Pwners-random-child-2x2

[pwner-child]

Hello!

Welcome to this very stupid rp account I made for ASS roleplays when I get bored!

Also, Mod is Zeno, same as @ask-the-azure-xd and @spawns-botanist, @spawnist-beans so...yea-

since 2x2 is gween ill speak in blue over 'ere

btw very hc coded

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RULES!!

-no racist stuff>:<

-No nsfw pls...

-You *can* bully 2x2, just not me please...(Why would you even do that?...)

-No sexual stuff or I will send a pipe bomb to your house

-no ICE shit

-im fine with a few politics jokes, just please know everyone isn't okay with it

-no homophobia

if any questions do not work with/to the rules, please don't ask!..

have a nice day!

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Shedletsky feller-@get-pwned-lolz

Brighteyes: @ask-brighteyes-anything

I can add yall if you ask <3

oh yeah, pngtuber sprite/hc design here!

[get-pwned-lolz]

TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON

I MADE A THINGGGGYYYYYYY!!!!!! :DDDD

[@pwner-child]

”what is it now, child. Telamon is busy brooding.”

[pwner-child]

I MADE A BIRD!!!!

IT CAN FLY! :D

*Chrip chirp!* [Im so fucked TELAMON HELP ME YOU FATASS-]

I don't know where 1x went, though...

[get-pwned-lolz]

"..pfft.., how amusing.."

"you know what? Good job, child. Put the little fledgling through some extreme exercise and it'll be as strong as you."

[pwner-child]

...The bird seems to hate the world. And flying. And anything. And I think it wants to poke you...

*CHRIP-* [TELAMON YOU HELP ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR I SWEAR TO GOD-]

...Do you want the bird? :D

[get-pwned-lolz]

"hm, if wish to give Telamon the bird then that is alright. Telamon finds the bird amusing. Very, very amusing.."

[he let's out a little, almost taunting trill of contentment.]

[pwner-child]

Here ya go! [throws bird at mach 10-]

*CHIIIIRRRRRPPPPPPPP-*[ FUUUUUUUUCK-]

[get-pwned-lolz]

"thank you, little one. It is in good hands.."

"Telamon will have fun while you're in this form, little rebel..heh.."

[pwner-child]

What'd you say, Telamon? :D

*CHEEEP CHEEEPPPP-* [LET ME GO YOU FAT FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIEEEEEEE-]

[get-pwned-lolz]

"nothing, little one! Just admiring it's pretty little feathers!!"

"heh.. cheep chrrp." (suck it bitch)

[pwner-child]

"The hell did you just chirp to me-"

*CHEEP CHEP CHEP CHEP* [THEY HEARD YOU HAHAHAHAH-]

[get-pwned-lolz]

"im simply talking to the bird, don't fret about it much."

"chirp cheep cheep chrrp." (stfu or I'm throwing you into the fireplace)

[pwner-child]

"DON'T KILL THE BIRD NOOOO-!"

"...cheep." [Fuck.]

[get-pwned-lolz]

"I WILL kill the bird."

"wait Telamon's supposed to talk in third person. Whoops. Ignore that, Telamon doesn't talk like that often."

[pwner-child]

[They practically lunged forward, snatching the bird.]

"No! Don't kill the bird!!... Did I do something like...temporary? I thought i'd only be for a few hours, I wonder where 1x went though-"

"Cheep Cheep." [Fucking dumbass."]

[get-pwned-lolz]

"should Telamon tell you.., hm, no. suffer in silence little birdie. >:)"

[pwner-child]

"D-W-No!! Tell me!"

Cheep chep chep- [Aw hell nah twin-]

[get-pwned-lolz]

TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON

I MADE A THINGGGGYYYYYYY!!!!!! :DDDD

[@pwner-child]

”what is it now, child. Telamon is busy brooding.”

[pwner-child]

I MADE A BIRD!!!!

IT CAN FLY! :D

*Chrip chirp!* [Im so fucked TELAMON HELP ME YOU FATASS-]

I don't know where 1x went, though...

[get-pwned-lolz]

"..pfft.., how amusing.."

"you know what? Good job, child. Put the little fledgling through some extreme exercise and it'll be as strong as you."

