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Things I want for Empyrea Part II:
SPOILER WARNING FOR EMPYREA PART 1! DO NOT READ IF YOU DON’T WANT TO BE SPOILED!
Keep reading
Gonna come back to these and say which ones I got right and wrong under the cut:
-The Battle Drake from Arc 1 to fly you through the Aether Storms Wrong. That Drake is essentially in retirement.
-Morganthe and Mellori to come back and help us set things right Half-Right! Mellori will help us.
-Ivan the Great, The Bat, and Snake Plizkin to help us 1/3 Right! Only the Bat helps us from this lot.
-Reasons WHY Merle Ambrose pulled us From Earth to the Spiral. Is he another one of Raven’s Children? Wrong-ish? I mean, we kinda think now since Arc 1 that we were chosen because we had magical talent. But why are we special?
-A battle between the Complete Forms of Raven and Spider in the final battle Ehh, somewhat. You see their full forms in astral projection which is neat.
-MAKING US CHOOSE BETWEEN RAVEN AND SPIDER Nope. Neutral all the way, baby. Best Policy.
-A Rematch between Rat and Scorpion Correct!
-More fighting with Raven’s Children Surprisingly Correct! I just didn’t think at the time we’d fight an actual TITAN.
-BARTLEBY TO SETTLE THINGS Correct!
How does one get into pet breeding 🤔 I’m leveling up Kestrel and I want to try a cool pet
It’s time to get good! Go hard on wizzy!
BE PREPARED, THIS GUIDE’S GONNA GET LONG.
First, it takes a lot of patience, Luck, and dedication.
And Gold. Lots and Lots of Gold. Pet Hatching usually takes from 50k to 60k Gold for one hatch, and it’s a 50/50 shot of getting the pet you want back. I recommend Going for pets that are your School that give you a blade. I find the best way to earn Gold is Fishing.
Not even that, but you’ll need Mega Snacks. The BEST way to get those is to farm two of the most important plants in Mega Snack Farming- Couch Potatoes and Evil Magma Peas.
Before you say anything about paying for crowns, you really don’t have to! Those seeds are farm-able by mobs in Mirage and Empyrea, not just bosses! You can even wait on their Elders for x2 Garden Rewards, so you not only get their Mega Snacks x2, but these seeds are returned to you, so you’d get DOUBLE the seeds!
Now comes the Training. Training is the hardest part, as it takes time and Energy. I recommend getting some Energy Gear during holidays like Halloween and Christmas; The Light Elf Set from Halloween and/or the Snowdrifter Set from Christmas are your best bet. Second Best is always the Greenwarden Energetic Set from the Wyvern’s Hoard. Try Training during Double Pet XP for faster results.
Specific Talents you’d likely be going for are the following:
Giver and Dealer for your own School (Up to +6% and +9% Damage of your school, respectively)
Pain-Giver (Up to +6% Damage Outright)
Striker and Assailant of your school, and/or Universal (Up to +25 and +30 to critical of your school, respectively)
Spell-Defy and Spell Proof (Up to +5% and +10% Spell Damage Resist, respectively)
Element-Proof (Up to 15% Resist on a specific school)
Depending on your style of play, you’ll need to mix and match certain talents. In addition, you’ll want to keep an eye on your Pet’s Stats- Those Stats determine the amount of the Talent that comes through.
Damage-boosting Talents are determined by Strength, Will, and Overall Power.
Critical-Boosting Talents are determined by Agility, Will, and overall Power.
Defense-Boosting Talents are determined by Strength, Agility, and overall Power.
The Heal-Boosting Talent ‘Healer’ is likely determined by Strength, Will, and overall power.
Going up to Mega, your Pet will only have five slots for these talents, one for each age progression. If a pet gets a talent that you weren’t wanting, it is ‘considered’ a ‘fail pet.’, but if you can make it work, more power to you!
Sometimes it’s recommended to go all the way to Ultra, to unlock the Ultra Jewel capability. The best Talents are almost always in Ultra Jewels, so if you find them while fighting mobs, you can keep them as a substitute so that you have six talents rather than five.
The Hatchmaking Kiosk is your friend. Unless you want a Pet from a specific Pack, like a Mummy Cat or a Bumblebee, you’ll still have to find someone with it to hatch with, but there’s a possibility you’ll find those pets in other areas. (Looking at you, Ra; I still want my Mummy Cat!!!) Those pets usually have the talents you’re looking for. And don’t be afraid to put your Pet into the Kiosk- If people hatch with it, you’ll earn Hatch Peppers, which are rare crafting reagents for all sorts of things, like Hatching Elixirs and a personal Hatchmaking Kiosk for your house. The Kiosk shows all of the Pet’s unlocked talents.
All in all, don’t be discouraged if you get a pet that doesn’t match exactly what you need on the first try. Like I said before; It takes a lot of time, patience, and Luck.
Good luck on getting your new Furry/Scaly/Feathery/whatever-y friend!
What’s this? The Landscapers found a tunnel in Olde Town! Is it filled with Treasure, or Terror?
Who wants to get on and help me with the Great Beast? I’m on Realm Centaur, right at its Docks!
Here’s something I was thinking about the remaining pieces of the Map to El Dorado. (Spoilers under cut)
This photograph tells us respectively who has the pieces of the map, and which pieces are left unaccounted for.
Marco Pollo: Shred was taken by the Armada (Currently unknown)
Catbeard: Was taken by Captain Gunn out of a bet, earned by our Pirate when we claimed Gunn’s Treasure.
