no-one has the answer

Abby // 21 // cats and tv are my specialty

[mitski-miyawakis]

dr. doofenshmirtz recalling childhood trauma vs. agent p who is forced to listen because he’s been ensnared in doof’s blanketinator

[xxwritemeastoryxx]

xxwritemeastoryxx’s Masterlist

Drabbles

It’s Christmas, don’t be mad

One Shots

Nightmares  

Breakable Facade 

Jealousy 

Transitioning  

Game Night 

Study Stress

I’ve Got a Plan

Business or Pleasure || Business Before Pleasure (May 2021) (18+)

I’ve Got You

It Will Always Be You

Out of Time

Not Her

Series

Lost Memories 

Forgotten Alliance || Untold Future 

Painted Souls  

A Piece of You

Sweet Family of Mine

These Violent Delights 

A Life With You (April 2021)

What the Future Holds

Drabbles

Inexperienced Cook 

They Can’t Hurt You Anymore

Now fucking Help Me

Before You Go

Cravings

Golden Bands

Let It In

A Game of Cat and Mouse

Headcanons

Elijah’s Twin Sister

One Shots

An Eye for An Eye

Fear Not

Do Right By Her Part 1 | Part 2

Assignments & Schemes

My Little Girl

Series

Death Wish

Hidden Skeletons

Drabbles

Stressed Out

Wrong Room  

Threats

Sacrifices | Temporary Spells

Gravity

Headcanons

Klaus’s Older Twin

Klaus falling for Hayley’s sister

Drabbles

Too Much Information

One Shots

Last Voice I Want to Hear 

Promises | Promises Kept

High School Bites 

Unexpected

Give It To Me Straight

A Sip of Bourbon

This Wasn’t Planned

Series

Monster 

Kol Mikaelson

One Shots

Ask Her 

The Opposite of Fun

I’ll Always Stay || This is Forever

Crime Binge

Unexpected Savior

Jackson Kenner

One Shots

I’m The Lucky One 

Trust Me

So Close

Miscellaneous

Fall On Deaf Ears (Marcel x Reader)

Escape Plan (Enzo x Reader)

Bottled Emotions (Lizzie Saltzman x Male!Reader)

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[babyfairy]

chickens r fat or skinmy. depends

idk what this is about or why it was sent to me but you know what? tea

[moveslikekeithrichards]

can u believe some people can see a cat & not immediately be filled with absolute unconditional love for that animal. they dont even get the urge to kiss them right on their little baby cat head. thats incomprehensible to me

[thesymski]

me watching say yes to the dress: ew wtf this girl is out here in an ugly ass tablecloth… the neckline looks like that opera house in sydney australia how do you like this disaster is this really what you want

me when someone in the bridal party says they don’t like the dress: it’s not your wedding binch!!!! be SUPPORTIVE maybe???? hmmmm???? if she likes it it’s FINE!!!!

[parakeet]

remember when my little pony had an actual brony character on the show, ‘broni friendzoni’, whos cutie mark was grumpy cat

[cungadero]

[thebootydiaries]

how to tell if someone likes you

1. they don’t

[twilightrenaissance]

literally how can you hate this masterpiece 

[tibby]

if i was at harvard in 2004 i would’ve stopped it

[tibby]

it being facebook

[danielxdaniel-deactivated201701]

You know when you clean your face really well and exfoliate and stuff and your face feels ten pounds lighter and clean and kind of raw, that’s how I want my heart to feel

[deepspacepirate]

me: *breaks down crying in the privacy of my own home*

my brain: you’re faking your emotions for attention. you’re just doing this because you think it makes for a cool personal narrative

[rhosegold]

who was i before i cared so much about my eyebrows???

[starfleetbisexual]

cesar, monse, ruby, and jamal all share one braincell and it’s never cesar’s turn

[xsarora]

[girthakitt-blog]

i like this guy

[the-quasar-hero]

Break the chains brother

[mayoryon-blog]

I never did get to show her…

[dragguns]

This is the saddest post on tumblr

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[hurried-deactivated20181109]

[wyldezoo]

[cthuhlusanders]

Fucking superb you funky little death omen