[pwner-child]

...The bird seems to hate the world. And flying. And anything. And I think it wants to poke you...

*CHRIP-* [TELAMON YOU HELP ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR I SWEAR TO GOD-]

...Do you want the bird? :D

[get-pwned-lolz]

"hm, if wish to give Telamon the bird then that is alright. Telamon finds the bird amusing. Very, very amusing.."

[he let's out a little, almost taunting trill of contentment.]

[pwner-child]

Here ya go! [throws bird at mach 10-]

*CHIIIIRRRRRPPPPPPPP-*[ FUUUUUUUUCK-]

[get-pwned-lolz]

"thank you, little one. It is in good hands.."

"Telamon will have fun while you're in this form, little rebel..heh.."

[pwner-child]

What'd you say, Telamon? :D

*CHEEEP CHEEEPPPP-* [LET ME GO YOU FAT FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIEEEEEEE-]

[get-pwned-lolz]

"nothing, little one! Just admiring it's pretty little feathers!!"

"heh.. cheep chrrp." (suck it bitch)

[pwner-child]

"The hell did you just chirp to me-"

*CHEEP CHEP CHEP CHEP* [THEY HEARD YOU HAHAHAHAH-]

[get-pwned-lolz]

"im simply talking to the bird, don't fret about it much."

"chirp cheep cheep chrrp." (stfu or I'm throwing you into the fireplace)

[pwner-child]

"DON'T KILL THE BIRD NOOOO-!"

"...cheep." [Fuck.]

[get-pwned-lolz]

"I WILL kill the bird."

"wait Telamon's supposed to talk in third person. Whoops. Ignore that, Telamon doesn't talk like that often."

[pwner-child]

[They practically lunged forward, snatching the bird.]

"No! Don't kill the bird!!... Did I do something like...temporary? I thought i'd only be for a few hours, I wonder where 1x went though-"

"Cheep Cheep." [Fucking dumbass."]

[get-pwned-lolz]

TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON

I MADE A THINGGGGYYYYYYY!!!!!! :DDDD

[@pwner-child]

”what is it now, child. Telamon is busy brooding.”

[pwner-child]

I MADE A BIRD!!!!

IT CAN FLY! :D

*Chrip chirp!* [Im so fucked TELAMON HELP ME YOU FATASS-]

I don't know where 1x went, though...

[get-pwned-lolz]

"..pfft.., how amusing.."

"you know what? Good job, child. Put the little fledgling through some extreme exercise and it'll be as strong as you."

[pwner-child]

...The bird seems to hate the world. And flying. And anything. And I think it wants to poke you...

*CHRIP-* [TELAMON YOU HELP ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR I SWEAR TO GOD-]

...Do you want the bird? :D

[get-pwned-lolz]

"hm, if wish to give Telamon the bird then that is alright. Telamon finds the bird amusing. Very, very amusing.."

[he let's out a little, almost taunting trill of contentment.]

[pwner-child]

Here ya go! [throws bird at mach 10-]

*CHIIIIRRRRRPPPPPPPP-*[ FUUUUUUUUCK-]

[get-pwned-lolz]

"thank you, little one. It is in good hands.."

"Telamon will have fun while you're in this form, little rebel..heh.."

[pwner-child]

What'd you say, Telamon? :D

*CHEEEP CHEEEPPPP-* [LET ME GO YOU FAT FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIEEEEEEE-]

[get-pwned-lolz]

"nothing, little one! Just admiring it's pretty little feathers!!"

"heh.. cheep chrrp." (suck it bitch)

[pwner-child]

"The hell did you just chirp to me-"

*CHEEP CHEP CHEP CHEP* [THEY HEARD YOU HAHAHAHAH-]

[get-pwned-lolz]

"im simply talking to the bird, don't fret about it much."

"chirp cheep cheep chrrp." (stfu or I'm throwing you into the fireplace)

[pwner-child]

"DON'T KILL THE BIRD NOOOO-!"

"...cheep." [Fuck.]

[get-pwned-lolz]

TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON

I MADE A THINGGGGYYYYYYY!!!!!! :DDDD

[@pwner-child]

”what is it now, child. Telamon is busy brooding.”

[pwner-child]

I MADE A BIRD!!!!