Egg Foo Young: Taken by General Tso’s forces and sold to the Armada (Currently unknown location)
Christopher Clarke: Piece was taken by Captain Barnabus Blood out of revenge, was claimed by Pirate after defeating him and Deacon.
Argos: Piece was taken by the Eagles (Notably Ulysses’s forces) who invaded his home, was received by Pirate when they helped Ulysses take back his home.
However, there are still two pieces left unaccounted for-
Your Mother: She was with Pollo to El Dorado, and told our pirate to both look for El Dorado, and with Kane’s defeat, to stay away. Where is her piece of the map? On that note, where are our parents buried?
Mysterious 7th Character: They seem slightly Avalonian in body structure and appearance with Celtic influence; or perhaps even from Grizzleheim. Wherever they’re from, do we start there for the search of the map?
We really need to have these questions and more answered; Pirate101 needs to continue to its true end; El Dorado.
Grandfather Spider: No, it'd be against my moral compass.
Wizard: Your fucking moral compass is a ROULETTE WHEEL!
Things I want for Empyrea Part II:
SPOILER WARNING FOR EMPYREA PART 1! DO NOT READ IF YOU DON’T WANT TO BE SPOILED!
My 12 Days of the Spiral contest entry!
you’ve heard of elf on the shelf
now get ready for
you’ve heard of elf on the shelf
now get ready for
NEW ICE SPELL DISCOVERED!!!
Refrigerator: Your wizard just chucks a fucking fridge at their enemy. Costs zero pips. Instant KO
I hope you don’t mind me adding more XD
Fire- Campfire: Your Wizard chucks the enemy into a campfire. Takes one turn to set up.
Life- Bush: Wizard literally pulls a bush from the ground and beats the enemy with it. If it’s Critical then they pull out a fucking tree
Storm- Static: Wizard moonwalks to generate static to shock opponent. Stuns if it doesn’t kill
Balance- Pocket Sand: Wizard tosses sand at the enemy. -999% accuracy until they clean it off of their eyes
Myth- Homework: Wizard chucks all their homework from Cyrus onto the enemy, making them do it. Enemy cannot move until they do.
Death- Doot Doot: Wizard pulls the Trumpet Skeleton from nowhere and lets him play.
Valkoor Soulblade’s Guide to Monstrology!
Hey guys! Since Monstrology in the Test Realm is up, I managed to hitch a ride and take a look-see at what it had in store, and so far it’s a very interesting concept! Here’s what I’ve gathered and know so far;
Monstrology, or the study of monsters, is a new activity that Players Level 12 and above can participate in. It revolves solely on collecting monsters’ essence, or animus. The only way to get Animus is to enchant a spell with the Extract Animus Spell. This animus can be transformed into three things; Minion Treasure Cards, House Guests, and Instant Kill Treasure Cards. All of these cost a certain amount of Animus, plus a bit of Gold.
Minion Monsters Work the exact same as your other minions, like Freedo the Ice Fish or Animate. This costs the least amount of Gold and Animus, and does not take the place of another minion. This cannot be used in PVP.
House Guests Are like the guests you got in packs; namely the Immortal’s Lore Pack, Road Warrior’s Pack, and others. However, these House Guests are free-roaming, like pets and Mounts!
Instant Kill Treasure Cards Are cards that are extremely potent and useful in dire situations. It kills a monster instantly, but ONLY if it’s that specific monster. Boss Monsters do not have Instant Kill Treasure Cards.
The Monstrodome is a battle dome; where your captured Animus Monsters, in Summon Treasure Card Form, can be summoned to battle with, permanently. Any cheats from bosses are removed, so there is less fear of being defeated in your own home due to unknown cheats. You can have up to 4 different mobs at a time. If there are no TC cards in the tome, 4 Wooden Constructs will take you on instead. The Monstrodome is worth 2500 Crowns in the Crowns shop, Or you can buy the recipe from Felicia Worthington in Marleybone. It takes the following to make one:
10 Foulgaze Animus Summon Treasure Cards
10 Lady Blackhope Animus Summon Treasure Cards
10 Lord Nightshade Animus Summon Treasure Cards
80 Sandstone
100 Mist Wood
25 Black Lotus
50 Brass
Notes:
One Animus can be gained by hitting an enemy by using the Extract Animus Spell with a spell that deals damage. Another can be claimed if you defeat it with one.
The Higher your Monstrology Level, The better chances you get of collecting animus from higher ranked opponents. You can also get bonus Animus from lower-ranked enemies. You get Monstrology EXP by defeating Monsters with the Extract Animus Enchant.
So far, only Undead Creatures can drop animus.
Boss Monsters do not have instant kill TC’s.
When you have defeated an Undead and gained at least one animus, It will be like registering it in a Pokedex. Open up the Monstrology Section in your Spellbook by hitting ‘T’ on your keyboard. There, you can craft your treasure cards and your house guests at any time!
Pirate101: starts off with you being an orphan and even choosing your parents death, implied slavery, totalitarianism etc.
Also Pirate101: defending golden chickens, cats slapping people with fish, crashing weddings, retrieving hats for penguins
Wizzy Birthdays!
This week’s birthdays are…
JN-19 @fireyauradragon JN-20 @himefallon || @pyromancervalkoor JN-23 @death-wielder || @darktiger10
If I’ve missed your birthday, it must not be on the Birthday Masterlist! If you’d like your birthday added, or the date or your url is wrong, please message me and let me know!
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