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hershel 37/m/london/bi ♥ puzzles ♥ archaeology ♥ neon genesis evangelion ♥ marina & the diamonds ♥ and my beautiful baby jean who i couldn't live without!!! :) ♥ always looking for more hershels to follow. ♥ HIT ME UP

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Leave a compliment about me in the comments below.

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fuck that noise

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whats up

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i fucking love dinosaurs. i wish they weren't extinct. i would totally have a pet dinosaur. i get sad every time i dig up a t-rex bone at my job where i work because i'm an archaeologist

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i believe that descole is a gay opera bird. do you agree

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okay so…a……. its not hard to figure out who you are as im playing this game and tbh your face is hot wtf. how come you never took off the mask around me??? come onnnnnnn but the game itself is boring i think im just gonna stop here

I threw my copy away the moment my butler showed up before me. Who even cares the ending’s probably not important anyway. Let’s make out all night.

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you know i'm down but we're gonna have to do it at your place, mine is. well mine isn't. if you know what i mean.

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i haven't been playing at azran legacy for a while… i gotta get my ass back on track. figure out what jean—i mean, descole's real identity was. maybe when i figure that out it'll explain what the hell was up with our relationship.

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you know… i hate to admit to jealousy but it’s not fair that descole gets to speak to alternate descoles and all the alternate laytons i’ve met in the past seem to have disappeared. i just want a hershel to talk to. someone who understands.

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I can hook you up with a mini sized Layton, a plant Layton and a vore demon Layton. Take your pick.

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you know what? send them all my way. why not.

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i finally got off my ass and illegally downloaded azran legacy. my own game. i live vicariously through these games narrating the life i could have had.

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you know… i hate to admit to jealousy but it's not fair that descole gets to speak to alternate descoles and all the alternate laytons i've met in the past seem to have disappeared. i just want a hershel to talk to. someone who understands.

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i’ve lost just about every good quality i have but at least i have my good looks and my honesty

i might not have been honest about the good looks. i haven’t been able to shave in a while

though i’ve been told i can pull off some stubble

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thought i should offer you all an update regarding this issue: i have, indeed, kept the stubble look. it's popular with the dating crowd.

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why in heaven was i using such an outdated internet browser before??

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You. Come. Now.

i have standards

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Happy new year. I'm breaking up with you because you never answer my texts, however this may be because I don't know how to text.

we haven't been dating for like 293847239847 years. also, i haven't had a phone since 2011.

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i kinda miss ramon. where is that dumb fuck

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No. When Thomas Edison invented the lamp, do you think he was trying to figure out the meaning of pie? No, he was probably thinking about lamps. As scientists, we put our lives on the line to better the human race and find and invent really cool shit, not to figure out the ingredients in a fucking pie. I am completely outraged and have decided to leave this webpage if that stupid blue double T that spews madness isn’t gone by tomorrow. Fuck pie, unless you’re talking about pizza pie. Then I’ve written countless of hundreds of text books on the subject.

Scientist out.

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Hershel Drop his bottle of champagne in the international versions of the Last Specter