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[bi-rex]

I'm having feelings about Alex Fierro

[pvrseus-jackson]

-Magnus upon meeting Alex for the first time

[demidorks]

Jason: Uh, Percy, can I ask you a question?

Percy: Yeah.

Jason: Why are we lying on the ground?

Percy: You got knocked out, so I laid down next to you so people would think we’re just chillin’.

[pvrseus-jackson]

Meg after a long argument: ok,

Meg: I’m sorry I introduced the concept of dog college.

[toa-incorrect-quotes]

Meg: I wear your cologne all the time. It’s bisexual.

Apollo: do you mean unisex?

Meg: it’s the same thing!

Apollo: it’s not the same thing

[pvrseus-jackson]

Magnus: I think my feelings for Alex may be resurfacing.

Sam: They were buried in a shallow grave.

[pvrseus-jackson]

GUYS ITS HIS BIRTHDAY

[griffinmcelroyspisskink-remade]

I think more people need to add /s and /j into their online vocabulary and this isnt a joke whatsoever

/j stands for /joke and if u put it at the end of ur sentence that means ur joking

/s stands for /sarcasm and if u put it at the end of ur sentence that means ur being sarcastic

a lotta autistic people (and other neurodivergent ppl tbh) have trouble reading tones in peoples sentences so if you add /j or /s it doesnt like... distract from the sentence but it makes it clear that youre joking/being sarcastic, so people who wouldnt have necessarily read the correct tone will now know what tone its supposed to be conveying

Anyways. Use /s and /j

[constellations-and-energy]

Hey Siri, how many times in a row can I legally reblog a post?

[legsdemandias]

If you ever see /s on a post of mine, this is what I mean

[pvrseus-jackson]

Nico: I was told my whole demeanour changed once Bianca died-

Percy: That’s because you’re sad.

[pvrseus-jackson]

I dyed my hair purple so rip to the Magnus chase hair

[demigodgooglesearches]

Boomer: climate change doesn’t exis- Grover, materializing into our timeline: say that one more fucking time and im going to smash u with my fucken hooves

[genuinehumanboy]

you can only reblog this today

[salty-french-fry]

Golden rule of thumb for art kids: reblogging Bob Ross will bless you latest work

[pvrseus-jackson]

Broke: Dark Percy

Woke: Dark Mr. Incredible

[loki-god-of-soap-deactivated201]

I hate this

[pvrseus-jackson]

Ok let me explain.

First of all, I don’t look for dark Percy content but I do see it every so often. And yes, you guys are right, it has potential. Percy would possibly do some overthrowing for the sake of demigods but listen. He wouldn’t want to hurt anyone like Luke did. People were hurt and died because of Luke. People he knew. Percy wouldnt do that.

Ok so now Mr. Incredible.

There’s a scene in the Incredibles where Mr. Incredible almost kills someone. The girl with the silver hair who I forget the name of. He tells Syndrome he will “Snap her in half, like a toothpick.” And he almost does!

What I’m saying is, Mr. Incredible has much more potential to be “dark” than Percy Jackson.

[pvrseus-jackson]

If any of you spoil tyrants tomb I will steal your kneecaps without mercy.

[pvrseus-jackson]

If I have to steal any kneecaps I’m gonna be upset.

[pvrseus-jackson]

If any of you spoil tyrants tomb I will steal your kneecaps without mercy.

[pvrseus-jackson]

Do you guys think Annabeth pays taxes

[pvrseus-jackson]

Did any Former Gifted Kids™️ start becoming a Former Gifted Kid™️ at a younger age?? Like for me toward the end of 5th grade I started not grasping matierial as easy and then I think the last time I was able to get it easily was the first half of 6th grade

[pvrseus-jackson]

Alex after watching John Mulaney: Hey I’ll be right back I’m going to a hospital.

Sam: Wh... why?

Alex:

Alex: None of your business.