[charl0ttan]

i swear to god that social cue wasnt there before

[rezindian-deactivated20210804]

[carol-olston-fun-pics]

She’s being brought along!

[tendie-defender]

Look at him just having the funniest of times.

[chrono-meter-r]

Wheeee!!!! Yippee!! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!

[highlandvalley]

上野キミコさんはTwitterを使っています: “Suicaペンギンのかわいいケーキ https://t.co/bCaIKKuLHb”

[omrice4869]

[succuviiussy]

Press it.

Good girl

[blurds]

[very-gay-alkyrion]

Reblog to gently place prev in the kennel

[milkyangel]

クマトモ loading screen ☆

[cute-girls-from-vns-anime-manga]

[ithelpstodream]

[kaijuno]

[depsidase]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[pissvortex]

it was a book from 2005 that never really took off until they put it in the Macy’s parade for some reason. the title being coercively named “A Christmas Tradition” seemingly made a bunch of parents panic and think they were withholding some beloved christmas tradition from their children, leading to the book and subsequent elf doll to receive its first ever surge of popularity. at that point it just started spreading through cartoon adaptations (creating the expectancy of this product from children to uphold Christmas Lore) and online memes showing the elf in silly locations. anyone who was a child from 2012-2014 will tell you that it literally appeared out of thin air one year.

a truly unique American christmas tradition fueled entirely by marketing and parents’ need to one-up other parents by proving how much more fun they are with their kids

[pissvortex]

as someone else in the notes also pointed out, the emphasis on this tradition is that the elf is “always watching you” and reporting everything you do to santa clause, but you aren’t allowed to interfere with the elf’s surveillance or touch him or else he loses his christmas magic, and you literally just murdered an innocent elf.

coincidentally the year Elf on The Shelf gained popularity was also the year Edward Snowden leaked the NSA documents proving that the U.S. government has been surveilling everyone using invasive techniques regardless of criminality

[qqchurch]

[hotvampireadjacent]

Ice suggesting a white woman remove the Mexican flag sticker from her car. Can they all kill themselves already

[marshmallowafu]