IT CAN FLY! :D

*Chrip chirp!* [Im so fucked TELAMON HELP ME YOU FATASS-]

I don't know where 1x went, though...

[get-pwned-lolz]

"..pfft.., how amusing.."

"you know what? Good job, child. Put the little fledgling through some extreme exercise and it'll be as strong as you."

[pwner-child]

...The bird seems to hate the world. And flying. And anything. And I think it wants to poke you...

*CHRIP-* [TELAMON YOU HELP ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR I SWEAR TO GOD-]

...Do you want the bird? :D

[get-pwned-lolz]

"hm, if wish to give Telamon the bird then that is alright. Telamon finds the bird amusing. Very, very amusing.."

[he let's out a little, almost taunting trill of contentment.]

[pwner-child]

Here ya go! [throws bird at mach 10-]

*CHIIIIRRRRRPPPPPPPP-*[ FUUUUUUUUCK-]

[get-pwned-lolz]

"thank you, little one. It is in good hands.."

"Telamon will have fun while you're in this form, little rebel..heh.."

[pwner-child]

What'd you say, Telamon? :D

*CHEEEP CHEEEPPPP-* [LET ME GO YOU FAT FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIEEEEEEE-]

[get-pwned-lolz]

"nothing, little one! Just admiring it's pretty little feathers!!"

"heh.. cheep chrrp." (suck it bitch)

[pwner-child]

"The hell did you just chirp to me-"

*CHEEP CHEP CHEP CHEP* [THEY HEARD YOU HAHAHAHAH-]

[get-pwned-lolz]

TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON

I MADE A THINGGGGYYYYYYY!!!!!! :DDDD

[@pwner-child]

”what is it now, child. Telamon is busy brooding.”

[pwner-child]

I MADE A BIRD!!!!

IT CAN FLY! :D

*Chrip chirp!* [Im so fucked TELAMON HELP ME YOU FATASS-]

I don't know where 1x went, though...

[get-pwned-lolz]

"..pfft.., how amusing.."

"you know what? Good job, child. Put the little fledgling through some extreme exercise and it'll be as strong as you."

[pwner-child]

...The bird seems to hate the world. And flying. And anything. And I think it wants to poke you...

*CHRIP-* [TELAMON YOU HELP ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR I SWEAR TO GOD-]

...Do you want the bird? :D

[get-pwned-lolz]

"hm, if wish to give Telamon the bird then that is alright. Telamon finds the bird amusing. Very, very amusing.."

[he let's out a little, almost taunting trill of contentment.]

[pwner-child]

Here ya go! [throws bird at mach 10-]

*CHIIIIRRRRRPPPPPPPP-*[ FUUUUUUUUCK-]

[get-pwned-lolz]

"thank you, little one. It is in good hands.."

"Telamon will have fun while you're in this form, little rebel..heh.."

[pwner-child]

What'd you say, Telamon? :D

*CHEEEP CHEEEPPPP-* [LET ME GO YOU FAT FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIEEEEEEE-]

[get-pwned-lolz]

TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON

I MADE A THINGGGGYYYYYYY!!!!!! :DDDD

[@pwner-child]

”what is it now, child. Telamon is busy brooding.”

[pwner-child]

I MADE A BIRD!!!!

IT CAN FLY! :D

*Chrip chirp!* [Im so fucked TELAMON HELP ME YOU FATASS-]

I don't know where 1x went, though...

[get-pwned-lolz]

"..pfft.., how amusing.."

"you know what? Good job, child. Put the little fledgling through some extreme exercise and it'll be as strong as you."

[pwner-child]

...The bird seems to hate the world. And flying. And anything. And I think it wants to poke you...

*CHRIP-* [TELAMON YOU HELP ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR I SWEAR TO GOD-]

...Do you want the bird? :D

[get-pwned-lolz]

"hm, if wish to give Telamon the bird then that is alright. Telamon finds the bird amusing. Very, very amusing.."

[he let's out a little, almost taunting trill of contentment.]

[pwner-child]

Here ya go! [throws bird at mach 10-]

*CHIIIIRRRRRPPPPPPPP-*[ FUUUUUUUUCK-]

[get-pwned-lolz]

TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON

I MADE A THINGGGGYYYYYYY!!!!!! :DDDD

[@pwner-child]

”what is it now, child. Telamon is busy brooding.”

