STARS SHINE DARKLY

 It is easy to go down into Hell; Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide; But to climb back again, to retrace one’s steps to the upper air — There is the labor, There is the hard task. 

[daily-spooky]

[caats]

[masonicbeheadingritual]

[900wounds]

I’m screaming lmfao

[starjasmines]

marina’s “at least i think i do” has done more for pop culture than ariane grande could ever dream of

[peteneems]

[catchymemes]

[zackisontumblr]

they knew what they were saying....

[maurypovichofficial]

*Misery Business by Paramore comes on*

[bigfootmountain]

[perks-of-being-chinese]

Ǵ̶̨̡̖̭̩̱̦̗̣̲͎̀͂̂̊̄̎̀̐̎͛̔́̕O̴̢̠̘̬͖̮͓̜̳͙̻̲̰͛̈̋́̔̊̿̎͊̓͝T̴̖̱̄̎̈́̐́̾͋͌̈̃̃̇͋ ̷̨̡̨̛̻̹̞̖̘̻͓̺͉̭̼̾̉̀͒̌͝͝Ą̶̡̢̦̺̖̣͕̫̳̖̱͖̰̄̒̏͝Ń̵̨̧͎͙̼̺̲̺̗͉̻̘̤̪̿̌͑Y̵̨̖̦͔̪͈̦͕̖̟̲̜̙̩͊̄̿͗͆̽̈́̏̉̅̎̊͠͝ ̸̨̦̲̭̗͐̀̽͂́̍́́̚͠G̶̛̛̲̯͖̯̳̗̻̝̫͗̾̎̀̍͋̇̽̕͜R̶̢͕̖͕͇̖̖̟̮͙̈́̔̃́͊̃̿ͅȀ̴͈͔̪̳̳͈͕̘̼̪̻͔̟̠̆̈́̑̏̈́̈́͐͠P̵̣̠̰̀́̀̈́̂̓̎͠Ē̵̲̩̩͈̜͎̭͉̦̮͎̙͐̓̉̀̾͂̀̈͆̚͜͜S̵̱̹̬̲̪̟̺͂̓̈́̃̏͐̏̍̔̕ͅͅ?̶̞̮̱͖̣̅̏͋͊̀̇͋͗͝?̶̧̠̠̙̙̘̯̠̣́́̊̈́̀͑͜͝

[odysseyis]

ART HISTORY MEME: 2/8 artists → oscar-claude monet (1840-1926)

[insomniac-arrest]

finding out that almost all other animals don’t have periods like we do and instead simply reabsorb the egg back into their uterine lining to reuse the nutrients is like finding out the rest of the class has been taking WILDLY easier tests than you for the whole semester

like, hey, cat why don’t you have to use your Cat Dollars to invest in tampons? And cat is just like: fuck that noise, my body is OPTIMAL for not being made of inconvenient nonsense, sucks to be you

wack.

[insomniac-arrest]

humans: hey, bleeding every month is actually really cumbersome and I lose both valuable nutrients AND fluids I need for survival? What the fuck is up?

evolution: yes, alright, but have you considered this about it? *cartoon blow horn noise* 

[what-even-is-thiss]

Human bodies suck for many reasons including but not limited to:

Periods

Bad backs

Permanent breasts that do not leave once baby is weaned

Dangerously large, unprotected, and non retractable male reproductive systems

Huge brain takes up way too much energy gotta eat more sleep less

Baby brain bigger than hips guess birth is life threatening now

Takes like 25 years for big brain to even finish maturing

[durzio]

•Teeth are critical to living, yet not designed to last more than a few years without constant intervention and upkeep, and don’t grow back if this is not accomplished. Also, losing your teeth means the bones in your ear will shift, and your hearing will worsen.

•Breathing, eating, communication all from the same pathway, major choking hazard. Give me a dolphin style breathing tube.

•Most pleasurable nerve endings on the body locating on the filthiest parts of you, guarenteed spread of bacteria.

•knees and shoulders have almost zero capability to heal correctly, once they break, they’re basically broken forever without massive outside influence.

[larariumluparum]

truer words

[lestatsdelioncort]

SICK LITTLE GAMES // ALL TIME LOW

[stimman4000]

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[ofcabbagezandkingz]

[heatandapathy]

"Oh, that's pretty nice. And it looks like something I could dra-"

[adampvrrish]

king arthur was supposed to rise when the worlds need was greatest so. wakey wakey! someone knock on his tomb or something

[nothingeverlost]

[serialreblogger]

i hate fae rules

[mightymargaretofanjou]

Y'all can keep at it with that “Romeo and Juliet fell in love in five days how immature” shiz but Macbeth went from no murder to yes murder in like one afternoon and I feel like one of those is a significantly bigger problem than the other

[frankie-steins-leg]

In his defense his wife triple dog dared him and called him a pussy

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Well we know which one was Italian and which one was Scottish.

[boota]

[passumbapper]

[ford-ye-fiji]

[mothdogs]

[marisatomay]

oldest daughters have more de-escalation training than cops do