and I’m right, too. Luna is also comparable to panda bears.

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Hm. Well I suppose so.

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-blinks- I thought we were talking about Harry Potter. You confused meeee.

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-laughs- Mag, we moved on from Harry Potter to the light and dark side of the moon and how it compares to Eminem.

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-stares at like he's crazy- if you say so.

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-looks confused- how is Luna half white half black?

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Can you not see the colors on your new puppy oh my god you’re blind, dear sister. D:

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-blinks- I thought we were talking about Harry Potter. You confused meeee.