[pwner-child]

I MADE A BIRD!!!!

IT CAN FLY! :D

*Chrip chirp!* [Im so fucked TELAMON HELP ME YOU FATASS-]

I don't know where 1x went, though...

[get-pwned-lolz]

"..pfft.., how amusing.."

"you know what? Good job, child. Put the little fledgling through some extreme exercise and it'll be as strong as you."

[pwner-child]

...The bird seems to hate the world. And flying. And anything. And I think it wants to poke you...

*CHRIP-* [TELAMON YOU HELP ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR I SWEAR TO GOD-]

...Do you want the bird? :D

[get-pwned-lolz]

TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON TELAMON

I MADE A THINGGGGYYYYYYY!!!!!! :DDDD

[@pwner-child]

”what is it now, child. Telamon is busy brooding.”

[pwner-child]

I MADE A BIRD!!!!

IT CAN FLY! :D

*Chrip chirp!* [Im so fucked TELAMON HELP ME YOU FATASS-]

I don't know where 1x went, though...

[pwner-child]

(I can’t send anon asks so idk ignore the user)

2x2.

-@feathers-of-forsaken

"...?"

"OH GOD IT'S YOU PLEASE SPARE ME-"

[feathers-of-forsaken]

…fear is unnecessary child. I’ve told you time and time again, you are meant to be BETTER.

[pwner-child]

[stop scaring the hoes. (yes, same mod)]

"TELABITCH."

"TELA-NON EXISTENT DICK-"

[feathers-of-forsaken]

(I know :3)

…

WOULD YOU LIKE TO LOSE YOUR WINGS CHILD?

[pwner-child]

"OH SHIT NO-"

[from a mile away-] "You still don't have a dick!!"

[feathers-of-forsaken]

And then Telamom is chasing him like the shits a horror movie

[pwner-child]

"AH NO NO IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY PLEASE PLEASE SPARE ME SPARE ME PLEASE TELANON- TELAMON PLEASE-"

[feathers-of-forsaken]

Brighteyes told me not to eat my own children but I believe I can make an exception-

[pwner-child]

"FATASS LISTEN TO THE ONLY HOE YOU WERE ABLE TO PULL!!!

"DUMBASS FUCKING BIRD BITCH-"

"He scared all the hoes.... :C I couldn't get any... :C"

[feathers-of-forsaken]

TELAMON DOESNT HAVE TO LISTEN TO HER UNTIL SHE GETS BACK.

[pwner-child]

"SHIT @ask-brighteyes-anything PLEASE HELP ME FROM YOUR BIRDY ASS BOYFRIEND WITH A NONEXISTANT DICK PLEASE-"

[ask-brighteyes-anything]

Kid, watch your language.

[pwner-child]

"HE'S LITERALLY GONNA EAT ME WHAT DO YOU MEAN WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!?"

[distant explosion]

"Oh damn was that the power plant-"

[ask-brighteyes-anything]

Kid you kinda insulted him. AYO TELAMON SIT YOUR ASS DOWN.

[pwner-child]

"TELA STARTED IT BY BEING A PUSSY-"

[deep inhale.]

"Telamon is spoopy. Very spoopy."

"So I got angy."

[ask-brighteyes-anything]

She hits them on the back of the head.

I said language. Next time I’ll let him chase you around.

[pwner-child]

"Gck-owieee :C"

"I hope he forgets to tie his shoelaces, falls and FUCKING DIES."

[Evil giggles]

[ask-brighteyes-anything]

Yeah Telamon, have at him. Don’t eat him.

[pwner-child]

"I HOPE WHEN HE TAKES OUT THE TRASH A DROP OF MYSTER FLUID RUNS DOWN HIS LEG!!!"

[feathers-of-forsaken]

BRING THY ASS FOR IT IS GRASS

[pwner-child]

"I HOPE YOU FUCKING SHIT YOURSELF BIRDY ASS PUSSY MAN-"

[pwner-child]

(I can’t send anon asks so idk ignore the user)

2x2.

-@feathers-of-forsaken

"...?"

"OH GOD IT'S YOU PLEASE SPARE ME-"

[feathers-of-forsaken]

…fear is unnecessary child. I’ve told you time and time again, you are meant to be BETTER.

[pwner-child]

[stop scaring the hoes. (yes, same mod)]

"TELABITCH."

"TELA-NON EXISTENT DICK-"

[feathers-of-forsaken]

(I know :3)

…

WOULD YOU LIKE TO LOSE YOUR WINGS CHILD?

[pwner-child]

"OH SHIT NO-"

[from a mile away-] "You still don't have a dick!!"

[feathers-of-forsaken]

And then Telamom is chasing him like the shits a horror movie

[pwner-child]

"AH NO NO IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY PLEASE PLEASE SPARE ME SPARE ME PLEASE TELANON- TELAMON PLEASE-"

[feathers-of-forsaken]

Brighteyes told me not to eat my own children but I believe I can make an exception-

[pwner-child]

"FATASS LISTEN TO THE ONLY HOE YOU WERE ABLE TO PULL!!!

"DUMBASS FUCKING BIRD BITCH-"

"He scared all the hoes.... :C I couldn't get any... :C"

[feathers-of-forsaken]

TELAMON DOESNT HAVE TO LISTEN TO HER UNTIL SHE GETS BACK.

[pwner-child]

"SHIT @ask-brighteyes-anything PLEASE HELP ME FROM YOUR BIRDY ASS BOYFRIEND WITH A NONEXISTANT DICK PLEASE-"

[ask-brighteyes-anything]

Kid, watch your language.

[pwner-child]

"HE'S LITERALLY GONNA EAT ME WHAT DO YOU MEAN WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!?"

[distant explosion]

"Oh damn was that the power plant-"

[ask-brighteyes-anything]

Kid you kinda insulted him. AYO TELAMON SIT YOUR ASS DOWN.

[pwner-child]

"TELA STARTED IT BY BEING A PUSSY-"

[deep inhale.]

"Telamon is spoopy. Very spoopy."

"So I got angy."

[ask-brighteyes-anything]

She hits them on the back of the head.

I said language. Next time I’ll let him chase you around.

[pwner-child]

"Gck-owieee :C"

"I hope he forgets to tie his shoelaces, falls and FUCKING DIES."

[Evil giggles]

[ask-brighteyes-anything]

Yeah Telamon, have at him. Don’t eat him.

[pwner-child]

"I HOPE WHEN HE TAKES OUT THE TRASH A DROP OF MYSTER FLUID RUNS DOWN HIS LEG!!!"

[pwner-child]

(I can’t send anon asks so idk ignore the user)

2x2.

-@feathers-of-forsaken

"...?"

"OH GOD IT'S YOU PLEASE SPARE ME-"

[feathers-of-forsaken]

…fear is unnecessary child. I’ve told you time and time again, you are meant to be BETTER.

[pwner-child]

[stop scaring the hoes. (yes, same mod)]

"TELABITCH."

"TELA-NON EXISTENT DICK-"

[feathers-of-forsaken]

(I know :3)

…

WOULD YOU LIKE TO LOSE YOUR WINGS CHILD?

[pwner-child]

"OH SHIT NO-"

[from a mile away-] "You still don't have a dick!!"

[feathers-of-forsaken]

And then Telamom is chasing him like the shits a horror movie

[pwner-child]

"AH NO NO IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY PLEASE PLEASE SPARE ME SPARE ME PLEASE TELANON- TELAMON PLEASE-"

[feathers-of-forsaken]

Brighteyes told me not to eat my own children but I believe I can make an exception-

[pwner-child]

"FATASS LISTEN TO THE ONLY HOE YOU WERE ABLE TO PULL!!!

"DUMBASS FUCKING BIRD BITCH-"

"He scared all the hoes.... :C I couldn't get any... :C"

[feathers-of-forsaken]

TELAMON DOESNT HAVE TO LISTEN TO HER UNTIL SHE GETS BACK.

[pwner-child]

"SHIT @ask-brighteyes-anything PLEASE HELP ME FROM YOUR BIRDY ASS BOYFRIEND WITH A NONEXISTANT DICK PLEASE-"

[ask-brighteyes-anything]

Kid, watch your language.

[pwner-child]

"HE'S LITERALLY GONNA EAT ME WHAT DO YOU MEAN WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!?"

[distant explosion]

"Oh damn was that the power plant-"

[ask-brighteyes-anything]

Kid you kinda insulted him. AYO TELAMON SIT YOUR ASS DOWN.

[pwner-child]

"TELA STARTED IT BY BEING A PUSSY-"

[deep inhale.]

"Telamon is spoopy. Very spoopy."

"So I got angy."

[ask-brighteyes-anything]

She hits them on the back of the head.

I said language. Next time I’ll let him chase you around.

[pwner-child]

"Gck-owieee :C"

"I hope he forgets to tie his shoelaces, falls and FUCKING DIES."

[Evil giggles]

[pwner-child]

(I can’t send anon asks so idk ignore the user)

2x2.

-@feathers-of-forsaken

"...?"

"OH GOD IT'S YOU PLEASE SPARE ME-"

[feathers-of-forsaken]

…fear is unnecessary child. I’ve told you time and time again, you are meant to be BETTER.

[pwner-child]

[stop scaring the hoes. (yes, same mod)]

"TELABITCH."

"TELA-NON EXISTENT DICK-"

[feathers-of-forsaken]

(I know :3)

…

WOULD YOU LIKE TO LOSE YOUR WINGS CHILD?

[pwner-child]

"OH SHIT NO-"

[from a mile away-] "You still don't have a dick!!"

[feathers-of-forsaken]

And then Telamom is chasing him like the shits a horror movie

[pwner-child]

"AH NO NO IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY PLEASE PLEASE SPARE ME SPARE ME PLEASE TELANON- TELAMON PLEASE-"

[feathers-of-forsaken]

Brighteyes told me not to eat my own children but I believe I can make an exception-

[pwner-child]

"FATASS LISTEN TO THE ONLY HOE YOU WERE ABLE TO PULL!!!

"DUMBASS FUCKING BIRD BITCH-"

"He scared all the hoes.... :C I couldn't get any... :C"

[feathers-of-forsaken]

TELAMON DOESNT HAVE TO LISTEN TO HER UNTIL SHE GETS BACK.

[pwner-child]

"SHIT @ask-brighteyes-anything PLEASE HELP ME FROM YOUR BIRDY ASS BOYFRIEND WITH A NONEXISTANT DICK PLEASE-"

[ask-brighteyes-anything]

Kid, watch your language.

[pwner-child]

"HE'S LITERALLY GONNA EAT ME WHAT DO YOU MEAN WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!?"

[distant explosion]

"Oh damn was that the power plant-"

[ask-brighteyes-anything]

Kid you kinda insulted him. AYO TELAMON SIT YOUR ASS DOWN.

[pwner-child]

"TELA STARTED IT BY BEING A PUSSY-"

[deep inhale.]

"Telamon is spoopy. Very spoopy."

"So I got angy."

[pwner-child]

(I can’t send anon asks so idk ignore the user)

2x2.

-@feathers-of-forsaken

"...?"

"OH GOD IT'S YOU PLEASE SPARE ME-"

[feathers-of-forsaken]

…fear is unnecessary child. I’ve told you time and time again, you are meant to be BETTER.

[pwner-child]

[stop scaring the hoes. (yes, same mod)]

"TELABITCH."

"TELA-NON EXISTENT DICK-"

[feathers-of-forsaken]

(I know :3)

…

WOULD YOU LIKE TO LOSE YOUR WINGS CHILD?

[pwner-child]

"OH SHIT NO-"

[from a mile away-] "You still don't have a dick!!"

[feathers-of-forsaken]

And then Telamom is chasing him like the shits a horror movie

[pwner-child]

"AH NO NO IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY PLEASE PLEASE SPARE ME SPARE ME PLEASE TELANON- TELAMON PLEASE-"

[feathers-of-forsaken]

Brighteyes told me not to eat my own children but I believe I can make an exception-

[pwner-child]

"FATASS LISTEN TO THE ONLY HOE YOU WERE ABLE TO PULL!!!

"DUMBASS FUCKING BIRD BITCH-"

"He scared all the hoes.... :C I couldn't get any... :C"

[feathers-of-forsaken]

TELAMON DOESNT HAVE TO LISTEN TO HER UNTIL SHE GETS BACK.

[pwner-child]

"SHIT @ask-brighteyes-anything PLEASE HELP ME FROM YOUR BIRDY ASS BOYFRIEND WITH A NONEXISTANT DICK PLEASE-"

[ask-brighteyes-anything]

Kid, watch your language.

[pwner-child]

"HE'S LITERALLY GONNA EAT ME WHAT DO YOU MEAN WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!?"

[distant explosion]

"Oh damn was that the power plant-"

[pwner-child]

(I can’t send anon asks so idk ignore the user)

2x2.

-@feathers-of-forsaken

"...?"

"OH GOD IT'S YOU PLEASE SPARE ME-"

[feathers-of-forsaken]

…fear is unnecessary child. I’ve told you time and time again, you are meant to be BETTER.

[pwner-child]

[stop scaring the hoes. (yes, same mod)]

"TELABITCH."

"TELA-NON EXISTENT DICK-"

[feathers-of-forsaken]

(I know :3)

…

WOULD YOU LIKE TO LOSE YOUR WINGS CHILD?

[pwner-child]

"OH SHIT NO-"

[from a mile away-] "You still don't have a dick!!"

[feathers-of-forsaken]

And then Telamom is chasing him like the shits a horror movie

[pwner-child]

"AH NO NO IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY PLEASE PLEASE SPARE ME SPARE ME PLEASE TELANON- TELAMON PLEASE-"

[feathers-of-forsaken]

Brighteyes told me not to eat my own children but I believe I can make an exception-

[pwner-child]

"FATASS LISTEN TO THE ONLY HOE YOU WERE ABLE TO PULL!!!

"DUMBASS FUCKING BIRD BITCH-"

"He scared all the hoes.... :C I couldn't get any... :C"

[feathers-of-forsaken]

TELAMON DOESNT HAVE TO LISTEN TO HER UNTIL SHE GETS BACK.

[pwner-child]

"SHIT @ask-brighteyes-anything PLEASE HELP ME FROM YOUR BIRDY ASS BOYFRIEND WITH A NONEXISTANT DICK PLEASE-"

[pwner-child]

(I can’t send anon asks so idk ignore the user)

2x2.

-@feathers-of-forsaken

"...?"

"OH GOD IT'S YOU PLEASE SPARE ME-"

[feathers-of-forsaken]

…fear is unnecessary child. I’ve told you time and time again, you are meant to be BETTER.

[pwner-child]

[stop scaring the hoes. (yes, same mod)]

"TELABITCH."

"TELA-NON EXISTENT DICK-"

[feathers-of-forsaken]

(I know :3)

…

WOULD YOU LIKE TO LOSE YOUR WINGS CHILD?

[pwner-child]

"OH SHIT NO-"

[from a mile away-] "You still don't have a dick!!"

[feathers-of-forsaken]

And then Telamom is chasing him like the shits a horror movie

[pwner-child]

"AH NO NO IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY PLEASE PLEASE SPARE ME SPARE ME PLEASE TELANON- TELAMON PLEASE-"

[feathers-of-forsaken]

Brighteyes told me not to eat my own children but I believe I can make an exception-

[pwner-child]

"FATASS LISTEN TO THE ONLY HOE YOU WERE ABLE TO PULL!!!

"DUMBASS FUCKING BIRD BITCH-"

"He scared all the hoes.... :C I couldn't get any... :C"

[pwner-child]

(I can’t send anon asks so idk ignore the user)

2x2.

-@feathers-of-forsaken

"...?"

"OH GOD IT'S YOU PLEASE SPARE ME-"

[feathers-of-forsaken]

…fear is unnecessary child. I’ve told you time and time again, you are meant to be BETTER.

[pwner-child]

[stop scaring the hoes. (yes, same mod)]

"TELABITCH."

"TELA-NON EXISTENT DICK-"

[feathers-of-forsaken]

(I know :3)

…

WOULD YOU LIKE TO LOSE YOUR WINGS CHILD?

[pwner-child]

"OH SHIT NO-"

[from a mile away-] "You still don't have a dick!!"

[feathers-of-forsaken]

And then Telamom is chasing him like the shits a horror movie

[pwner-child]

"AH NO NO IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY PLEASE PLEASE SPARE ME SPARE ME PLEASE TELANON- TELAMON PLEASE-"